The Dogs of Islam

by sheikyer mami on November 6, 2013


Did You Hear the One About the 4 Iranians and 1 Afghan on the Canadian Plane?

It sounds like something from Alfred Hitchcock.  The pilot of an Air Canada reads the manifest, and finds there are five more passengers than he’d expected — four are Iranian, one is Afghan, and none of them had a visa. Suicide terrorists? Advance team for Hezbollah?

What kind of ‘men’ are these?

TWO  “men” were blasted by shotguns and three men were arrested less than an hour later while a house was also shot up in Sydney’s west this morning.

This is out of control:

There have now been 294 shootings since Premier Barry O’Farrell took office in March 2011.

We’ve imported a dangerous culture. Have we stopped the inflow?

 ‘Nasty Murdoch papers were too tough on Labor’

Some people love their jobs:

Hajj Abd Al-Nabi is a people person:

I love people, and people love me …

Do read on.  MAN LOVES HIS WORK  (Tim Blair)

It Begins… New Mexico Cops Now Performing Anal Cavity Searches for Traffic Violations

According to reports Eckert appeared to be clenching his buttocks so law enforcement concluded that Eckert was hiding narcotics in his anal cavity.

WaPo’s Capehart: GOP ‘Sabotaged’ Obamacare by… Not Giving it More Money

The latest Obama talking point on the failure of the Obamacare rollout is that Republicans are “sabotaging” the law. Democrat spinmeister Brad Woodhouse tried that line yesterday, and evidently Obama’s friends in the media are playing along. Jonathan Capehart of the Washington Post makes the same claim in a rant at the Post’s “PostPartisan” opinion blog, saying that he was “enraged” by the “sabotage of”

Do Good Jihadist Dogs Get 72 Virgins in Paradise?

Posted By Daniel Greenfield On November 6, 2013 am In The Point 

Islamic theology is endlessly fascinating, at once completely rigid and yet self-serving, eager to embrace extremes and yet pliable when it comes to ideological conveniences.

Sunnis can ally with Shiites when need be, and then go back to killing them. Then Sunnis can declare that even Jews are better than Shiites and less deserving of death.

And then there are the dogs.

Islam hates dogs. Mohammed ordered the killing of black dogs. But when it comes to Americans, there may be room in paradise for good Jihadist dogs after all.

Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam-Fazl (JUI-F) chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman, while talking to the media in Islamabad on Tuesday, stated that anyone killed by the United States, even if it is a dog, is a martyr, Express News reported.

He said this when he was questioned regarding the death of the late Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) leader Hakimullah Mehsud who was killed by a US drone strike on November 1.

Soon after speaking to the media, the JUI-F chief reiterated at the National Assembly that “anyone killed by the US is a martyr, even if it is a dog.”

Calling someone a dog is about the worst possible insult in Muslim culture. Even worse than Jew. Still apparently even a dog can become a martyr.

The question though is will Jihadist dogs martyred by the Great Satan get 72 virgins in paradise? Will the suicide bombers and their virgins in paradise get along with the giant army of barking dogs and their virgins overrunning paradise, fouling the rivers of wine and honey, and drinking up all the rivers of milk and water, defecating in the palaces made of gold and silver and burrowing into the mountains of musk?

And where does this end? If dogs can be martyrs, what of all the bugs living on the poppy plants cultivated by the pious Taliban and destroyed by the American infidels?

Surely the bugs too must be martyrs and go to Jannah where they will all receive 72 virgin insects and bracelets of gold and silver and they will buzz through the palaces, sting the virgins and suicide bombers and their handsome immortal youths and build nests in the mountains of musk.

And then the Sunni martyrs will begin killing the Shiite martyrs and Jannah is going to look a lot like Syria.


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