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This is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn’t for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn’t even know its happening.

We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don’t accuse us of being ‘haters’ because we are loving, tolerant people. Don’t curse us, don’t threaten us with death or hellfire, and don’t accuse us of being “just like the terrorists” because we don’t do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but  you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way…

But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. Don’t bother with circular reasoning either, we been there, done it.  If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted.

Try to add to the discussion, don’t try to sell snake oil, don’t try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, don’t bother with da’awa, (we’ve heard it before) don’t spam us with long pieces of cut & paste, write in English, try to tell the truth, (we know that’s hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it!

One more thing: don’t think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display.

But you won’t be back, trust me on that.

Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?

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Mullah Lodabullah September 25, 2011 at 6:15 am

Canada – about to be hit by “an unprecedented wave of dawah” (delusion?) in October:

iera(dot)ca/events
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Calling the World Back to Allah – iERA Canada Launch Tour

The long wait is over, iERA is landing in North America!

The tour aims to launch iERA by creating an unprecedented wave of dawah in Canada

Calling the World back to Allah.

The tour will feature some of the most inspirational and dynamic speakers in the field of Dawah today including:

Abdurraheem Green
Hamza Andreas Tzortzis
Yusuf Chambers
Shaykh Abdullah Hakim Quick
Yusuf Chambers
Shaykh Hussain Yee

[...]

The tour aims to launch iERA by creating an unprecedented wave of dawah crashing upon Canada Calling the World back to Allah.

Mullah Lodabullah September 25, 2011 at 6:15 am

Another trapped comment

Mullah Lodabullah September 25, 2011 at 6:18 am

Calling the World Back to Allah – iERA Canada Launch Tour

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtBzN3gET5o

Mullah Lodabullah October 11, 2011 at 2:49 am

More gap-bridging in Darebin

Muslim outreach officer bridges the gap, council says

http://preston-leader.whereilive.com.au/news/story/bridging-the-gap-1/

Mullah Lodabullah October 11, 2011 at 3:07 pm

More on Darebin … (be alert but not overly alarmed)

Darebin Council to tackle Ramadan traffic issues using anti-terror funds

http://www.news.com.au/darebin-council-to-tackle-ramadan-traffic-issues-using-anti-terror-funds/story-fn7x8me2-1226164292105

adela juliana October 25, 2011 at 5:07 pm

I got me a Big Bell for my front porch
and a PIG for a pet

enough to keep the Muslims away

Mullah Lodabullah November 28, 2011 at 7:40 am

Apostasy in Oz – Dandenong celebrates allah’s phony eid / Ishmael festival – to become an annual event:

http://www.greaterdandenongweekly.com.au/news/local/news/general/when-cultures-learn/2372750.aspx

[THE first Dandenong Eid festival on November 20 looks set to become an annual fixture.

Director Semir Elmazi said the 5000-strong crowd and 35 stalls of foods and market wares reflected an array of cultures to what was a celebration for the Muslim community.]

curious December 22, 2011 at 5:04 am

how the hell do i submit stuff to this site ?

after the beheading pictures this is mild, but

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2011/12/21/19154336.html

Michael Haltman December 29, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Enjoyable reading!

Mike
The Political Commentator

Mullah Lodabullah January 10, 2012 at 5:14 pm

Something odd going on with the posts and comments – I sometimes see old posts, & old comments under the Recent Posts & Recent Comments listings. (?)

sheikyermami January 10, 2012 at 6:11 pm

Where exactly?

Mullah Lodabullah January 11, 2012 at 4:28 am

My comment vanished :)

Mullah Lodabullah January 16, 2012 at 12:55 pm

UK Barrister Urges Shari`ah Tribunals

CAIRO – A leading British barrister at Harvard Law School called for UK to become more Shari`ah-literate, confirming that the Islamic laws are compatible with the human rights legislations that can serve the whole community.

http://www.onislam.net/english/news/europe/455409-uk-barrister-urges-shariah-tribunals.html

I think the source is on al Gourdian, but I didn’t go looking for it.

sheikyermami January 16, 2012 at 9:30 pm

Thank Mullah!

Mullah Lodabullah January 17, 2012 at 1:08 pm

The sound of the muslim “call to prayer” in Sydney’s CBD – to “educate” westerners (draw them into apostasy and bondage) – SBS video:

Egypt play aims to educate westerners

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dVuNMFjwyk

sheikyermami January 17, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Ouch! Mullah, why did you to do that to me?

