A Little Koran Bomb Goes a Long Way

A torn Koran can lead to inconceivable consequences.

Iraq: Islamophobes hide bomb in Qur’an — no, wait…

Actually the perpetrators were Islamic jihadists who not only misunderstood the peaceful teachings of the Book of Peace, but actually cut them out to make room for their bomb.

Yet somehow I doubt that there will be even a single riot over this horrific desecration of the holiest of books. Now, why is that? Could it be that riots over Qur’an desecration are just a tool to intimidate the Infidels? Naaah, that couldn’t be it.  (JW)

There are other places to hide a bomb:

London-Based Shiite Cleric: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes (GWP)

Allahu Akbar.

MEMRI has the transcript:

Abdallah Al-Khilaf: First, we’d like to show you a fatwa, which appeared on the Lions of Sunna Internet forum. One Wahhabi wrote: “Dear Sheik, may Allah grant you martyrdom and black-eyed virgins in Paradise, I wanted to commit a martyrdom operation. I turned to Sheik Abu Dimaa Al-Qassab, who told me that they had invented a new and unprecedented form of martyrdom operations – explosive capsules are inserted into your anus.

“In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives.

My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus.

The sheik praised Allah and said: “In principle, sodomy is forbidden. However, Jihad is more important. It is the pinnacle of Islam. If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it.

“The rule is that necessity makes the forbidden permissible. Something that is required in order to perform a duty becomes a duty in and of itself. No duty takes precedence over Jihad.

“Therefore, you must be sodomized… After you have been sodomized, you must ask Allah for forgiveness.

“Know, my son, that Allah resurrects the mujahideen on Judgment Day on the basis of their intentions. Allah willing, your intention is to support Islam. May Allah include you among those who heed His call.”

This is the fatwa that led a man a while ago to carry out a bombing attack against then Interior Minister Naif bin Abd Al-Aziz [sic].

6 thoughts on “A Little Koran Bomb Goes a Long Way”

  1. A whole new meaning for islamic arsehole……… did it rectum nah blew the bastards to smithereens

  2. What is the bet the perpetrators were the bomb squad.
    Where were his bomb-protective clothing ? His helmet, all-over bodysuit and boots ???
    Where was his seriousness ? Notice the smirk.
    Where were his proper procedural processes ? Rubber gloves, photographs and evidence bags ?

    islamophobes ? Nup !!!

  3. I heard all the minions of Satan yelling ‘allah akbar’ in the background – sort of hoping the koran/bomb would go off I suppose. Geez, I hate crapslam.

  4. let’s do evil, so that “good” may come out of it….

    what a god they have come to worship!…

    totally blinded, and enslaved by a god that only wishes death and more death…

    I pray they may come to know and consider the TRUTH….for only HE can set them free…

  5. Watching this wahhabi dude be sorta crude
    with the Lion of Sunni allowing this feud,
    I could not help but see that he, in his fatwa,
    He cares not if he’s in orbit and sees URanus
    blow up in smithereens for the muhjahadeens.
    Thus new meaning for blow it out of your ass,
    then get to heaven’s 72 virgins for pc of ass,
    where she, the pearl skin black eyed beaut of yore,
    tells you your balls are missing..oh, what a bore.
    How sad that your anus must be widened more
    when your mind needs to open many a door.
    To see that being a shiitte is nothing more,
    than being a golfer losing balls, hollering fore.
    As that veritable bomb goes off up and high,
    and you scream allal akbar to the clouds and sky.
    A tricky little koran you have there you boy,
    Sodomy bad one day, but another day, a toy.

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