New French President Bans Pork in Élysée Palace

What did you expect?  

Muslim immigrants put the  socialist Hollande in power, now they’re cashing in. I repeat: The French did not put Hollande in office, the Muslims did.

With the final tally showing that 1,131,067 votes separated the two candidates, and that 93% of the 2-3 million Muslim votes went to Hollande, it is fair to say – in a manner of speaking – that Nicolas Sarkozy won. He would have won had there been no Muslims.

And you thought Sarkozy was an Islamopanderer. (He was!)  Not even in office for a week and Francois Hollande has banned all dishes containing pork products from all government offices, in deference to France’s demanding and perpetually offended Muslim population. How long before he unbans street prayers and burqas?

Revolts in Europe (H/T BNI)   Effective immediately, the new French head of state never again will allow pork to pass his lips…or the lips of his staff, other government officials, or foreign guests.

5 thoughts on “New French President Bans Pork in Élysée Palace”

  1. I wouldn’t worry too much, by the time the new presidents finished the French won’t be able to afford PORK!

  2. This story is not yet confirmed – please cross-reference to test validity of story.

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