New Years Greetings from Sadeem

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Don Laird December 30, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Oh Ye of such little cyber-internet-awareness…..

have you not learned that you can Google an email address……????

Then let us Google….let our millions of mice and the clickage wrought from the same speak volumes and reveal a multiplicity of purposely heretofore hidden identities…..

let us see what “engr_saji@hotmail.com” reveals….

oooooohhhhhhh mmmyyyy!!!

it reveals a Pakistani by the name of:

SAJID MEHMOOD NAZAR MUHAMMAD

who is currently employed by Saudi Oger Limited who is contracted to the Saudi Arabian Oil Company…

ooooohhhhhh….how mysterious!!!…..speaks to me of buggering little boys and the drifting sands of Sand Weasel country……

lets dig some more….

ohhhhh look its a full CV with an email address……ooohhhh lllloooookkk!!!!…..lets call his employers…..past and present!!!

and here is a link to a car-bomb ( IED ) he is selling:

http://www.expatriates.com/cls/17929080.html

The reality is that these stupid bastards need to be dealt with and dealt with harshly…..now that you have his personal information……drive a fucking stake through his heart!!!!!

Here is a link to his CV:

1. PROFESSION : CIVIL ENGINEER
2. DATE OF BIRTH : 18TH FEB. 1979
3. GENDER : MALE
4. PLACE OF BIRTH : ABBOTTABAD (N.W.F.P) PAKISTAN
5. BLOOD GROUP : B+IVE
8. MARITAL STATUS : MARRIED
9. N.I.C # : 13101-1356025-3
10. NATIONALITY : PAKISTANI
11. CURRENT LOCATION : SAUDI ARABIA
12. TEL # : 00966-53-364 3234 / 0092-314-518 1368
13. PASSPORT # : AS0150251
14. E-MAIL : engr_saji@hotmail.com
15. POSTAL ADDRESS : VILLAGE AND POST OFFICE TATREELA, POSTAL CODE 22261, TEHSIL AND DISTRICT ABBOTTABAD, PAKISTAN

Hey Shiek-Yer-Mami!!!…..you can fucking thank me anytime!!!!!

Regards, Don Laird (King of The Islamophobes)
Edson, Alberta, Canada

Don Laird December 30, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Oh Ye of such little cyber-internet-awareness…..

have you not learned that you can Google an email address……????

Then let us Google….let our millions of mice and the clickage wrought from the same speak volumes and reveal a multiplicity of purposely heretofore hidden identities…..

let us see what “engr_saji@hotmail.” reveals….

oooooohhhhhhh mmmyyyy!!!

it reveals a Pakistani by the name of:

SAJID MEHMOOD NAZAR MUHAMMAD

who is currently employed by Saudi Oger Limited who is contracted to the Saudi Arabian Oil Company…

ooooohhhhhh….how mysterious!!!…..speaks to me of buggering little boys and the drifting sands of Sand Weasel country……

lets dig some more….

ohhhhh look its a full CV with an email address……ooohhhh lllloooookkk!!!!…..lets call his employers…..past and present!!!

and here is a link to a car-bomb ( IED ) he is selling:

http://www.expatriates dot com/cls/17929080.html

The reality is that these stupid bastards need to be dealt with and dealt with harshly…..now that you have his personal information……drive a fucking stake through his heart!!!!!

Here is a link to his CV:

1. PROFESSION : CIVIL ENGINEER
2. DATE OF BIRTH : 18TH FEB. 1979
3. GENDER : MALE
4. PLACE OF BIRTH : ABBOTTABAD (N.W.F.P) PAKISTAN
5. BLOOD GROUP : B+IVE
8. MARITAL STATUS : MARRIED
9. N.I.C # : 13101-1356025-3
10. NATIONALITY : PAKISTANI
11. CURRENT LOCATION : SAUDI ARABIA
12. TEL # : 00966-53-364 3234 / 0092-314-518 1368
13. PASSPORT # : AS0150251
14. E-MAIL : engr_saji@hotmail dot com
15. POSTAL ADDRESS : VILLAGE AND POST OFFICE TATREELA, POSTAL CODE 22261, TEHSIL AND DISTRICT ABBOTTABAD, PAKISTAN

Hey Shiek-Yer-Mami!!!…..you can fucking thank me anytime!!!!!

Regards, Don Laird (King of The Islamophobes)
Edson, Alberta, Canada

Dajjal December 31, 2012 at 1:23 am

I ain’t convinced of the wisdom of publishing that information openly. First, it serves to warn the enemy, reminding him to take steps to conceal his identity.

Second, it may be possible to spoof email addresses sent to log files. If software exists to do that, they can set us up for hellacious law suits by tricking us into publishing the personal information of innocent third parties.

Uncle Vladdi December 31, 2012 at 3:31 am

Great points, Dajjal!

Dhumme Dhimmi December 31, 2012 at 1:24 pm

2012 New Years Greetings from Dhumme Dhimmi.

Stephanie Anderson December 31, 2012 at 8:56 pm

Ah, the religion of peace creates such lovely, peaceful, people. (May they be saved from the demon Allah’s grip.)

Uncle Vladdi January 1, 2013 at 12:13 am

Oi! It’s the start of the 2013 New Year, ya dhim-witted dhummie!

(Yet off ter a good start anyway, Mate! Livin’ the miraj)!

;-)