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Sheik Yer’mami is back! Right On Time For 9/11 The Good Sheik Presents Us With 3 Brand New Songs:

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

At last a sign of life from Sheik Yer’mami:

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We just received a package in the mail with 3 brand new songs!

After traveling the silkroad all the way from Asia, the Middle East and the Sahara, somewhere between Mecca and Timbuktu, the good Sheik found himself an oasis away from the global jihad, checked into a recording studio and here it is: right on time for your dining and dancing pleasure:

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The first one, lets call it the Kumbaya song, is devoted to all the nutroots and moonbats out there who just won’t get it. Prick up your ears, as Peanut Kadr & Rodney King sing “Why can’t we all just get along…” in unison. We’ll add the words later.

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Click below to play:

Why Can’t We All Just Get Along

* Then we have a medley, a musical jihad that takes us from a bombastic opening to the Jooozzz to Koran Armstrong, who needs a hijab for her identity. It takes us to Ahmadinejad of Iran, who wants to buy a nuclear bomb from the good Sheik, and ends with the Mohound dog…

Overture (Muzzie Boogie)

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* We all know what Muslim mums and dad’s say when their offspring blow up infidels or fly jets into buildings: “He would never do a thing like that”- but when Islamic terrorists tell us ‘Kuffar we like death and you like Pepsi Cola”- shouldn’t we believe them? Enjoy:

Never Do A Thing Like That

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Here’s the song: ‘Never do a thing like that’- download before its gone!

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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things.

The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature, and has no chance of being free unless made or kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

John Stuart Mill

Never Forget, Never Forgive:

Abu Hamza

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

By Sheik yer’mami

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Sheik Yer Mami’s Song - Abu Hamza
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Abu Hamza al Masri is one of the most notorious hate-preachers in Londonistan, his activities are well known and recorded. Abu Hamza believes that infidels are no better than cattle or wild beasts, they can be killed, enslaved, sold into slavery or ‘whatever…’ Abu Hamza is now (finally) in jail, the British government pays enormous amounts of money to keep him guarded and clean, he’s got a personal assistant called ‘dirty Harry’ who has to wipe his azzz, welfare-payments to his (extended) family costs the British taxpayer more than 100.000 pounds annually…

The song ends with Condoleeza Rice’s infamous, pathetic statement that ‘disrespect to the ‘holy Koran is not now, nor will it ever be, tolerated in the United States…’

Words to the Abu Hamza song

Abu Hamza wants to kill you,
Abu’s got that dirty look
Abu Hamza’s got a glass eye
And the British welfare system
Just bought him a brand new hook

Abu sent his son to Yemen,
To blow the British mission to the sky, skyhigh
But they put them in the slammer
Wow what a katzenjammer
Could you all believe who they would call?

“British Consulate, may I help you?”

“Alhamdullillah, bismillah, rahman rahim…”

‘We’re British citizens,
Were British citizens
You’ve got to help us
We wouldn’t hurt a fly
We wouldn’t do no harm
Were British citizens
You’ve cot to help us
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Were British citizens
You’ve got to help us
We wouldn’t hurt a fly
We wouldn’t do no harm
Were British citizens
You’ve cot to help us
We’re all innocent
We wouldn’t tell a lie….

Abu Hamza is now in jail
No they wouldn’t let him out on bail
Well dirty Harry is not his friend
But he gives him a helping hand
Yeah “dirty Harry” wipes his ass
It’s all such a disgrace
While you and I,-we foot the bill
I guess it’s all in Allah’s will

Uuuuhhh, get ready for the Islamic invasion…!!!
My Koran got stuck in the loo
3 days I couldn’t take a poo
a week went by, and my momma cried:

“Oh my gaaaaad! This shit put a hurt on my nose
You better get your ass in there boy and clean that toilet up…”

Hmmm, I realized I had a problem.
When I looked out the window I saw the riots in the street
So I switched on my TV

And there she was, Condi Rice, secretary of state, real purdy with that yellow cotton dress…

And she said:

‘Disrespect for the holy Koran is not now, nor will it ever be, tolerated in the United States….

And my mama cried…

‘Damn boy you better get yo ass in there and clean that toilet up, that …….’

