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The Islam we never knew…..

by sheikyermami on November 27, 2012

Who’s the clown here? Who’s got his Islam wrong?

Vaqas Asghar, a Paki writer, chastises Anjem Chaudary and his Sharia4UK headbangers as clowns

So what makes Andy Currypuff a clown?

“They (non-muslims, infidels) have not accepted Islam and as far as we are concerned that is a crime against God.”–Anjem Choudary

Says Ashgar:

Mr Choudary is a law graduate and a self-proclaimed Islamic scholar with no formal religious education, who, according to the British press, lives on state benefits thanks to a loophole in the law.

Who is the better Muslim? Vaqas Asghar, or Andy Chaudary and his clowns?

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Stephanie November 27, 2012 at 12:52 pm: “…So what makes Andy Currypie a clown?

“They (non-muslims, infidels) have not accepted Islam and as far as we are concerned that is a crime against God.”–Anjem Choudary ….”

Allah declares WAR on unbelievers who refuse the Quran (e.g. pay jizyah 9:29, high protection tax) … so they should be e.g. 5:33 “crucified”

http://corpus.quran.com/translation.jsp?chapter=5&verse=33

Anjem Choudary is a devout Muslim!
Pray Hard November 27, 2012 at 2:24 pm: Anjem Choudary is a devoid Muslim and a sissy-boy welfare queen, besides being the most despicable person on the planet, the Jesse Jackson of the UK and the wannabe front man for the Caliphate. The Brits do actually consider him a clown. The word “devout” has a ring of righteousness to us older folks and I don’t apply it to Muslims and pedophile priests. He is devout in the sense that the Pharisees and Brown Shirts were devout, but that’s as far as it goes. “Devoid” is a much better adjective.
stewpot November 27, 2012 at 7:29 pm: Andy is a sponging hypocrite and the sooner this loop hole is closed the better,I am sick of these leeches sucking the benefit system dry,if he is a devout Muslim then the whole lot are truely corrupt,
Infidel November 29, 2012 at 10:01 pm: Hahaha, ‘devoiod muslim’ – is there any other kind?