Mullah Lodabullah January 17, 2012 at 2:16 pm

Sorry Sheik!

Mullah Lodabullah January 17, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Another video that requires a strong stomach – a march through Perth, Oz, in memory of “imam Hussein” …

Arbaeen 2012, Perth, Australia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG8G-sj5Jos

Cultural sensitivity required, as Australia is conquered from within. Better to obsess over pokie machines than the destruction of the nation.

MUSLIM January 21, 2012 at 5:35 am

Bismillah hir-Rahman nir-Rahim
(With the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful).

I saw an Comment Posted by a Non-muslim “I wonder HOW BEAUTIFULL world WOULD BE without ISLAM”

(This is the strong answer to him and to whole world. I request you to forward this message like a Fire. So that no one would dare to say anything again about Islam.)

=============================ANSWER==============================

All the non muslim only wounder, just like a small school kid wonders “HOW BEAUTIFULL WOULD BE MY LIFE IF THEIR IS NO SCHOOl”. But their are schools, to make his life, to build his future and all.
NO school No Good LIFE.

Just like that Islam is, if their is no islam you won’t be able to live in this world PEACEFULLY. Islam teach us “TO LIVE AND LET LIVE WITH PEACE”.

Islam is the only true religious which is acceptable in front of Allah. All other religions are Manmade. Just like Humans are made by Allah and robots are being made by man.

If their is any bias in Quran or in Islam………then

**Why Islam is being titled as fastest-growing religion by number of conversions each year?
Answer is simple “TRUTH ALWAYS WIN OVER FALSE”

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Islam is the world’s fastest-growing religion by number of conversions each year

ref http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claims_to_be_the_fastest-growing_religion

http://books.google.co.in/books?id=4viUH8-R3wMC&pg=PA183&dq=fastest-growing+religion&hl=en&sa=X&ei=kjYaT_WCHMrlrAeGnqXQDQ&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=fastest-growing%20religion&f=true

Alhumdulillah………..

Proud to be a MUSLIM

sheikyermami January 21, 2012 at 8:03 am

” Islam teach us “TO LIVE AND LET LIVE WITH PEACE”.

Chapter and verse please, Muslim.

Gary W. Ellsworth January 21, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Islam is only peaceful because it says it is peaceful. I will not go over the atrocities that Islam has committed since the very beginning when they slaughter the Jews of Arabia. How is it peaceful? It can only be peaceful when there is nobody left to murder. It is the ravings of a 7th Century madman who has cursed the world since the very beginning. This is, truly, the world war that has been going on for 14 Centuries. When ever an honest Islamic really studies the Koran, if he or she has any courage they convert to Christianity. Islamists whine continually about the Crusades which was only a reaction to Islamic encroachment against Christian lands. Before Mohammed made his hateful entrance, the Middle East was Christian. I hope that we do not come down to using the sword against this awful evil. I hope that Christianity and the rest of the world can win this war through words. I see a powerful resurgence of evil, only to be destroyed within by those entrapped in this religion when they, through the Internet and other sources see what a low life desert rat that Mohammed truly was.

Thekkadayil January 24, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Thank God for the early Muslims who had the magnanimity to narrate every deeds and words of their prophet. Though the reformed Muslims deny many of his activities, none would heed others to transform their lives. We need to pray for the spiritually dead Muslims. The surprising thing, in Islam there is no spirituality, instead they have dheen, which enable them, they consider, to enter in to their paradise. Their concept of heaven is our hell, (even their allah will be held up in hell to please the hell according the agreement between allah and hell). Let us not give up but constantly uphold them for their salvation through faith in Christ Jesus and His atonement work. with love , Thekkadayil

jay January 27, 2012 at 8:36 am

The scholars and experts on Islam and Christianity should debate one to one and let the world know is God of Mohammad as claimed in Quran and God of Jesus in Bible are same or different?
Why there are contradictions in verses of Quran?
Why Islam is revealing its face as of terror and not of passion or compassionate as in Buddhism?
What is the reason Islam has to strugle to convince the world at large that Islam is a tolerant and peaceful religion, as against other religions like Buddhism, Jainism, Jewism, Parsis, etc… have not to defend themselves.
True followers of any religion are those who respect others , honours others, believe others, accepts others, welcomes others, practice the philosophy of Live and Let Live Others.
Revenge is no solution. Guns and ammunitions dont solve the issues related to humanity.
Why politics and religion are interwoven?
The world is heading towards enmity and negative /evil forces and acts, how to combat it with religious precepts?
There is a race of conversion from one community of religion to other community of religion, and try to to prove the religion supremacy by numbers and not by practitioners with true principles. This is most dangerous sign for the survival of true believers in God.