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(One of) Abu Hamza’s Son’s goes into Muzik Biznez

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‘Jihad in Denmark’ Rap

* Another generation, the message of hate remains:

Explosive rhythms
Young people rap about Jihad and suicide bombings

The article itself runs over 4 full pages and seems not to be posted online. Some core items and names:

Médhi Zaouiche, bearded as a sign of allegiance to Muhammad. Usually wears a ‘Jihad’ T-shirt. His video “9/11” was banned in France.
Subjects covered by the lyrics used to be racism and mafia shootouts, but now concepts like Umma, Kafir, Jihad, Allah, and the (supposed) discrimination against Muslims worldwide appear.

More relevant names: Digihad, Fun-Da-Mental, “Cookbook D.I.Y.”, “Dirty Kuffar”, “Russian Hell”, “All is War”, Blakstone.

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Mohammad Kamel Mostafa, son of Abu Hamza of Finsbury Mosque fame, part of the duo “Lionz of Da Dezert”. Favorite subject: Jihad with full force of weapons.
Marwan (from Århus) on his debut album P.E.R.K.E.R.. states: “Death to all presidents, there is only Allah!” (‘Perker’ is a derogative of the Danish word ‘perser’, which means ‘Persian’).

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Abu Hamza hates Homo’s

* Hamza’s ‘human rights’ have been violated, you see…

EXCLUSIVE Cleric bans homosexual nurse from washing and dressing him in jail

HATE preacher Abu Hamza has refused any more treatment from his prison nurse after finding out the man is gay.
The nurse, nickname Queenie, has been helping to wash and dress the convicted terrorist for more than two years.
A prison source told the Mirror the full-time staffer is openly gay and has a camp voice.
Officers at Belmarsh jail are said to be surprised Hamza, 48, has not noticed before.

Now the cleric is claiming it is against his religion and human rights to be treated by a homosexual. The source said Hamza’s solicitor wrote to the governor demanding his client is given a new regular nurse.
The prison service refused saying it does not discriminate on grounds of sexuality.

The source said: “The nurse is upset about it. He has spent the last couple of years doing everything for Hamza, even wiping his bottom.
“It shows how little respect Hamza has for others. The nurse dresses him, washes him, cleans his teeth, cuts his toenails, trims his beard and applies ointment for his skin disorder.”
Egyptian-born Hamza, serving seven years for inciting murder and racial hatred, requires care because he is limited by his hook hands.
The source said: “His nurse is open about being gay. He even speaks with a camp voice. His nickname is Queenie.
“Hamza has been refusing treatment while he is on duty but he won’t be able to keep that up because it is causing him a great deal of discomfort.”
The prison service said: “We do not comment on individual prisoners.”

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“Disrespect for the holy Koran is not now, nor has it ever been, nor will it ever be, tolerated by the United States..”

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– a statement by Condoleezza Rice quoted aboveThe “holy Koran”? It may be “holy” to Muslims. Is Condoleezza Rice a Muslim? Does she speak for 300 million Americans, 298.5 million of whom are not Muslims and who do not regard the Koran as “holy”? Has this become the Homeric epithet of choice?

As for this “disrespect” business — my, a whole lot of people are suddenly bringing this word into common usage. Barack Obama breaks with Jeremiah Wright not because of his 20 years of ranting, but because, in his recent appearances and discussions, he showed “me [Barack Obama] disrespect.” This is the “you dissin’ me” charge that apparently has been spreadinig throughout the land. Respect, or what used to called lack of respect, are both earned. They are not simply automatic. Condoleezza Rice has no business speaking for the United States of America, and its 200-year history, in her dreamy belief that no “disrespect” for the “holy” Koran “has…ever been” or “ever…will be” tolerated. Does she know what is in the Koran? Does she think it a book worthy of “respect”? Why? Because some parts of it are not bad? Because if fifty million Frenchmen can’t be wrong, as used to be said, than more than a billion Muslims must also, assuredly, be right?

Where is the discussion of the actual contents of the Qur’an, based on some demonstrated familiarity with its text, and with its effect, through time and space, on the minds of Believers, and hence on the history of the world?

This kind of remark shows, once more, that we are led by people who perfectly embody the decline (if not yet the fall), the degradation of the demogratic dogma that has been repeatedly warned about, over the past century, by everyone from Henry Adams to Ortega, warnings that have heedlessly been ignored.

