“Who is Jesus? We as Muslims hold on to the values of our Muslim brother Jesus without compromise.”

by sheikyermami on December 25, 2012

Anjem Choudary & his group of radical headbangers take Anti-Christian Protest to St Paul’s Cathedral on Christmas Eve

Anjem Choudary claimed that Jesus belonged to Islam and that British society was riddled with “sin”.

“We say Jesus is a Muslim prophet and not the Son of God,” he said in a leaflet.

Choudary, a former solicitor, has previously been linked to raidical groups including Al Gruabba (sic) and Islam4Uk, which were banned by the government for inflammatory preaching and praising terroist attacks including 9/11 and the 7/7 London bombings.

Bizarro World Christmas Wish:

That people all over the world if even just for one day would follow Muhammad’s teaching. (Jawa)

Bahrein:

“Jesus Christ is a highly respected figure in Islam and Muslims regard him not only as a prophet, but as the saviour of mankind.”– no shiite.

The Quran confirms his virgin birth, and a chapter of the Quran is entitled ‘Maryam’ (Mary) (From MuslimVillage Facebook)

UK: Bentley axes its company chaplain in case he upsets non-Christian workers: Employees start campaign to have him reinstated

Just days before Christmas he has been made redundant because the company says he might offend non-Christians. (Daily Mail)

Rev Francis Cooke made redundant just days before Christmas
Company says too many people of different faiths to warrant chaplain
Mr Cooke says his role provided counselling for all not just Christians
Staff have started petition to bring the chaplain back

A Bentley Motors spokesman said: ‘We have a wide range of faiths and want to take a multi-faith outlook. It would be very difficult to have somebody from each faith. This now gives us the opportunity to look at this and recognise the range of faiths we have here.’

Islam in, Christianity out. Wanna bet that the imam didn’t get the shoe?

Atheist Chaplains

Our fundamental transformation into a cave full of moonbats must be nearly complete. How could liberal social engineers push absurdity any farther than this?

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Too small? Click here This is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn't for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn't even know its happening. We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don't accuse us of being 'haters' because we are loving, tolerant people. Don't curse us, don't threaten us with death or hellfire, and don't accuse us of being "just like the terrorists" because we don't do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way... But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. Don't bother with circular reasoning either, we been there, done it. If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted. Try to add to the discussion, don't try to sell snake oil, don't try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, don't bother with da'awa, (we've heard it before) don't spam us with long pieces of cut & paste, write in English, try to tell the truth, (we know that's hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it! One more thing: don't think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display. But you won't be back, trust me on that. Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?

{ 6 comments }

Pat December 25, 2012 at 4:36 am: I enjoyed new song “My ALLAH is Better”
Thanks for the joy
Pat December 25, 2012 at 4:39 am: It was funniest thing I heard all evening
Mullah Lodabullah December 25, 2012 at 9:16 am: “We say Jesus is a Muslim prophet and not the Son of God,”

And that is antichrist, if not the Antichrist:

“Who is the liar but he who denies that Jesus is the Christ? This is the Antichrist, he who denies the Father and the Son” – 1 John 2:22
WLIL December 25, 2012 at 12:11 pm: what’s next? are they going to falsely claim that Christmas tree was a Moslem tree?
Betty December 25, 2012 at 7:38 pm: hhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhheeeee wlil that is so funny. MERRY CHRISTMAS. AND A BLESSED NEW YEAR
Uncle Vladdi December 26, 2012 at 12:08 am: Who was Jesus?! Well, he sure wasn’t Muhammad!

Basically, islam denies there is a god at all, because Islamic “beliefs” include the belief that their god cannot be understood nor reasoned with, (so it might as well not exist at all) only feared and obeyed.

They also include the criminal notion that, since Muhammad got away with committing his crimes, (and he tried them all, enthusiastically, many times and, far from ever feeling remorse or apologizing for them, instead encouraged everyone else to join him in committing them, too) then “god” must have wanted him to get away with committing those crimes! So obviously islam is only an ancient yet ongoing extortion-racket CRIME syndicate, and the only “religious” part in it, is where they say:

“God told us to commit these crimes!”

;-(

Christianity holds the exact opposite: that, even if God is too complex for us to understand, that still doesn’t stop God from being able to understand us, and to relate to us, and communicate with us, on our own terms, in the person of Jesus Christ. And Jesus advised us to help each other, not to prey on one another.

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For all Christians here is the fact that the Qu’ran calls the Son of God an abomination (9:30; 19:88 – 19:89; 37:151 – 37:152) and all of His eye-witnesses liars – by one lone accuser (Muhammad) who was not even there with them at the time – offering no proof but his own say-so.

…

Moslems and other backwards, adversarial satanic fear-salesmen say: “pain or be pained!” because they fear that fear causes pain. Christians know this world is one of pain and be pained, so fear (the memory of pain, projected to the future) is only the first step in the thought process: to correct our mistakes and avoid future sins, to get to the hope of no pain, one must first face one’s fears of pain, not ignore them or project them onto innocent others. Greed (limited, selfish hope) is not the opposite of the fear of pain – fear and greed are the exact same thing! Moslems fear fear and so have no hope; they only worship their own fears of pain, and avoid thinking about them (more fear) by projecting the relief of them onto others.

Muhammad commands everyone to “Submit to the inevitability of Might-Makes-Right!” while Christ advises and demonstrates to all that, not matter how bad it gets, they should not Submit to becoming a part of the problem by downloading their unjustly-victimized pains onto others, too.

Let’s compare Jesus and Moe, the Founders of their respective creeds!!
(Here’s my Top Ten, just off the top of my head!):

1. How many babies did Jesus rape?
2. How many slaves did Jesus take (and rape)?
3. How many innocent merchants did Jesus torture, to get their treasure to pay his bandit armies?
4. How many bandit armies did Jesus lead, and how many countries did they invade & enslave?
5. How many poisoned swords named “Death!” did Jesus own and use to behead enemies?
6. How many times did Jesus lie, say “God is the greatest deceiver!” and rob and extort people?
7. How many people did Jesus burn out of their homes, while they were still asleep in them?
8. How many people (who had only verbally contested his claims) did Jesus put out “hits” on?
9. How many pregnant women did Jesus have run through with swords for doubting him?

…and of course:

10. How many people did Moe heal (or resurrect)?

;-)