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This is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn’t for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn’t even know its happening.

We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don’t accuse us of being ‘haters’ because we are loving, tolerant people. Don’t curse us, don’t threaten us with death or hellfire, and don’t accuse us of being “just like the terrorists” because we don’t do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but  you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way…

But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. Don’t bother with circular reasoning either, we been there, done it.  If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted.

Try to add to the discussion, don’t try to sell snake oil, don’t try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, don’t bother with da’awa, (we’ve heard it before) don’t spam us with long pieces of cut & paste, write in English, try to tell the truth, (we know that’s hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it!

One more thing: don’t think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display.

But you won’t be back, trust me on that.

Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?

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kaw September 17, 2013 at 4:15 am

lkay,
I understand what “assimilated” means and that is what muslims have done – you have claimed the ideas and the work of others as your own. I have a problem with intellectual thieves who claim ownership of efforts made by others. What part of “assimilated” do you not understand? It also seems that your English comprehension is rather poorly developed – try understanding before commenting next time. If I received a cent for every moronic statement made by a muslim cultural enabler I would be a billionaire by now. I am getting rather weary of jerks like yourself projecting the rosy picture that is completely untrue of islam. By its own example islam is a violent and intolerant psychology – it shares little with what is usually understood by a religion and is really a weapon of conquest. This comments stands for ALL branches of islam. Do you seriously think that your clumsy attempts at linking the works of the old Greek philosophers with the mindless violence that is islam holds any currency whatsoever. While muslim “scholars” did read Greek works, it is highly doubtful that they understood to any depth the real intent of the Greek writings. As always, islamists chose to reinterpret Greek literature within their own limited and self-serving world view – I would suggest that you are no different.

Rahman September 25, 2013 at 5:10 pm

What kind of human r u you will be shamed to critisiced another
religion this is muslim religeon u put a pig got name of allah thats verybad

kaw September 26, 2013 at 4:53 am

rahman,
I would suggest that any religion that murders people because they do not belong to it is very, very bad!!! That “religion” is islam. Now …rahmen, if you think a little you discover that islam is not a religion, but a doctrine of war. Of course, I am assuming that you can think but the dribble you have written suggests this assumption is most probably flawed. What have you muslims achieved this weekend?? The murder of over 160 innocent people – 60 + were innocent Kenyans and tourists doing their weekend shopping, 80+ were Christians attending a Church service – none of these people had even threatened you, but you stinking muslim scum decided to murder them. You want respect!!?? How???? You have not even earned contempt!!!!!!!

Mike November 6, 2013 at 7:53 am

It’s late now and my mind is on shutdown, but being my first visit here I’d have to guess you are a Levi wearing, Coors drinking, Marlboro smoking, 2nd Amendment type person.
Thank God!

salahuddin December 9, 2013 at 8:42 pm

assalamualaikum.
I am from bangladesh,now in my country is running by a anti islamic govt. Who like the hindus more than mulims and what want india
pls help us

Robyn Ward March 28, 2014 at 11:33 pm

This is the first time I’ve visited this site. Love it.

Julianne (Noora) Scasny April 7, 2014 at 11:31 am

My name is Julianne (Noora) Scasny (noorminallah@gmail.com). I would to expose the secret steps of moving away from the evil of Islam. I was born in the United States to a mother who is Syrian (Arab) Christian and a father who is white European descent. Both are Catholic. When I was 15 years old, I wanted to be a nun in the Roman Catholic Church. So I was close in relationship to God, and I always sought and had personal relationship with my Lord Jesus Christ.

Anyway, in my world history class, we were studying Middle Eastern history, which I was very interested in, and we stumbled on the subject of Islam. There was a student from Egypt and he was correcting the teacher on the misconceptions about Islam. I just remember saying to myself, “Wow! he is correcting the teacher. Usually the teacher corrects the student!” After that day in class I asked him what was the difference between Catholicism and Islam. He said, “Not that much.” I was not satisfied with this answer, so I studied Islam on the computer at school. He introduced me to his family and one day I asked his mother if I could have a copy of the Qur’an in English. She gave me an English translation by Yusuf Ali, and I couldn’t put it down. The Qur’an temporarily turned to be a Muslim in my heart.

When my parents found out I was interested in Islam, they tried to forbid me from befriending Muslims. My mom called the lady who gave me the translation of the Qur’an and told her, “Stop talking to my daughter about Islam, you are confusing her.”

As a Muslim, I married Mounaf Alsamman, who was Muslim too. I then took the opportunity to delve into studying the life of Prophet Mohammad. I was shocked to learn that he was a head of a gang designed to kill non-Muslims, rape their women, and steal their properties. He was definitely a pedophile. He was thighing a six-year-old girl. He then raped her at the age of nine when he was 55 years old. I then realized that the Qur’an was the inspiration of the devil, and that Mohammad was the messenger of the devil or rather the devil himself.

Having discussed this issue in detail with my Muslim husband, we all then converted to Christianity and returned to our lord Jesus. My children are Christian and we live happily with the race of the Lord Jesus.

I just sit sometimes and look at the Muslims and think “how you people don’t really know that you all following the teachings of a devil called Mohammad? Do you not realize that you are doomed to hell?

I hope that all Muslims will realize this face and resort to the lord Jesus and abandon this devil, Mohammad, and his demonic book Qur’an.

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