Posted by: Hugh [TypeKey Profile Page] at May 18, 2008 11:29 AM

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The son of hate preacher Abu Hamza has been arrested over a suspected burglary attempt.

Criminal Muslim Family Update

Mustafa Kamel, 18 - one of hook-handed extremist Hamza’s seven children - was one of two youths arrested after a man caught someone breaking into his home.

The householder saw the suspect climbing in through a window at the rear and managed to chase him off.

More from the Illustrated PIG

* A clever hack for the cause:

Abu Hamza’s Muslim lawyer earns £1m a year in legal aid from representing terror suspects

* Bleeding the kuffar for the Muhammedan cause: Mudassar Arani

Daily Mail

A solicitor who specialises in representing terror suspects and tells them not to cooperate with police was paid almost £1 million in legal aid last year.

Muddassar Arani’s firm represented Abu Hamza, dirty bomb plotter Dhirin Barot and three of the 21/7 bombers in recent years.

She has raked in £3.5 million in taxpayer-funded support to help defend extremist suspects in recent years, according to new figures.

In the seven years documented in figures released under the Freedom of Information Act payments from the Legal Services Commission have almost quadrupled.

In one month alone - May last year - the firm billed almost £400,000 for legal services.

Muslim cleric Abu Hamza and the dirty bomber Dhiren Barot were both represented by Arani’s firm, which made nearly £1m this year
The 44-year-old mum of two once boasted in a magazine that those accused of terrorism come to her first.

In the same interview just 10 months before London’s July 7 suicide bombs, she claimed the terror threat in the UK was ‘deliberately hyped’ and said the Government were ‘probably guilty of promoting Islamaphobia’.

Despite the zealous religious beliefs of many of her clients Mrs Arani has claimed she is ‘not a very religious person” and only started wearing a headscarf in the late 1990’s after she went on Hajj to Mecca.

As a representative of some of the world’s most infamous terror suspects Mrs Arani’s firm have printed leaflets encouraging anyone contacted by anti-terrorist branch police to remain silent.

It reads: ‘Do not talk to them regarding any matter.’

Her advice flies in the face of a plea by the Muslim Council of Britain for the community to give police ‘the fullest co-operation’ to catch terrorists.

Mrs Arani, who styles herself a human rights expert, said in a recent lecture: ‘The rule of thumb in a terrorist case is: Do not answer any questions put to you.’

Directing her remarks at suspects arrested under the Terrorism Act 2000 she added: ‘You have a right to silence. Use it. Use that right to protect yourself and others who may be arrested with you.’

Mrs Arani, who speaks four languages, Hindu, Urdu, Punjabi and English, arrived in the UK aged eight in 1972 from her home country of Uganda after dictator Idi Amin expelled the Asian population.

A spokesman for the Legal Services Commission responsible for funding legal aid said: ‘Arani & Co will have to pay wages for solicitors, caseworkers, support staff and overheads, such as offices costs or management out of these payments.

‘In addition payments from the LSC will also cover disbursements paid to barristers, interpreters and expert witnesses for work carried out in relation to cases being handled by the firm.

‘Arani & Co primarily carry out publicly funded work in the areas of family and criminal law.

By providing initial advice and, when required, assistance at court in family disputes, the firm helps to ensure access to justice to some of the most vulnerable and socially excluded members of our society.

‘The criminal defence work the firm undertakes underpins one of the key principles of our criminal justice system.”

Tolerance

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

By sheik yer’mami

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English Version:
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German Verson:
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Tolerance is a mildly perverted Tango depicting the insomnia of the west towards a war that has been deliberatly ignored: Militant Islam, radical Islam, extremist Islam, Islamo-faschism etc. The question must be asked: Is there any other kind?

Nutroots and moonbats believe that it is US that is at fault, that it is only a matter of poverty and that we can just ‘talk it out…’

If it only was that easy! How do you tolerate the intolerable, how do you tolerate those who have sworn to forcibly convert or kill you!

Political correctness is killing us, help us identify the enemy, help us to raise awareness!

