The Latest From Winds Of Jihad: “Wonderful news from England. A terrorist pig from the British army has been slaughtered by our brave brothers. Allahu Akhbar! Craven Dhimmitude: Troops Advised Not to Wear Uniform Outside Bases Muslim Council of Britain Says Actions of Machete-Wielding Jihadi With Bloody Hands are Un-Islamic Remarkably Clueless: CNN Looking For Card Carrying Al Qaeda Members UK: Next coronation to include other faiths besides Christianity Oz news Australia: MP calls for Egypt’s Ambassador to be called in over persecution of the Copts UK: get ready for the “nothing to do with Islam” sewage Londonistan: “We mustn’t rush to judgment…” “Our Land?”

How to make intelligent Muslim babies and proper table manners for eating apostates

by sheikyermami on January 21, 2013

Here’s how to make intelligent Muslim babies:

Egyptian Cleric: The More You Copulate With Your Pregnant Wife, the More Intelligent Your Child Will Be

  ”Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar! This is the wondrous scientific nature of Islam”–Read More»

‘Shariah Is an Inevitability’

Its Andy Chowderputz and his merry gang of headbangers again:

“The idols of freedom and democracy [are] false idols, and they will burn in hell just like you”–Read More »

Nothing says light of civilization… like cannibalism:

Obama’s Favorite Islamic University Tells High School Students They Can Kill and Eat Apostates, As Long As They Don’t Cook Them

“We allowed the eating of the flesh of dead humans… under necessary conditions. It [Dead human flesh] must not be cooked or grilled to avoid Haram [wrongdoing]. o he’s allowed to eat him without cooking or grilling. …and he can kill a murtadd (apostate) and eat him.”

“This is being taught here at al-Azhar (religious university)?”

Yep. Because cooking them would be truly barbaric. (Sultan Knish)

“Occupation” is keeping Pal’s from the moon, their rightful place:

Keep on teaching your children to blow themselves up and you’ll still be digging tunnels a thousand years from now.

Muhammad and Hygiene: Camel Urine (Answering Muslims via TROP)

“What happens when we examine Muhammad’s teachings to see how his hygiene practices stand up to scrutiny?”

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