Gary W. Ellsworth February 4, 2012 at 3:51 pm

I have a questions in which I cannot figure out. If I remember my history correctly, Mohammed took to wife Alisya six year old captive from Banu Qurayza a small Jewish tribe living in Arabia. Of course, being a perfect man, had the decency to wait until she was nine before he had intercourse with her. My question is this: If she was in fact Jewish, by Mohammed’s words she was a descendant of Monkeys and Pigs. If that is so, was she not the mother of the Sunnii Arabs? Therefore, they must have the DNA of monkeys and pigs. Do you have a Iman friend could he answer this question? Question two: Seeing that it is the male sperm which determines the sex of a child, why don’t they murder the men instead of the women for not producing male heirs> Of course I perfectly understand that humans cannot carry the DNA of a pig, but nevertheless, it makes an interesting question.

Gary W. Ellsworth
Farmville VA

sheikyermami February 4, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Aisha was not Jewish.

Muhammad captured and raped Safiya from the Banu Qarayza.

Muhammad had no offspring except from his first wife Kadija.

Gary W. Ellsworth February 4, 2012 at 7:45 pm

Thank you for correcting me on that. I should have researched it better. I am glad the Sunnis are not from Monkees and Pigs, but then why did this great holy man have sex from a woman who was from the Qarayza after what he said about swine. How could he have defiled himself by laying with this office spring of a monkey or a pig?

david5300 February 26, 2012 at 12:24 am

I see many similarities between non-followers of islam and nancy pelosi
Infedels are not allowed to readit and nancy said the obama care bill could not be read either.
I both cases in order to read the bill (quaran) you must pass the bill ( accecpt islam.
So there for the health care bill is a form of islam?

sheikyermami February 26, 2012 at 2:26 am

The irony here is that Muslims are exempt from paying into it, but not from reaping the benefits…..

Senate Bill, H.R. 3590, pages 273-274

There are several reasons why an individual could claim exemption, being a member of a religion that does not believe in insurance is one of them. Islam is one of those religions. Muslims believe that health insurance is “haraam”, or forbidden; because they liken the ambiguity and probability of insurance to gambling. This belief excludes them from any of the requirements, mandates, or penalties set forth in the bill. Other excluded groups include Amish, American Indians, and Christian Scientists.

http://libertyandpride.com/muslims-exempt-from-obamacare/

sheffafruh March 2, 2012 at 12:56 pm

The comments above give me the idea to ask a question to make one think; if there was no daylight but forever night , could we have known the happy ending that the light of Islam brought for the entire human family on earth ?
Mohammed(PBUH)’s leadership that brought freedom from every kind of evil practises and worshipping also brought human rights concept for the milleniums to pass. He truly deserves the great love the and good respect in the entire world and the humankind. Respect for the neighbours no matter in which country or nation’s understanding, keeping back from incurring in the rights of others and keeping a good distance from everyone seems to have founded the secular understanding as a right for all the nations to lead a peaceful life and supported by laws in every democratic country. This is basic,righteous and open minded for each and everyone to realise. Stay with peace, equal blessings and plenty for all.

Gary W. Ellsworth March 3, 2012 at 8:27 pm

I keep seeing demands that those servicemen who were given orders to burn those damnable Korans. Are we going to throw these young kids under the bus and give into these insane demands? If we were to do so, our men and women in the armed forces would not trust us to protect them in these circumstances. We need to confront Islam and Islamic Jihad and send it to hell where it belongs.
God bless America. Let Obama take the rap for this nonsense in Afghanistan. Perhaps he should go to make personal atonement for the burned Korans. After all, that is his religion.

Gary W. Ellsworth

Ricky Martin March 12, 2012 at 5:36 am

I agree..its all good.

kaw March 12, 2012 at 6:10 am

sheffafruh,
You have written absolute nonsense. Mohammed was a war leader who did not bring freedom, but servitude. muslims are amongst the poorest and least educated (and have one of the lowest median IQs) of all human social groups. The reason for this is islam. mohammed deserves no respect, and neither do you for peddling this twaddle.

Gary W. Ellsworth March 13, 2012 at 7:57 pm

Amen Kaw, couldn’t have said it better

kaw March 13, 2012 at 9:01 pm

Not the idiot iftar ahmed doing its bit to make the world stupid. no iftar, we do not need nor want a madrassa so please dissappear.

