Rape Jihad: Maroccan waiter “build friendship across the aisle’

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kaw January 19, 2013 at 6:20 am

Spanish folks – you know whom this raping muslim is – if he is insufficiently punished in your eyes then deal with him appropriately.

A Brown January 19, 2013 at 2:41 pm

And this criminal Muslim has what to do with Islam?

Stephanie January 19, 2013 at 3:28 pm

Allah, 5:51 “O ye who believe! take not the Jews and the Christians for your friends and protectors”

http://schnellmann.org/myjihad-ad-campaign.html

sheikyermami January 19, 2013 at 3:47 pm

Quran allows raping infidel women and Rasool allah Mohammed did it on regular basis. Quran-toting sunna-loving bearded Muslims living in infidel countries practice it on a large scale. For example, all the rapes commited in last five years in Norway were commited by religious Muslims. Some even tell their victims that it is part of their Islamic religion. Watch this video.

Rossco January 19, 2013 at 8:38 pm

The answer to your question is easy, A Brown-Eye…”EVERYTHING!”

Uncle Vladdi January 19, 2013 at 9:57 pm

Um… just Google “right hand possesses,” for starters!

Besides, ALL moslems are criminals!

Holy mobster Moslems only hate infidels because the Qur’an says “god” orders them to – Period.

Islam is a threat to everyone because IT says it is.

All moslems are criminals because, by their own rules, they must endorse in public every word in the Qur’an.

And the Qur’an tells them that they are so “superior” to all non-moslem humans, that it’s not only their right, but also their holy duty to their god, to extort, enslave, and murder all the non-moslems in the world, simply for the “crime” of not being moslems.

So the Qur’an is a clearly-written, us-versus-them hate-crime book, endorsing a permanent might-makes-right death-threat.

Here’s islam’s “holy Message from god” as exemplified by the collective words and deeds of it’s Founder:

“I will save humanity by lying to, extorting, torturing, robbing, burning out of their homes, kidnapping and ransoming, enslaving, raping and murdering everyone who even only verbally disagrees with me – and you can, too!”

-Muhammad-

Muhammad was really only a con-man and bandit-king, an arch-criminal who always blamed “god” for his own penchant for committing crimes. If Moe got away with committing a crime (and he tried them all, enthusiastically, more than once, but instead of ever showing contrition, bragged about how much fun it was to commit them, and advised everyone else to join in the fun, too), then it was held to be “obvious” that “god” wanted him to get away with having committed those crimes!

So, islam is not a “religion” (at all, much less one “of peace”) nor is it a “race” (at all, much less one of “Poor, Oppressed, People Of Colour”)!

Obviously, islam is ONLY an ancient, ongoing extortion-racket CRIME-syndicate, and the only “religious” part in it, is where they say:

“God told us to commit these crimes!”

(Capisce?)!

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BAN ISLAM – because everything moslems pretend to consider “holy” is already a crime!

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