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Who said Muslims never invented anything?

by sheikyermami on November 26, 2012

When it comes to murdering each other they can be quite inventive: after the gov’t banned cell phone services, the students of Islam are using TV remote control devices to export shiites to the virgins:

Pakistan Bans Cell Phones to Prevent Terrorist Bombings (GWP)

Pakistan has banned cell phone service until the end of Ashura to prevent anymore terrorist attacks.

But hey, did you think that would deter them?

Paki Talibandits Use TV Remote To Blow Up Shiites After Government Shuts Off Cell Phone Service To Stop Bombs From Being Detonated…

After a roadside bomb killed at least seven people near a Shiite procession in Pakistan on Saturday, the Paki Taliban warned that more attacks were coming. (ZIP)

A suicide bomber killed 37 Shia protesters this weeek.

Aljazeera reported….

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