The Words In English

Tolerance,
All we need is tolerance
we do dot want integration
we do not want assimilation
we only need tolerance

Tolerance,
we only need tolerance

For Bali and for Beslan,
For 9/11 and Madrid, for London and for Moskow
For terror, murder and Islam
We need only Tolerance

We still need more tolerance, yes
We demand: More tolerance
Tolerance when we outbreed you
Tolerance to drive Islam into you

We only need to call you ‘racist’
Or scream ‘discrimination’ to drive you right out of your wits
And all the lefty-loony twits
Will jump up and down to turn your nation
Right on track for the Islamization

Do you want total tolerance?
For multi-culti mummenschanz
You never cared for your history
You never cared to learn a thing
You better learn about Islam
and that you must be tolerant,
tolerant, for the intolerance

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The Words In German

Als Tango

Tolleranz,
Sie wollen nur Tolleranz
Sie wollen sich nicht integrieren,
sie wollen nicht assimilieren,
Sie wollen nur Tolleranz

Tolleranz
Sie wollen nur Tolleranz,
Tolleranz fuer Bali und fuer Beslan,
Fuer Terror Mord und Islam:
Tolleranz

Wir brauchen noch mehr Tolleranz,
Wir brauchen nur Tolleranz,
Wir werden uns sehr schnell vermehren
Und Euch den Islam bescheren
Tolleranz

Jetzt schreien wir noch schnell ‘Rassismus’
Und dann noch ‘discrimination’
Und schon sind alle linken Helden
Die sich ‘Menschenrechtler’ schelten
Dabei und schreien Tolleranz

Willst Du totale Tolleranz
Fuer Multi Kulti Mummenschanz?
1000 Jahre Geschichte sind vergessen
under Islamist verlangt vermessen
Tolleranz, fuer die Intolleranz..z

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“Tolerance meaning we tolerate all that is good and dont tolerate idiots who wish to superimpose good with bad.”

The Imam

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

By sheik yer’mami

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SheikYer’Mami’s Song - The Imam
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This song, like most of the others, was written in autumn 2005 during recording in a small studio in the outer outback of Australia. Most of the words are straight out of the Koran. The intro, in German, was added for impact and resembles a personal experience of an arriving Imam in Frankfurt, who refused to allow customs to search his bags:

All the words will be posted later, for now just the translation:

Ich bin der Imam, aus der Turkei,
Ich habe nur den Hass dabei
Unglaeubiger, ruer mich nicht an
denn ich bin
ein Musulman…

Translated:
I am your Imam from Turkey
I have only hatred in my bagage,
Infidel: don’t dare to touch me
’cause I am a Musulman…

Ich bin der Hass im Namen Allahs
mit Sharia und Koran
mit Feuer Schwert un Groessenwahn
zu Allah sollt Ihr Eurch bekehren,
und den Monolith verehren…

Translated:

I am the embodyment of hatred
with Sharia & Koran
with fire, sword and megalomania
accept Islam - or else….
and worship the monolith…

Philistine Child

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

By sheik yer’mami

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sheik yer’mami- Philistine child
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MP3 support required.

Child abuse is endemic in the Islamic world. Children are born and raised to be suicide bombers and indoctrinated with hatred. To become ‘a martyr’ is glorified, and whenever a successful attack is launched, candy is distributed and the relatives usually receive up to US$ 25.000.00 from those who support terrorism to wipe out the Jewish state.

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The Philistine Child

Verse one

My Mami said I have to be a martyr
My Daddy said I have to kill a Jew
My Imam said I have to blow myself to pieces
I’m so confused I don’t know what to do

Verse two

I don’t think I have a future as a Muslim
I’d rather be a Christian or a Jew
Why do I have to kill and die for Allah
I don’t even know if its all true….

Action:

Drop-off: car stops, father and son get out, they run, take cover.
Dogs are barking in the distance, father sez:
‘Okay little Ali, you got everything? Got your pliers, got your belt? Now watch out for the sentry, don’t get shot…. You follow the lights and then you walk into the Pizzeria, and then you pull that string…..’

Ali: ‘Dad, I don’t wanna do that…’

Dad: ‘Go, little Ali, go: Allah is waiting for you…’
Go…..Inshallah….

A while later:

Booooooooommmmmmm….

Sirens go off.
Palestinians yell ‘Allahu akhbar…’
More sirens, helicopters fly overhead,
The father, overjoyed:
“$25.000.00 dollars, what are we gonna do with all that cash!
$25.000.00 dollars, we can make make another little Ali in a flash…
We can buy a new TV and a fridge..
25.000 dollars I might just go out and buy me a new wife,
just for breeding….

