Australia: Islamic da’awa at taxpayers expense

by sheikyermami on May 23, 2008

* Ramming Islamic propaganda down your throat, while your government makes you pay in more ways than one:

*  Why does the Australian print this infantile bullshit?

TV’s lighter side of Islam a hit but not everyone’s laughing 

*  Nothing to laugh about: written by the daughter of Catmeat sheikh Hilali’sout of context’ spokesman, Keyzar Trad who holds Australians in high esteem: “the criminal dregs of white society colonised this country, and now, they only take the select choice of other societies, and the descendants of these criminal dregs tell us that they are better than us…”

Sanna Trad | May 17, 2008 

* Smell the coffee: when Keyzars daughter cooks the news you’re roasted…

“GO home, Osama,” was not a particularly clever insult. “Go to hell, you educated pigs,” was much better, although a little unexpected. 

Call for a new conversation conversion … Waleed Aly with his wife, Susan Carland, and children, Aisha, 4, and Zayd, four months.

* Disgusting hypocrites

* Muslim bigot smears Australians

Waleed Aly, a counter-terrorism expert (if Waleed Aly is a counter-terrorism expert’ you just go ahead and call me Elvis)  and founding member of the new SBS comedy Salam Cafe, reckons there came a point where the racist insults (which race is Islam again?) he received in the street stopped offending him and started making him laugh. 

“The funniest thing is the one-liners you get,” he said. “How can you compete with comedy like that? After a while it stops being offensive and just starts being funny.” 

Salam Cafe, the brainchild of the show’s regular panel members Mr Aly, Ahmed Imam and Susan Carland, takes a rare look at the funnier side of the issues that affect Muslims. 

* Remember: ‘there is no fun in Islam’- Ayatollah Khomeini…

The show includes regular comedy skits, panel discussions and, disturbingly for Australia’s international image, vox pops providing viewers with an insight into some of the inaccurate perceptions of Islam. 

* Just what are these “inaccurate perceptions of Islam?’ Why don’t they tell us? And why is nobody asking the obvious: why there are so many ‘inaccurate perceptions’ about Islam? But perhaps its not at all the case, because we understand much better what’s at stake while our politicians diddle and fail us every day…

 

A visit to Adelaide by the show’s roaming reporter and stand-up comedian Nazeem Hussein revealed some of the misconceptions. One respondent thought Islam was a country “somewhere in Iraq”, while another wasn’t sure what Muslims were, asking if they “eat people?” 

Ms Carland, a politics academic and a convert to Islam, said she believed the show would appeal to a wider audience because it took the Australian approach of self-deprecation. ”People like the fact that we are willing to laugh at ourselves and our situations,” she said. ( Muslims are the funniest people on the globe, hahahaha!)

“You either reclaim what can be a really grim situation with humour or you get frustrated, mad and dejected.” 

She said the panellists drew on real situations they had faced because of their faith. 

“The show isn’t about Islam but Muslims,” Ms Carland said. “We are trying to show people the human side of the religion because they seem to think we’re not human. There’s so much ignorance and fear.” 

* Tell your co-religionists to stop blowing shit up and beheading people, Susan. Perhaps someone might start listening to you, after that…Or do something about clit-cutting…

With characters such as Uncle Sam, a wildly boisterous tunic-wearing Muslim uncle, and Fatima “Teems”, a teenybopper who has frequent clashes with her father, and with segments such as “Where’s Osama?” and ”Extremist Makeover”, the show was bound to ruffle a few feathers. 

* why would anybody  give a *%$#???

Although most of the feedback on the show’s website was positive, some viewers did not hide their distaste. One comment read: “ur guys just destroying the religion. allah should burn ur guys in hell fire. u bastards.” 

Another read: “I can’t believe SBS are wasting taxpayer dollars on this religious propaganda.” 

Ms Carland said she was surprised that so much of the feedback was positive. “I expected it to be a lot more 50- 50,” she said. “We do get emails like, ‘I can’t believe you Muslims are laughing’ but most of what we hear is a lot more positive.” 

* Promoting Islam. Because nothing else matters:

Mr Aly, too, was pleased by the response. “There are a lot of people who are just happy to see Muslims on TV that are not terrorists.” 

* Great. So the ones we see on TV are not terrorists. They only sell snake oil.  Now lets look at the rest of the 5 gazillion…

Salam Cafe debuted with 165,000 viewers, slightly more than Newstopia, which previously occupied the Wednesday night timeslot. 

Want fun? Here’s fun:

Terrorism and terrorists

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=0cCspBW8O8c&feature=related[/youtube]

The Grey Eminence of the Islamic ‘Revolution’ Ayatollah Khomeini

An Islamic regime must be serious in every field,”
“There are no jokes in Islam.
There is no humour in Islam.
There is no fun in Islam.”

