Islamic College Degree Needed to Criticise Islam!

Look out, all you greasy Islamophobes! Without a certificate from al Azhar, approved and signed by the zebiba-boy in chief, all you kafirs  are totally unqualified to criticise Islam.

Besides, Muslims are just like Jews, and because Jews are protected by the  Global Anti-Semitism Review Act signed by GWB Muslims need a similar act to lift them above the rest, anything less would be unfair and discriminatory, writes Dr. Mahjabeen Islam, a past president of the Islamic Center of Greater Toledo.

Perhaps we shouldn’t take “Dr”  Mahjabeen Islam too seriously, since her coreligionists see in her nothing more than a lowly female who’s witness is only half of a man’s. And what did the profit of Islam say?

The Prophet said, “Isn’t the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?” The women said, “Yes.” He said, “This is because of the deficiency of a woman’s mind.”  (Sahih Bukhari 3:48:826)

5 thoughts on “Islamic College Degree Needed to Criticise Islam!”

  1. Bwahahaha! I’ve been studying sharia for a few YEARS now, and all I can say is these primitive cave-moslems didn’t even know their OWN stuff! Without the Internet, they missed obvious hadiths, mis-interpreted their own Qur’ans, dissed their own prophit, and blew it on so many “legal” decisions in so many ways…!

    In short, in shallah, even a high-school junior today with Internet access can more quickly reference and collate the entire database of islamic jurisprudence to come up with the “correct” (although still entirely criminal) answer, with far more accuracy, than even the most highly-regarded moslem maddhab fiqh founders ever could have done back in their desert caves!

    I can easily and truthfully – and provably – assert that I, your typical unilingual Westerner, know far more about islam than Haneefa, Malik, Shafei, Hanbal or Jafari ever did or even could have dreamed of!

    After all, islam is static; it’s not like it’s ever going to change or be reformed, simply because that isn’t allowed – if they even think about trying, the Qur’an itself says the other moslem have to keel them for it!


  2. A degree- Who needs a degree to understand that stoning of women to death, female genital mutilation and hanging of gays is barbaric and wrong. Got it!!! Of course it’s muslims who need the degree, in humanity!!

  3. @Uncle Vladdi,

    Well said.

    @Tony Davis.

    Agree, but those are all cultural aspects and who are we in the West to be critical of cultural identities? (Sarcasm.)

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