At last, that spiritual seeker Madonna finds religion. Guess which one?

At her age, the burqa is a liberating experience.

Madonna Determined to Study Religious Stuff Starting With the Letter “K,” Apparently  (Scaramouche)

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Not that you care, nor should you, but she’s really quite spiritual:

“I began to search for meaning and a real sense of purpose in life. I wanted to be a mother, but I realised that just because I was a freedom fighter didn’t mean I was qualified to raise a child. I decided I needed to have a spiritual life. That’s when I discovered Kabbalah,” she said.

She said that she was surprised by the public response to her new-found faith.

“Now, you would think that studying the mystical interpretation of the Old Testament and trying to understand the secrets of the universe was a harmless thing to do. I wasn’t hurting anybody. Just going to class, taking notes in my spiral notebook, contemplating my future. I was actually trying to become a better person.

“For some reason, that made people nervous,” she said. She said that she is now studying the Koran, believing that it is important to study all the holy books.

She’s just so freaking deep.

“Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40. J.Lo is 42, boyfriend is 26. Mariah Carey is 44, her husband is 32.

Still single?? Relax! Your boyfriend is not born yet.”

3 thoughts on “At last, that spiritual seeker Madonna finds religion. Guess which one?”

  1. “At her age, the burqa is a liberating experience”

    I agree , I have never seen a more visually / sexually unappealing “entertaintainment class ” Putz strutting around with not that much on, than this arse clown.
    She has been one of the best examples of why “bagging” certain wimmin in the west is not such a bad idea after all and could go down as perhaps islams greatest, if only, contribution to Western Judeo Christian Atheist Democracy

    PS Sheik could you perhaps think of making the mathematical test a little easier I have to keep searching for my Calculator every time I want to post a comment and sometimes I cannot find it and am unable to post.

  2. “For some reason, (studying Kabbala) made people nervous,” she said. She said that she is now studying the Koran, believing that it is important to study all the holy books.”

    Yeah: because muslims – especially converts – *don’t* make people nervous.

    Seriously, this is the retard who put out a book called “Sex” full of nude pictures of herself.

    Joining islam means she’ll have to burn all the remaining copies, and issue buy-back refunds to everyone who ever bought or was given one LOL!

    😉

  3. “At her age, the burqa is a liberating experience”

    Pfft! Please, raunchy and vulgar hypocrite sells the burqa as a liberating experience.

    The only thing Madonna has done continuously throughout her career was create or court controversy to cover up her lack of talent.

    If she was so sincere about studying all the holy books, she would have done it long ago. I doubt she will be citing the Zoroastrian sacred text, the Avest or the Buddhist holy books, as she would have mentioned it in the article.

    Phoney, pretentious agent provocateur.

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