Islam Online: How to Behead
by sheikyermami on January 5, 2008
* No surprises here: the ‘moderates’ from Islam Online have posted this under ‘Art & Culture/ Literature Issues ‘
With thanks to Rosie
Hold him
Tie the arms behind his back
And bandage his legs together
Just by the ankles
Blindfold the punk
So that he won’t hesitate as much
For on seeing the sharp pointy knife
He’ll begin to shake
And continuously scream like an eedyat
And jiggle like a jelly
Trust me–this will sure get you angry
It’s better to have at least two or three brothers by your side
Who can hold the fool
Because as soon as the warm sharp knife
Touches his naked flesh
He’ll come to know what’ll happen
It’s not as messy or as hard as some may think,
It’s all about the flow of the wrist.
No doubt that the punk will twitch and scream
But ignore the donkey’s ass
And continue to slice back and forth
You’ll feel the knife hit the wind and food pipe
But don’t stop
Continue with all your might.
About now you should feel the knife vibrate,
You can feel the warm heat being given off,
But this is due to the friction being caused.
Reading the poem above, what do you feel? Do you feel instigated to commit an act of terror, or do you feel disgusted?
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* Other than that, the good people from Islam Online are very ‘concerned’ about the many anti-jihad flicks on youtube, which they fear might ‘tarnish the image of Islam’ and want them flagged. What to do, what to do? Anybody willing to help the ummah to keep the cat in the bag…???
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” … people from Islam Online are very ‘concerned’ about the many anti-jihad flicks on youtube, which they fear might ‘tarnish the image of Islam’ …”
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Too late. The “Image of Islam” is soooo bloodstained already… what did Lady Macbeth say? Shortly after her “out damned spot” speech: “Here’s the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.” So true. Neither all the perfumes of Arabia, nor all the oil money in the world. “What, will these hands ne’er be clean?” No, not while Islam is Islam. And all the “leaders” of Europe, the US, Canada –the representatives of the whole civilized world– are still determined that if they proclaim “Islam is a religion of peace” long enough, it will start being true. Not bloody likely.
Yeah, I agree. It is too late for their ‘image’ – it is so stained with blood. And while they are concerned with their image today – tomorrow, or even today – if there is a minute left there are probably lusty psychopathic jihadists out there ready and willing to kill and the ‘moderates’ will do as they always do… nothing except say, once again, “we do not believe in that!!” because they cower in fear that the populace will look at them and maybe do something.
They want us to go back into a slumber and forget it all so they can carry on their jihad in other ways (da’wa, hudna, taqiyya/kithman, immigration/uncontrolled birth rates, etc) while they continue to work on increasing their numbers and the violence starts and it would be near impossible to get a handle on it.
This reminds me why I detest Islam and Muslims. They celebrate death and violence and reward it with promises of glory in the afterlife. I’m quite open-minded, and support religious tolerance, but I say the world would be quite better without this religion or its practicioners.
this is unacceptable
this must be stopped
this is not religion
this is evil itself
these demons must be
destroyed…………….
people can choose to see islam the way they want to. the more they look for flaw, the more they will get it. unfortunate for them that they are eager for that sort of knowledge.
nevertheless, if they opt to find good, God is Great and will guide whomever He pleases.
as for brothers and sisters in Islam who are not fighting for Islam in the right ways…repent and pray for guidance. Allah is Most Forgiving, Most Kind.