“I wuz framed…”

by sheikyermami on February 9, 2013

Another innocent Muslim tricked by evil FBI agents:

Federal agents arrest man who thought he was plotting with Taliban to drive car bomb into Oakland bank

“According to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint, on November 30, 2012, Llaneza met with a man who led him to believe he was connected with the Taliban and the mujahidin in Afghanistan. In reality, this man was an undercover FBI agent.” Watch for the claims of “entrapment” to start forthwith.

Llaneza, at least from the information here, appears to have been a Leftist hoping to advance the destruction of the U.S. by portraying his as a “right-wing” attack, thereby (he hoped) triggering a civil war.

Anyway, guys like this should get a clue. That beguiling fourteen-year-old who wants to meet them, as well as that Taliban mujahid traipsing around Oakland looking for U.S. targets, is probably going to turn out to an FBI agent.

“Federal Agents Arrest Man After He Attempts to Bomb Bank in Oakland,” from theFBI, February 8 (thanks to JW):

OAKLAND, CA—Federal agents arrested Matthew Aaron Llaneza, age 28, of San Jose, California, this morning after he allegedly attempted to detonate a vehicle-borne explosive device at a bank branch in Oakland. Llaneza’s arrest was the culmination of an undercover operation during which he was closely monitored by the FBI’s South Bay Joint Terrorism Task Force.

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Unbeknownst to Llaneza, the explosive device that he allegedly attempted to use had been rendered inoperable by law enforcement and posed no threat to the public. Llaneza was charged this morning by criminal complaint with attempted use of a weapon of mass destruction against property used in an activity that affects interstate or foreign commerce.

The arrest was announced by Melinda Haag, U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of California; Lisa Monaco, Assistant Attorney General for National Security; and FBI Special Agent in Charge, San Francisco Field Office, David J. Johnson.

According to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint, on November 30, 2012, Llaneza met with a man who led him to believe he was connected with the Taliban and the mujahidin in Afghanistan. In reality, this man was an undercover FBI agent. At this initial meeting, Llaneza proposed conducting a car-bomb attack against a bank in the San Francisco Bay Area. He proposed structuring the attack to make it appear that the responsible party was an umbrella organization for a loose collection of anti-government militias and their sympathizers. Llaneza’s stated goal was to trigger a governmental crackdown, which he expected would trigger a right-wing counter-response against the government followed by, he hoped, civil war.

The complaint further alleges that Llaneza subsequently selected the Bank of America branch at 303 Hegenberger Road in Oakland as the target for the attack. Llaneza ultimately specified a spot next to a support column of the bank building as a good location for the bomb, expressed a desire for the bomb to bring down the entire bank building, and offered to drive the car bomb to the bank at the time of the attack.

According to the complaint, in January and February 2013, Llaneza and the undercover agent constructed the purported explosive device inside a sport utility vehicle (SUV) parked inside a storage facility in Hayward, California. As part of the process of assembling the device, Llaneza purchased two cell phones to be used in creating and operating the trigger device for the car bomb. One of these cell phones was incorporated into the trigger device itself. The other was reserved for use on the night of the attack.

The criminal complaint alleges that on the evening of February 7, 2013, Llaneza drove the SUV containing the purported explosive device to the target bank branch in Oakland. He parked the SUV beneath an overhang of the bank building where he armed the trigger device. He then proceeded on foot to a nearby location a safe distance from the bank building, where he met the undercover agent. Once there, Llaneza attempted to detonate the bomb by using the second cell phone he had purchased to place two calls to the trigger device attached to the car bomb. Federal agents then arrested him.

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{ 3 comments }

kaw February 9, 2013 at 10:57 am

Regard of how the evidence was procured the muslim showed and demonstrated violent intent – end of story.

kaw February 9, 2013 at 11:20 am

punctuation corrections – sorry

Regardless of how the evidence was procured, the muslim showed and demonstrated violent intent – end of story.

Mullah Lodabullah February 9, 2013 at 2:32 pm

He was framed – he has a history of mental illness – all that is missing is “we are shocked, he was a good boy” for the trifecta.

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