Winds of Jihad Humor

Humor is a serious matter, most of the cartoons on this web site are originals produced by Shem who…

(The most embarrassing thing happened during the last update:  a lot of the images vanished and could not be replaced. We’ll work on it, stay  tuned!)

…When he doesn’t do cartoons for sheik yer’mami Shem takes the Harley for a ride…

Shem in younger years…

A little joke for you:

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Englishman throws away the cup of coffee and walks away.

The American takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Japanese drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra.

The Israeli sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese, and buys himself a new cup of coffee.

The Palestinian blames the Israeli for the violent act of putting the fly in his coffee, asks the UN for aid, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Englishman, the American, the Chinese, the Japanese are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he was too aggressive.

Black Tie Event:

The White House left an unusual joke by National Security Advisor James Jones out of the version of his remarks this week at Washington Institute for Near East Policy that was distributed to the press.

Laura Rozen noted the joke, which is in the tradition of Jewish jokes usually told by Jews:

A Taliban militant gets lost and is wandering around the desert looking for water. He finally arrives at a store run by a Jew and asks for water. The Jewish vendor tells him he doesn’t have any water but can gladly sell him a tie. The Taliban, the jokes goes on, begins to curse and yell at the Jewish storeowner. The Jew, unmoved, offers the rude militant an idea: Beyond the hill, there is a restaurant; they can sell you water. The Taliban keeps cursing and finally leaves toward the hill. An hour later he’s back at the tie store. He walks in and tells the merchant: “Your brother tells me I need a tie to get into the restaurant.

Another one? Here’s one of my favorites:

Two Arabs boarded a flight from Washington to New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.

Just before take-off a little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs.

He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was just settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I think I’ll go up and get a Coke.”

“No problem,” said the Israeli, “Stay there, I’ll get it for you.” While he was gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli’s shoe and spat in it.

When the Israeli returned with the Coke, the other Arab said, “That looks good. I think I’ll have one too.”

Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone the Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it too.

The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York.

As the plane was landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

“How long must this go on?” he asked. “This enmity between our people…this hatred…this animosity…this spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”

The Obama-drama:

America’s lowest point in history

Wickedly brilliant………….via Atlas

The decline and fall of the American Empire:

This is the best evuh. Here is the enlarged painting over at imaksim:

Special thank you to my comrades at ThePeoplesCube.com who contributed to above comments, Ivan Betinov, Commissarka Pinkie, Obamugabe, and Grigori E.R..

Party guest from left to right: Tim Geithner, John Kerry, KSM, Oprah, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, Axelrod, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Party Crashers #1, Rahm Emanuel, Eric Holder, Party Crashers #2, Harry Reid, John Edwards, Bluto, Andy Stern, Bill Clinton, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Barney Frank, Kevin Jennings

Statues left to right: Che Guevara, Saul Alinsky, Obama, Chairman Mao, Lenin

If you’d like to leave a comment there is a thread at ThePeoplesCube.com where you can do so.

Pick your first lady, here:

What is it they worship?

Can you see the holy part of this metal clam?

The face of American JurnOlism….

 

 

Islamic Brain Surgery:

Interesting piece of history.

In 1972 Arabs discovered the condom, using the large intestine of a goat.

In 1983 the Brittish have refined it to take the intestine out of the goat.

Arab cry-babies

Now some may say this is ‘racist’- but this is in fact the most racist lot of scumbags that ever infested the white house. They really hate whitey, in fact so much that they want to annihilate the white race. Lets be fair and hate them a little bit back!

Standing up against the Islam Machine!

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Muslim Demo We’d Like To See:

Smart Bombs vs dumb civilians….

“God Will Destroy Us If We Don’t Follow Obama“

Some of Shem’s recent cartoons

Slick Willie the pimp…

Pelosi Dozy

Reverse Burqa

Fox guarding the chicken coop

Cultural Enrichment: Bo & his grandmoe

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