Progress: Muslims can now use toilet paper!

In other news:

Security Alert – U.S. Embassy Stockholm, Sweden

The U.S. government remains concerned that terrorists are intent on targeting U.S. citizens, including children.  Terrorists may employ a variety of tactics, such as violent assaults and kidnappings.  In the past they have used knives, guns, and vehicles as ramming devices.  They may target schools, hospitals, churches, tourist locations, transportation hubs, and other public venues.

Sweden: Police refuse to publish description of three men who raped ten-year-old girl 

Complicity & stupidity:

Tens of thousands of Londoners took to the streets to drive radical (?)  Islam out of London

One of the biggest demonstrations in London’s history has been completely ignored by the media.

…leftists in the West use the made up term “Islamophobia” to portray anyone who criticizes Islam as a “racist”. They ignore the fact that Islam is an ideology that has nothing to do with race. There is an attempt in the West to impose a sharia-blasphemy law to criminalize criticism of Islam. It started when Saudi Arabia and Muslim countries tried to pass a UN resolution to force Western states to criminalize criticism of Islam. The Parliament in Canada passed “Motion M-103” to condemn the so-called “Islamophobia (Fear of Islam)” in a preparation for a blasphemy law in Canada. According to the sharia blasphemy law anyone who criticizes Islam or the Prophet Muhammad should be killed.

Turks throwing hissy fits:
Those calling for Qur’an reform “worship bigotry and violence,” are the “same as ISIS”

Al-Azhar didn’t react positively, either. Yet neither Al-Azhar nor Turkey’s EU Affairs Minister Ömer Çelik acknowledged that anything in the Qur’an could be used to incite Muslims to violence, and that is the core of the problem. Pretending it doesn’t exist won’t make it go away, or obviate any need to deal with it.

Gun-Free Britain: Four Shootings in 48 Hours in Sadiq Khan’s London

Gun-Free Britain: Four London Shootings in 48 Hours


Paris Mayor Backs Communist Party Plan to Turn Public Park into Migrant Camp

France Counters Trump: Sticks with Gun Controls Despite 130 Shot Dead


6 thoughts on “Progress: Muslims can now use toilet paper!”

  1. The books of purification and Wudu in the two sahihs provide more information. Itijmar must be performed with an odd number of smooth round, clean stones, minimum number: 3.

    Using dried camel dung or bones is not allowed ‘cuz they are food for Djinn.

    I can’t source this, but: bones might have belonged to a saint and paper may be recycled, potentially from Korans or texts that held a letter from the Koran so it was forbidden. Virgin paper made from cloth or fresh pulp would be halal.

    Istinja is to be performed with water and the left hand. It is preferred but not required if water is not available. Risala goes into great detail! If yer hand is cut off or arm too short, ya get yer wife or slave girl to perform it for you.

    There is more! Yain’t allowed to excrete facing directly towards or away from Mekkah. Gotta be cross ways to it. And, if you get a drop of piss on yer garments, yer gonna burn.

  2. In the matter of the Froggy Manifesto:
    Those Morons have not read and understood the Coran! 6:115 & 30:30 are explicit “none can change his words” & “no change let there be”. 2:85 forbids selectivity. Ya can’t get around those provisions. Besides, Isdamn is “perfected for you” in 5:3.

    Isdamn is not reformable.

    That sheikh of Al-Azhar is a taqiyya spewing liar. Surah At-Taubah 9:5, 14, 29 & 123 contradict him directly. Ibn Kathir told us exactly what 9:29 means and why it was ‘revealed’. Isdamnic law says that the caliph makes war on Jews… provided he has first invited them to Islam. Isdamnic law also says that Infidels may be attacked without provocation. Then there is 5:33 and Ibn Kathir’s explanation which defines “waging war on Allah and his Messenger” to include disbelief.

    If you don’t believe in Allah, resist, oppose or contradict Isdamnic doctrine, yer at war with Isdamn and fair game.

    Details here:

  3. They have to be told how to wipe their arses.

    Islam infantilises its adherents – so why are we surprised at the continual tantrum throwing?

  4. Thank allah! I was in Egypt a few years back, and can unfortunately confirm that YES THEY HAVE NO TOILET PAPER!

    In stead (in a desert country, no less!) they use French bidets to squirt precious water up their poopers, then use The Family Towel to wipe the diluted shitwater off their keesters!

    And Egypt is their most advanced and civilized nation, too!


    1. Somewhere in YT there is a video showing a ‘slime performing istinja at a public drinking fountain, presumably as part of his wudu in preparation for salat.

      I do not recall seeing anything detailed in ahadith or shari’ah about drying after istinja but I assume that use of a common towel would not be halal since the primary wiping materials must be clean.

    2. I traveled Egypt and many other Islam infested countries when they had nothing but a hole in the ground.

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