Gunfire….
‘The Zionists, the Zionists are shooting at us….’

Saeb Erakat: ‘This is a totally unprovoked attack…’

‘The Zionists, the bloody Zionists…’

Gunfire…

Saeb Erakat: ‘We have to go rrright back to the negotiating table..’

Arafat: ‘ I cannot guarrrantee yourrr safety…’

Erakat: ‘This is an atrocity, this is genocide…’

Arafat:’ See what they’re doing? See what they’re doing to us?

I cannot guarantee your safety…’

Erakat: ‘Where is the international community…? This is genocide’

Arafat: “I am also elected leader…’

Gunfire, rocket propelled grenades…. Etc…

Harry the Taliban

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

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Sheik yer’mami wrote ‘Harry the Taliban‘ as a sort of ‘good riddance’ to misguided young westerners who are attracted to militant Islam…

David Hicks comes to mind as well as the ‘American Taliban’ John Walker Lind, who was captured fighting with the Taliban when American forces captured him in Afghanistan…

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David Hicks

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John Walker Lindh

Another ‘American Taliban’ hiding somewhere in Pakistan is Adam Gadahn sends his regards:

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The strange transformation of Adam Gadahn

Surprisingly, quite a few confused young westerners like ‘Harry’, baby boomers, children of the flower power generation, kids who grew up with all that sex & drugs & rock’n roll are only too willing to trade the freedom of the west for a total regulation of everything life has to offer: A cult, a guru, a leader, a totalitarian system, a cause. Bizarre? Weird? Maybe.
There are always some in every generation who want to change the world, though few are willing to take up weapons and go against their own culture and country-men.

The Jihad is a global movement, the ‘ummah’ gives a sense of belonging, the believer enters another universe where ‘to kill and to be killed in the way of Allah’ replaces all humanitarian priniciples….

Adam Gadahn is a close associate of Al Zawahiri & Bin Laden who seems to be running the Al Quaeda propaganda department. Recently he posted internet videos with fiery speeches ‘inviting’ people like Robert Spencer from Jihad Watch, Daniel Pipes and George Bush to Islam and to ‘leave their evil ways’- otherwise they would be….But please: Google it! find out for yourself!

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Salaam aleikum!

My name is Mamduh Habib, I am completely innocent! I was picked up in Pakistan and held in Gitmo where they fed me with halal burgers and pissed on my Koran!
I was tortured with loud pop music when all I wanted was to find a good Islamic school for my children….

Words for the song

Harry was a punk
He smelled just like a skunk
Harry was a Hippie
In need of treatment for his peepee
Harry smoked hashish
And he followed Rajneneesh…
But Harry never took a shower
In all his years of flower power

Harry found religion
Just like a homing pigeon
Harry was a Jesus freak
At the time when that was chic
Scientology was was cool
They made money of this fool
But he never took a shower in all the years
With flower power

They brainwashed Harry well and good
And then he joined the brotherhood
He went straight to Afghanistan
And there he joined the Taliban
He joined the Jihad with Osama
And there he fought in Allah’s way
But he still didn’t take no shower
In all those years with Muzzie power…

They bombed the shit out of the Taliban
And occupied Afghanistan
They captured Harry and his gun
That was the end of Harry’s fun
Harry’s parents may be rich
But now he is the prison bitch

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But he never takes a shower
He never takes a showeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr…………

Zarqawi

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

By sheik yer’mami

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Sheik yer’mami wrote
‘Zarqawi’ in December 2005 when he was still alive…

The words to the song

I love the sounds of car bombs in the morning
I love the gory sights of blood ‘n guts
The burning car wrecks and the screaming victims
The stench of death just drives me nuts

I love it when bombs go off without warning
I just love to go in for the kill
The Jihad must be fought for Allah
Allahu akhbar, such is Allah’s will

We have to fight the intifadah
We have to fight to kill the Jews
We keep on fighting the crusaders
We need to keep the Jihad in the news

My names Zarquawi
I am Shahid,
I fight the Jihad according to the Koran
But I also rely on Sira and Hadith

I love to rig the corpses with explosives
Secondary explosions make great video
I’d love to get a close-up of the action
But it’s safer to hear it on the radio