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A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.”

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“A man can marry a girl younger than nine years of age, even if the girl is still a baby being breastfed. A man, however is prohibited from having intercourse with a girl younger than nine, other sexual act such as forplay, rubbing, kissing and sodomy is allowed.”
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“We do not worship Iran, we worship Allah. For patriotism is another name for paganism. I say let this land [Iran] burn. I say let this land go up in smoke, provided Islam emerges triumphant in the rest of the world.”
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Funny, right? Real funny…

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Waleed Aly has a great idea: lets flood the country with Muslims! — Winds Of Jihad By SheikYerMami
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Mullah Lodabullah May 23, 2008 at 6:54 pm

* I say let this land [Iran] burn. I say let this land go up in smoke, provided Islam emerges triumphant in the rest of the world.”

God will probably accommodate him in the former, but not the latter.

Saul Wall May 23, 2008 at 8:51 pm

There seems to be a recurring theme in Islamic thought and world views of people’s qualities and value as a person being inherited. The concept of the sins of the father’s being retained by the children and victories of the ancestors being justification for resting on non-existent laurels.

“the criminal dregs of white society colonised this country, and now, they only take the select choice of other societies, and the descendants of these criminal dregs tell us that they are better than us…”

Even assuming that a criminal conviction in colonial times is proof of being the “criminal dregs” of white society it is so natural to transfer this status to the descendants that it is not even questioned. It is just like the fact that children of Muslims have no choice of what religion they may belong to since Islam is inherited. Meanwhile, “kaffirs” are to blame for every act of the Crusades and Muslims retain the “glory” of Jihad even if they have not actually conquered anything lately. They are “responsible” for the discoveries and inventions of the cultures they absorbed by right of birth even if such discoveries and inventions become very thin once Islam gets fully implemented.

The Islam view tends to be one where it is not traits which are inherited but moral standing and worth.

Jack May 23, 2008 at 10:40 pm

How often do we hear islamists call Abraham their father. Yet, Abraham did not seek the death of others; in fact Abraham prayed that God would spare Sodom and Gomorrah. Abraham was an intercessor, not a murderer, thief, rapist and what not. To those who claim Abraham their father and persecute others, Jesus succinctly points out:

You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desire. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. John 8:44

Joe Grey May 24, 2008 at 1:15 am

>>”“the criminal dregs of white society colonised this country, and now, they only take the select choice of other societies, and the descendants of these criminal dregs tell us that they are better than us…”

These savage inbred descendants of rapists, child molesters, and mass murderers won’t even let any non-Muslim step foot in Mecca. I wouldn’t have opened my mouth if I were them.

Joe Grey May 24, 2008 at 1:18 am

>>”why there are so many ‘inaccurate perceptions’ about Islam?

1) Why are so many Muslims misunderstanding Islam as violent?

2) Why do Muslims only try to convince non-Muslims that Islam is violent?

Gabrielle May 24, 2008 at 8:15 am

I feel really angy that this white-washing show seeks to pull the wool over Australian eyes and we mug taxpayers are paying for it. I noticed that they stressed it would be about ‘Muslims, not about Islam’ because then, well, things might get a bit real… and they would held to account for the foundational beliefs of this ideology — its denial of human equality, its teachings about the inferiority of women, its rejection of human rights, its rejection of free and open enquiry, its murder of ‘apostates’ and ‘blasphemers’ where possible and its hateful plan to islamise the planet. What a nightmare scenario. If it did ever come about, they’d end up eating each other anyway…it is a system based on lies and hate. It is doomed in today’s open society — but it will inflict terrible suffering as it lashes its dying tail…

ImNoDhimmi May 24, 2008 at 11:14 pm

We’re in the same boat in Canada – our so-called “national” broadcaster, the CBC, which is supported by our taxes, shows Little Mosque on the Prairie, a comedy about muslims. Sickening.

Cassandra May 25, 2008 at 2:44 am

Gabrielle,

I too feel angry that SBS have put on this deceitful show. I’m also angry that Islam is promoted at our public secular universities, with mosques and Islamic departments, that Muslims and useful idiot Jews and Christians are going into schools and feeding kids the lie that they are all Abrahamic religions and just like us. I’m also angry at the proliferation of halal foods in the major supermarkets (most commercial yoghurts contain halal gelatine).

I could go on about the way sharia is infiltrating into our free and egalitarian society under our noses.

What’s the matter with our government and our people? Are they absolutely blind to what is happening?

! June 24, 2009 at 1:26 pm

U r realy a liar
silly
khomeyni never said these

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