Ahmadinejad: the Jews killed Chavez who was just like Jesus & the 12th imam; will be back soon….

by sheikyermami on March 7, 2013

Update:

“Michelle Malkin: ‘I Hope Hugo Chavez is Choking on Sulfur & Rotting in Hell’.”

Venezuela’s bombastic caudillo “mentally ill,” “sick with hatred, sick with evil,”– Good Riddance!

Ahmadinejad compares Chavez to Jesus and 12th imam, hints Israel behind his death

thanks to Carl in J’lem:

At a cabinet meeting in the shadow of a day of national mourning for Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad compared Chavez to Jesus and to the 12th imam, and hinted that Israel was behind Chavez’s death (Hat Tip: MFS – The Other News).

A day after his death, Hugo Chavez is already being touted as a martyr and a messiah by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who equated the now deceased Venezuelan leader to Jesus and Shiite Islam’s 12th imam Wednesday, saying, “I have no doubt that he will return, along with the righteous Jesus and the perfect human.”

Ahmadinejad also reiterated claims made by Venezuelan Vice President Nicolas Maduro that Chavez died of a “suspect illness” but didn’t go as far as Maduro had in equating Chavez’s death to that of late Palestinian Liberation Organization Chairman Yassir Arafat, who some believe died by poisoning at the hands of Israel.

Ahmadinejad didn’t have to go as far as Maduro. When Ahmadinejad refers to a ‘suspect illness,’ everyone knows what he means.

Pure Genius:

James Baker: The problem isn’t that Hamas is terrorist, it is that we are calling Hamas ‘terrorist’

Some things are so stupid, it takes a former diplomat to state them:

One solution to promote peace between Palestinians and Israelis is to have non-Hamas members from the Gaza Strip negotiating peace, a former U.S. official told Al Arabiya. (EOZ)

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Islam is for DICKHEADS March 7, 2013 at 9:34 am: I am a dinner jacket is bat shit crazy
Pray Hard March 7, 2013 at 2:22 pm: I just love Ahmydenimbritches. He is so full of sh*t and a constant source of entertainment. When he retires, he should become a stand up comedian.
Walter Sieruk March 7, 2013 at 8:04 pm: Amadinjad , Ayatollah Khamenei and the mullahs who are in power in Iran have for longtime , as for many years, had the religious delusion of some kind of character called the Twelfth Imam or Mahdi that they believe will some day come and set the while “right’ but only in an Islamic way. To such a fiction/doctrine of a story asthis it should be kept in mind the wisdom and warnings of the Bible that lets people be on guard against believing such religious myths. For the Bible reads “Neither give heed to fables…” First Timothy 1:4. Furthermore, Christians have somethings much better then anykind of “Mahdi myth ” because Bible teaches in Second Peter 1:16. which explains “For we have not followed cunningly devised fables, when we made known unto you the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ…” [KJV]
dagawker March 7, 2013 at 9:25 pm: I shared this with BCF as well. Thought you would like it? http://www5.zippyshare.com/v/49143607/file.html
Hill March 7, 2013 at 9:47 pm: RE: Hannity video

I see the Kennedy family is still carrying on advocating Communism and Communist tyrants.

Seriously, the Kennedy’s are all scumbags with absolutely zero moral code or ethics.
sheikyermami March 7, 2013 at 9:50 pm: Is there anyone in the party of ‘democrats’ who is not a collectivist?
Hill March 7, 2013 at 9:59 pm: Sheik,

Ha! So true,

But, the Democrats are only ‘collectivists’ and the limitations that entails when it comes to other peoples success, wealth and property.

They themselves, as ruling elite are excluded and beyond such shallow, avaricious capitalism….and they can sell that to you with a straight face, whilst leaving to catch their private jet to go their second home in the Florida/Caribbean .
sheikyermami March 7, 2013 at 10:14 pm: Trouble is that present day Repubs are no different.
Hill March 8, 2013 at 4:20 pm: Yes, they all have their snouts in the trough.

However, the Kennedys are special sort of unpleasantness.

If the Soviets ever revealed that a Republican contacted them on the sly whilst running for president, like that traitor Teddy Kennedy, I would feel equally hostile.