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This is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn’t for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn’t even know its happening.
We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don’t accuse us of being ‘haters’ because we are loving, tolerant people. Don’t curse us, don’t threaten us with death or hellfire, and don’t accuse us of being “just like the terrorists” because we don’t do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way…
But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. Don’t bother with circular reasoning either, we been there, done it. If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted.
Try to add to the discussion, don’t try to sell snake oil, don’t try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, don’t bother with da’awa, (we’ve heard it before) don’t spam us with long pieces of cut & paste, write in English, try to tell the truth, (we know that’s hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it!
One more thing: don’t think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display.
But you won’t be back, trust me on that.
Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?
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Canada – about to be hit by “an unprecedented wave of dawah” (delusion?) in October:
iera(dot)ca/events
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Calling the World Back to Allah – iERA Canada Launch Tour
The long wait is over, iERA is landing in North America!
The tour aims to launch iERA by creating an unprecedented wave of dawah in Canada
Calling the World back to Allah.
The tour will feature some of the most inspirational and dynamic speakers in the field of Dawah today including:
Abdurraheem Green
Hamza Andreas Tzortzis
Yusuf Chambers
Shaykh Abdullah Hakim Quick
Yusuf Chambers
Shaykh Hussain Yee
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The tour aims to launch iERA by creating an unprecedented wave of dawah crashing upon Canada Calling the World back to Allah.
Another trapped comment
Calling the World Back to Allah – iERA Canada Launch Tour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtBzN3gET5o
More gap-bridging in Darebin
Muslim outreach officer bridges the gap, council says
http://preston-leader.whereilive.com.au/news/story/bridging-the-gap-1/
More on Darebin … (be alert but not overly alarmed)
Darebin Council to tackle Ramadan traffic issues using anti-terror funds
http://www.news.com.au/darebin-council-to-tackle-ramadan-traffic-issues-using-anti-terror-funds/story-fn7x8me2-1226164292105
I got me a Big Bell for my front porch
and a PIG for a pet
enough to keep the Muslims away
Apostasy in Oz – Dandenong celebrates allah’s phony eid / Ishmael festival – to become an annual event:
http://www.greaterdandenongweekly.com.au/news/local/news/general/when-cultures-learn/2372750.aspx
[THE first Dandenong Eid festival on November 20 looks set to become an annual fixture.
Director Semir Elmazi said the 5000-strong crowd and 35 stalls of foods and market wares reflected an array of cultures to what was a celebration for the Muslim community.]
how the hell do i submit stuff to this site ?
after the beheading pictures this is mild, but
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2011/12/21/19154336.html
Enjoyable reading!
Mike
The Political Commentator
Something odd going on with the posts and comments – I sometimes see old posts, & old comments under the Recent Posts & Recent Comments listings. (?)
Where exactly?
My comment vanished :)
UK Barrister Urges Shari`ah Tribunals
CAIRO – A leading British barrister at Harvard Law School called for UK to become more Shari`ah-literate, confirming that the Islamic laws are compatible with the human rights legislations that can serve the whole community.
http://www.onislam.net/english/news/europe/455409-uk-barrister-urges-shariah-tribunals.html
I think the source is on al Gourdian, but I didn’t go looking for it.
Thank Mullah!
The sound of the muslim “call to prayer” in Sydney’s CBD – to “educate” westerners (draw them into apostasy and bondage) – SBS video:
Egypt play aims to educate westerners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dVuNMFjwyk
Ouch! Mullah, why did you to do that to me?
Sorry Sheik!
Another video that requires a strong stomach – a march through Perth, Oz, in memory of “imam Hussein” …
Arbaeen 2012, Perth, Australia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG8G-sj5Jos
Cultural sensitivity required, as Australia is conquered from within. Better to obsess over pokie machines than the destruction of the nation.
Bismillah hir-Rahman nir-Rahim
(With the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful).
I saw an Comment Posted by a Non-muslim “I wonder HOW BEAUTIFULL world WOULD BE without ISLAM”
(This is the strong answer to him and to whole world. I request you to forward this message like a Fire. So that no one would dare to say anything again about Islam.)
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All the non muslim only wounder, just like a small school kid wonders “HOW BEAUTIFULL WOULD BE MY LIFE IF THEIR IS NO SCHOOl”. But their are schools, to make his life, to build his future and all.
NO school No Good LIFE.
Just like that Islam is, if their is no islam you won’t be able to live in this world PEACEFULLY. Islam teach us “TO LIVE AND LET LIVE WITH PEACE”.
