A doctor from Israel says: “In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s private parts; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.”
The German doctor comments: “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”
A Russian doctor says: “That’s nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: “That’s nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us….in the USA, about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls….we made him President, and now……. the whole country is looking for work..”
Or is it OMG?
The real Obama:
She’s my sister, she ain’t heavy:
America’s firstest lady, not:
Can’t answer, won’t answer:
The Kaaba we’d like to see:
The Kumbaya Road to Perdition
Birth of Muhammad
Hussein Bin Laden
The future’s so bright I think I need shades
Obama’s in Plunderland
TEA PARTY! Johnny Depp played host, as the Mad Hatter, at a 2009 White House bash, but a new book says it was kept quiet from the press for fear of backlash amid the recession.
This pretty much explains everything.
Australia Day 2012