The mosques are great for storing weapons
We can pray there and find shelter too
I love to do the occasional beheading
Of course strictly according to Sharia law

To strike terror in the hearts of the infidels
Snuff movies always make a good show
Viewer ratings skyrocket on Al jazeera
And all the Mudjaheddin come from near and far

We will conquer your country with the bellies of our women
We will outbreed you in 10/20 years time
Political correctness will assist us
You’ll be surprised how fast we multiply

We will use your liberal laws against you
Your welfare system works for us just fine
We will sue your socks off for discrimination
And your silly immigration laws
Will never allow you to draw the line

We call you racist, and Islamophobic
That always works to shut you up
The spirit of political correctness
The silliness of human rights
You guys are ready pushover
You don’t even realize:

We already control your institutions,
We bought your media, and your politicians too
With the help of Saudi money,
Youre all such suckers for a little honey

Such is written in the Koran, such is Allahs will
It’s only a matter of time before we reach critical mass
Then forget about your country that once was…

Learn about kitman, and Takqqiyya
Learn about Jihad and Sharia

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The Short, Violent Life of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi

 

[Edited for the Web, June 8, 2006]

On a cold and blustery evening in December 1989, Huthaifa Azzam, the teenage son of the legendary Jordanian-Palestinian mujahideen leader Sheikh Abdullah Azzam, went to the airport in Peshawar, Pakistan, to welcome a group of young men. All were new recruits, largely from Jordan, and they had come to fight in a fratricidal civil war in neighboring Afghanistan—an outgrowth of the CIA-financed jihad of the 1980s against the Soviet occupation there.

The men were scruffy, Huthaifa mused as he greeted them, and seemed hardly in battle-ready form. Some had just been released from prison; others were professors and sheikhs. None of them would prove worth remembering—except for a relatively short, squat man named Ahmad Fadhil Nazzal al-Khalaylah.

He would later rename himself Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.

Once one of the most wanted men in the world, for whose arrest the United States offered a $25 million reward, al-Zarqawi was a notoriously enigmatic figure—a man who was everywhere yet nowhere. I went to Jordan earlier this year, three months before he was killed by a U.S. airstrike in early June, to find out who he really was, and to try to understand the role he was playing in the anti-American insurgency in Iraq. I also hoped to get a sense of how his generation—the foreign fighters now waging jihad in Iraq—compare with the foreign fighters who twenty years ago waged jihad in Afghanistan.

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The Shoe Bomber

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

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By sheik yer’mami

Shoe Bomber

Put a bomb in your shoe!
Let’s put a bomb in your shoe!

Richard, be a good Muzzie,
Don’t cha be no pussy!

Put a bomb in your shoe
and blow away!

Put a bomb in your shoe!
Let’s put a bomb in your shoe!

Be a real cool Muzzie fighter,
and don’t forget your lighter!

Put a bomb in your shoe
and blow away!

Yeah, you get seventy-two virgins
in Allah’s bordello in the sky.

And you get twenty-four boys
with liquid brown eyes.

You can boogie in the daytime,
and you can boogie all night long.

In Mohammed’s bordello,
you get wine, women and song!

(Jihad boogie music interlude.)

Let’s put a bomb in your shoe!
Put a bomb in your shoe! (Richard, yeah!)

Be a real Mujahadeen,
Make sure you’re not kiddin’!

Put a bomb in your shoe and blow away!

Yeah, you get seventy-two virgins
in Allah’s bordello in the sky.

And you get twenty-four boys
with liquid brown eyes.

You can boogie in the daytime,
and you can boogie all night long.

In Mohammed’s bordello,
you get wine, women and song!

Yeah, when you lost your balls in Jihad
and you can no longer screw,

You can always ask Mohammed,
to do it for you!

Yeah, in Mohammed’s bordello,
if you don’t know what to do,

Just ask Mohammed to put
another bomb in your shoe!

(Jihad boogie music interlude until the end!)

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Luckily for the folks on American Airlines flight 63, Richard Reid is a man with very sweaty feet. If he had kept his cool and put some talcum powder in his shoe bomb, the fuse would have lit and the detonator would have triggered the plastic explosives. When he tried to use a match, he was subdued by passengers and arrested when the plane landed.

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This shoe is not Richard Reid’s actual footwear, but a near exact copy (a few sizes smaller) of his device.

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