Islam is the only true religious which is acceptable in front of Allah. All other religions are Manmade. Just like Humans are made by Allah and robots are being made by man.
If their is any bias in Quran or in Islam………then
**Why Islam is being titled as fastest-growing religion by number of conversions each year?
Answer is simple “TRUTH ALWAYS WIN OVER FALSE”
According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Islam is the world’s fastest-growing religion by number of conversions each year
ref http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claims_to_be_the_fastest-growing_religion
http://books.google.co.in/books?id=4viUH8-R3wMC&pg=PA183&dq=fastest-growing+religion&hl=en&sa=X&ei=kjYaT_WCHMrlrAeGnqXQDQ&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=fastest-growing%20religion&f=true
Alhumdulillah………..
Proud to be a MUSLIM
” Islam teach us “TO LIVE AND LET LIVE WITH PEACE”.
Chapter and verse please, Muslim.
Islam is only peaceful because it says it is peaceful. I will not go over the atrocities that Islam has committed since the very beginning when they slaughter the Jews of Arabia. How is it peaceful? It can only be peaceful when there is nobody left to murder. It is the ravings of a 7th Century madman who has cursed the world since the very beginning. This is, truly, the world war that has been going on for 14 Centuries. When ever an honest Islamic really studies the Koran, if he or she has any courage they convert to Christianity. Islamists whine continually about the Crusades which was only a reaction to Islamic encroachment against Christian lands. Before Mohammed made his hateful entrance, the Middle East was Christian. I hope that we do not come down to using the sword against this awful evil. I hope that Christianity and the rest of the world can win this war through words. I see a powerful resurgence of evil, only to be destroyed within by those entrapped in this religion when they, through the Internet and other sources see what a low life desert rat that Mohammed truly was.
Thank God for the early Muslims who had the magnanimity to narrate every deeds and words of their prophet. Though the reformed Muslims deny many of his activities, none would heed others to transform their lives. We need to pray for the spiritually dead Muslims. The surprising thing, in Islam there is no spirituality, instead they have dheen, which enable them, they consider, to enter in to their paradise. Their concept of heaven is our hell, (even their allah will be held up in hell to please the hell according the agreement between allah and hell). Let us not give up but constantly uphold them for their salvation through faith in Christ Jesus and His atonement work. with love , Thekkadayil
The scholars and experts on Islam and Christianity should debate one to one and let the world know is God of Mohammad as claimed in Quran and God of Jesus in Bible are same or different?
Why there are contradictions in verses of Quran?
Why Islam is revealing its face as of terror and not of passion or compassionate as in Buddhism?
What is the reason Islam has to strugle to convince the world at large that Islam is a tolerant and peaceful religion, as against other religions like Buddhism, Jainism, Jewism, Parsis, etc… have not to defend themselves.
True followers of any religion are those who respect others , honours others, believe others, accepts others, welcomes others, practice the philosophy of Live and Let Live Others.
Revenge is no solution. Guns and ammunitions dont solve the issues related to humanity.
Why politics and religion are interwoven?
The world is heading towards enmity and negative /evil forces and acts, how to combat it with religious precepts?
There is a race of conversion from one community of religion to other community of religion, and try to to prove the religion supremacy by numbers and not by practitioners with true principles. This is most dangerous sign for the survival of true believers in God.
I have a questions in which I cannot figure out. If I remember my history correctly, Mohammed took to wife Alisya six year old captive from Banu Qurayza a small Jewish tribe living in Arabia. Of course, being a perfect man, had the decency to wait until she was nine before he had intercourse with her. My question is this: If she was in fact Jewish, by Mohammed’s words she was a descendant of Monkeys and Pigs. If that is so, was she not the mother of the Sunnii Arabs? Therefore, they must have the DNA of monkeys and pigs. Do you have a Iman friend could he answer this question? Question two: Seeing that it is the male sperm which determines the sex of a child, why don’t they murder the men instead of the women for not producing male heirs> Of course I perfectly understand that humans cannot carry the DNA of a pig, but nevertheless, it makes an interesting question.
Gary W. Ellsworth
Farmville VA
Aisha was not Jewish.
Muhammad captured and raped Safiya from the Banu Qarayza.
Muhammad had no offspring except from his first wife Kadija.
Thank you for correcting me on that. I should have researched it better. I am glad the Sunnis are not from Monkees and Pigs, but then why did this great holy man have sex from a woman who was from the Qarayza after what he said about swine. How could he have defiled himself by laying with this office spring of a monkey or a pig?
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