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The Butcher, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker….

by sheikyermami on December 2, 2012

The world belongs to allah and his profit:

Nigeria: Islamic jihadists murder two bakers as their leader calls for global jihad

Might as well start with the bakers. Then the jihadis can keep their weight down as they wage war on the rest of the world. More on this story. “Gunmen kill five in Borno as sect leader speaks on global Jihad,” from Osun Defender, December 1:

Gunmen suspected to be Boko Haram sect members launched another attack yesterday in the peace loving Damasak, the headquarters of Mobbar Local Government Area of Borno State, killing two bakers, one of them an indegene of Michika Council area of Adamawa State; an Igbo man and two others suspected to be Immigration and Custom officers.

Al-Thani Family Supports “Freedom” Everywhere But In Qatar

From Reuters: Qatar, Arab Spring sponsor, jails poet for life By Regan Doherty DOHA (Reuters) – A court in Qatar, which has supported Arab uprisings abroad, jailed a local poet for life on Thursday for criticizing the emir and inciting revolt – a sentence that drew outrage and cries of hypocrisy –Read More… by Hugh Fitzgerald

Shrillary Clinton Wants John Kerry Over Susan Rice as Her Replacement

Dog meat. All of them.

Rice is considered the top contender for the post, despite heavy criticism and objections from Republican senators over her initial comments calling the deadly terror assault on the U.S. diplomatic mission in Benghazi, Libya a response to an anti-Islam film. The attack was later classified as terrorism, and Rice said she was going off the best information given to her at the time and said she did not intentionally mislead anyone. Rice met privately with senators earlier this week, a meeting Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-N.H.) left her “more troubled” than before.–Read More »

Syria on path to becoming Islamic state?

Syrian rebel leader: “We want Sharia to be applied because it’s the right path for all humanity”

He believes most people in Syria want the country to become an Islamic state. “Rebel leader says Syria on path to becoming Islamic state,” by Andrea Rosa for the Associated Press, November 30 (thanks to JW):

RAS AL-AYN, Syria (AP) — A leader of an al-Qaida-inspired militant group fighting the regime in Syria said his men do not fear death and they are determined to form an Islamic state.

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Mullah Lodabullah December 2, 2012 at 4:00 pm

* Syria on path to becoming Islamic state?

Or a pile of rubble.

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