Mullah Lodabullah March 18, 2012 at 10:09 am

Celebrating diversity in Mount Druitt (Sydney)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdXrUYEIzOU

ali kassae March 25, 2012 at 8:25 am

Which day is it

Beama April 12, 2012 at 1:25 pm

At last, these vile specimens will get their just deserts, and hopefully they will spend the rest of their rotten lives .To He’ll with them and all the others like them.

Caroline April 16, 2012 at 6:48 pm

An interesting fact about Saudi Arabian Muslims: marriage between first cousins is common and the ensuing birth defects are frequent and severe. Inbreeding and violence will soon lead to the extinction of these and other Muslims. If they didn’t have Jews or Christians to kill and revile, they would do each other in as their history clearly indicates.
They make idols out of their imams and their dictators and seem to enjoy slavery. The entire West must seek alterantive energy resources and leave the Arab Muslims to drink their oil. The idea that any of these cultures in the Arab world can support democracy is ridiculous; it is culturally and religiously anathema to them.

Truth Sayer April 19, 2012 at 2:35 am

It is written: It is simple to understand true ISLAM, you must cover your ears and open your seeing eyes. To be fooled by MUSLIMS, just close your eyes listen to them discussing and reading their satanic texts. The truth is in the fruits of the ISLAMIC tree for all to see. If there is a God, a supreme intelligence then it looks like he hates Muslims, dead or alive. Just look at the miserable deprived lot of most Muslim men and all enslaved Muslim females!

Truth Sayer April 19, 2012 at 2:41 am

Helluva, how dirt simple it is to take millions of MUSLIMS out of satanic primitive ISLAMIC lands, but how frustratingly hard it is to take primitive satanic ISLAM out of a single MUSLIM retard.

kaw April 19, 2012 at 5:11 am

sheffafruh,
you are writing rubbish – islam bring no light whatsoever. How stupid are you!!! And mohammed was a rapist and murderer – it seems that you musilms forget that quite easily.

Robert Morissette May 25, 2012 at 3:54 am

– To be an animal? No problem. I’m one of them.
– To be an animal with self-confidence, wit and knowledge along with weaknesses, confusions and mistakes?
No problem. I’m one of them.
– To be an animal with a list (who), with a map (where), with a time-bomb (when) and with a “holy” book (how and why) with the purpose of killing in the name of Allah (the stupid devil).
Big problem for the humanity. I’m certainly not one of them.
When an endemic sickness is called religion, I wonder about he cure…

Robert Morissette May 25, 2012 at 4:01 am

When an endemic mental sickness is called religion, when violence is deified, I wonder about the cure…

VayneForVendetta May 26, 2012 at 8:01 am

Jesus is a mere mortal, he ate, he farted, he slept, he shitted… and what makes you all worship him and make him GOD? retard.

sheikyermami May 26, 2012 at 1:15 pm

Muhammad was a mere mortal, he ate, he farted, he slept, he shitted, he raped, he murdered, he plundered, he deceived, he lied…. and what makes you all worship him like a god? Aren’t you the retard?

achristian June 5, 2012 at 9:45 pm

muhammad raped and murdered ?! that is exactly why he’s such a model for all of them, thats what they do and that is what they are gonna do to us if we do nothing

Tom balderston June 7, 2012 at 10:51 am

Understand Islam. Follow the website that is making the effort. http://www.Understand-Islam.com.

Caroline June 11, 2012 at 9:34 am

What a wonderful world we would enjoy if only we were not so screwed up trying to debate something that has absolutely no purpose other than to make certain groups of people feel superior to other certain groups of people. Nature is the all powerful force that cannot be tamed and will listen to no mere human. We can heat up the planet with all the gas we expend indulging in flights of fancy. Who cares? You get around three score years and ten, you can either appreciate it or waste it in pointless beliefs that can never be substantiated. When the human species eventually exterminates itself, the planet will heave a sigh of relief and then continue as though we were never here.

sheikyermami June 11, 2012 at 10:47 am

“… if only we were not so screwed up trying to debate something that has absolutely no purpose other than to make certain groups of people feel superior to other certain groups of people.”

No doubt you believe your group of people are superior to others.

You believe in junk science which has long been debunked and you blame other peoples beliefs for it?

And you want a planet without humans which will ‘heave a sigh of relief when we’re gone?’

You are a genius! You are the solution to everything!

Mullah Lodabullah June 11, 2012 at 3:45 pm

Channeling Gaia, Al Gore, or both?

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