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Sydney: Happy New Year 2013!

by sheikyermami on December 31, 2012

Snatched from Mullah

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{ 11 comments }

shahdat hossain December 31, 2012 at 7:21 pm: hi all of my firend happ…………….y new year
Stephanie December 31, 2012 at 8:35 pm: Happy New kuffar Year 2013 :-)
BayouCoyote December 31, 2012 at 10:23 pm: Bring in the best!
Brian Cohen January 1, 2013 at 12:54 am: For my New Years resolution I am going to convert to Islam and change my name to “Brian Jihad Means Internal Struggle Allahu Akbar Boom Bin Cohen”. Right after I finish this delicious bacon sandwich. Happy New Tear all. :D
Brian Cohen January 1, 2013 at 12:55 am: Make that Happy New Year but I’m sure there will probably be tears…
reddog333 January 1, 2013 at 2:36 am: Happy new year make it a good one
Hill January 1, 2013 at 5:08 am: Happy New Year all!
Dhumme Dhimmi January 1, 2013 at 5:41 am: M-e-l-b-o-u-r-n-e, que ???
sheikyermami January 1, 2013 at 7:43 am: Sorry, couldn’t access internet…
Dhumme Dhimmi January 1, 2013 at 9:32 am: Forgiven !

Do I have a treat for you ! All the way from Timbuktu.
You’d think, from what they say, that ALL of Africa is and has been, for all time, islamic.

SBS TWO is at it again…islamic astronomy saved the World.
Can you do your treatise again ? This rubbish has to be rebutted every time it pops up.
http://www.sbs.com.au/schedule/SBSTWO/2013-01-1/SBS2%20National
7:30PM, ‘Ancient Astronomers Of Timbuktu.’
“Guided by astrophysicist Dr Thebe Medupe, a group of scientists engage in the first exploration of the scientific contents of the great manuscript archives of Timbuktu. As the ancient papers are in grave danger of being destroyed by the ravages of time, the team race against the clock to unlock the mysteries of this incredible library before this valuable history is lost forever in the sands of the Sahara. (From South Africa, in English) (Documentary) (Rpt) G.”
Uncle Vladdi January 1, 2013 at 11:05 pm: Bacon is traif, bin Cohen!

;-)