Psycho

by sheikyermami on December 26, 2012

Saudi preacher, Sheikh Mohammad al-Arifi:

“a daughter should not sit alone with her father for fear that she might tempt him into lusting after her.”

Related:

Malay democracy:

‘Haram’ for Muslims in Malaysia to protest against government: Fartwa council

Malaysian Islamic body, the National Fatwa Committee, announced on Sunday that it is not permissible for Muslims to participate in any gathering or demonstration intended to oust a government or cause disturbance in the country.

 Algeria: NATO strike imminent

A prominent Algerian preacher warned of the consequences of not going to the ballot box in the upcoming parliamentary elections and predicted a NATO attack on the country in case of a low turnout.

Propaganda only:

Hamas bans “Zionist media” from Gaza /From Reuters via EoZ:

The Hamas government in the Gaza Strip on Tuesday forbade local journalists from working with “hostile” Israeli media, it said in a statement.

It will be interesting to see if Reporters Without Borders or the International Federation of Journalists condemn this.

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{ 3 comments }

Pray Hard December 27, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Spoken like a true Muslim incestuous pedophile.

Uncle Vladdi December 27, 2012 at 6:54 pm

Re: “‘Haram’ for Muslims in Malaysia to protest against government: Fartwa council – Malaysian Islamic body, the National Fatwa Committee, announced on Sunday that it is not permissible for Muslims to participate in any gathering or demonstration intended to oust a government or cause disturbance in the country.”

ACTUALLY, THEY LIE TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR OWN SHARIA!

Sharia clearly states that if and when any given people disagree with the rulings of their government (or judges in courts), it is their holy right and duty to wage war on that government (&/or judge) and to slay that government; might makes right is their highest authority. Inshallah Akhbar! (Shit Happens)!

sheikyermami December 27, 2012 at 11:51 pm

Due to the dualism of the Islamic system both is right. Muhammad decreed that the Muslims must follow the leader even if he looks like a black slave with a head like a raisin:

Narrated Anas bin Malik:
Allah’s Apostle said, “You should listen to and obey, your ruler even if he was an Ethiopian (black) slave whose head looks like a raisin.”

Narrated Ibn ‘Abbas:
The Prophet said, “If somebody sees his Muslim ruler doing something he disapproves of, he should be patient, for whoever becomes separate from the Muslim group even for a span and then dies, he will die as those who died in the Pre-lslamic period of ignorance (as rebellious sinners). (See Hadith No. 176 and 177)

Narrated ‘Abdullah:
The Prophet said, “A Muslim has to listen to and obey (the order of his ruler) whether he likes it or not, as long as his orders involve not one in disobedience (to Allah), but if an act of disobedience (to Allah) is imposed one should not listen to

it or obey it. (See Hadith No. 203, Vol. 4)

Then there is this:

A kaafir should not be appointed as ruler, and that if the ruler becomes a kaafir, he must be deposed. It is not permissible to swear allegiance to a kaafir ruler, and if the ruler becomes a kaafir then he should be deposed, according to the conditions that are known to the scholars.

Which means the ulema decides whether a ruler is sufficiently Islamic and applies the sharia with pious zealotry. In the case of Gaddafi, Mubarak and now Assad in Syria and Hussein in Jordan we can see that the clergy can and will agitate for the overthrow of the rulers; except if the ruler is corrupting the clergy (like in Saudi).

As always, the whole thing comes with a million ifs and buts, its a typical mohammedan mess and if they can’t sort it out, why should we bother to do it for them?

And allah knows best……

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