Humor, Part II
A doctor from Israel says: “In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s private parts; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.”
The German doctor comments: “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”
A Russian doctor says: “That’s nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: “That’s nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us….in the USA, about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls….we made him President, and now……. the whole country is looking for work..”
Hitler Moe
O’God!
Or is it OMG?
Scaramouche explains:
For Clueless Lefty Jews OMG Means “Obama’s My God”
Protect me!
O’Homo
Imam Obama
She’s my sister, she ain’t heavy:
America’s firstest lady, not:
Can’t answer, won’t answer:
The Kaaba we’d like to see:
The Kumbaya Road to Perdition
Birth of Muhammad
Hussein Bin Laden
Barry the Beggar
No Sharia
Obama’s in Plunderland
TEA PARTY! Johnny Depp played host, as the Mad Hatter, at a 2009 White House bash, but a new book says it was kept quiet from the press for fear of backlash amid the recession.
This pretty much explains everything.
Australia Day 2012
Porky’s Beach
They’re so cute when they’re little:
Homer goes everywhere!
Its going to get warmer, soon!
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Father & son:
A young Arab asks his father,
“What is that weird hat you are wearing?”
The father said, “Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun.”
“And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?” asked the young man.
“It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body.” said the father.
The son asked, “And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?
His father replied, “These are ‘babouches”, which keep us from burning our feet in the desert.”
“So tell me then,” added the boy.
“Yes, my son?”
“Why are you living in Bankstown, Australia and still wearing all this shit?”