Surf’s up! Obaminator off to Hawaii to chase the missing birth certificate…?

by sheikyermami on October 21, 2008

Ummmmmm? Show me yours; I’ll show you mine:

                 

 Officially, its “Obama Takes Two Days Off to See Ailing Grandmother” 

 Reality is:

Hawai’i Supreme Court asked to issue emergency writ opening secret Obama birth files 

*  Update: all the -right- arguments against the Manchurian candidate 

A copy of the Petition will be posted on Martin’s blogs later today after it is docketed by the Supreme Court. The Hawai’i Supreme Court petition supplements and expands on a lawsuit filed Friday, October 18th in the Circuit Court of Hawai’i.

Honolulu News Conference: Monday October 20

 

Emergency Petition in Hawai’i Supreme Court seeks to expedite release of Barack Obama’s family records  Supreme Court filing supplements and expands on Circuit Court lawsuit

* Hawai’i Supreme Court asked to issue emergency writ opening secret Obama birth files

ANDY MARTIN
Executive Editor
ContrarianCommentary.com

“Factually Correct, Not Politically Correct”

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

OBAMA HAWAII INVESTIGATION MOVES INTO HIGHER GEAR WITH EMERGENCY HAWAI’I SUPREME COURT PETITION SEEKING TO EXPEDITE RELEASE OF BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND RELATED RECORDS

INVESTIGATOR ANDY MARTIN WILL OUTLINE THE PROGRESS OF HIS INVESTIGATION AND PROJECTED NEWS PEGS OVER THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS.

(HONOLULU, HI)(October 20, 2008) The leader of the national anti-Obama movement, legendary Chicago Internet columnist and Obama author Andy Martin, will hold a Honolulu news conference today, October 20, 2008 to announce he has asked the Hawai’i Supreme Court to entertain an emergency writ expediting the release of Senator Barack Obama’s secret birth records.

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"Islamophobia"=BS October 21, 2008 at 11:48 am

This clown has more secrets than Nixon ever had. Nixon was thrown out of the White House thanks to being paranoid about his dirty secrets-Oprahma is being thrown into the White House because of it. The world has gone nuts!

Mullah Lodabullah October 21, 2008 at 12:11 pm

* This clown has more secrets than Nixon ever had.

There were investigative journalists back then to uncover the secrets – long since
replaced by bloggers.

revparadigm October 21, 2008 at 1:26 pm

The guy just doesn’t have a legit birth certificate, so off to Hawaii to try to squash this bug. I wonder how many millions are going to be thrown around to sweep this back into the sealed vault. Hopefully some people there loves their country more than politics and sends Hussein into the gallows of past Democrat failures to run this nation into the sewer.

"Islamophobia"=BS October 21, 2008 at 2:23 pm

Mullah L-

Thank goodness for the bloggers. Without them, the media creation known as Obama would be getting a completely free pass. He may still win, but his support isn’t as wide as he’d like people to believe. Those I work with haven’t mentioned this fool much at all (they lean left but aren’t really wackos) and there are a lot less signs on lawns for the Great One than one would expect in the Caliphate of Minnesota. The bloggers must be having some effect, at least on somewhat sensible lefties anyway. There still might be some hope after all.

Mullah Lodabullah October 21, 2008 at 2:52 pm

IBS, exactly agree about the bloggers, & these sites, where people can pick & probe at any
story, & smell BS, such as the “hate crime” pepper “attack” on the mosque that didn’t happen,
and the muslima supposedly coshed with a gun in the toilet that also didn’t happen.

Mimi October 21, 2008 at 3:45 pm

I loved this site, but now it has become crazy, kike the Mohammedans.
Obama’s grandmother is very ill and now this have become a witch hunt on Obama.
May be you should be digging in McCains past and see how much dirt you can find there.
Just because he is HALF black and is a democrat the most outrageous comments have been made, that it makes me sick.
If he gets elected he has to clean up a heck of a mess left behind by the republicans.
Time what could have been spent on preventing the West becoming an Islam dominated world.
Just because he has a father ,who left him when he was only 2 years old and also left Islam, don’t asume that Obama is a Muslim, because he is not.
I am sick of all the lies.

herself October 21, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Mimi, that is all the Obama’s people have been doing…digging for dirt. He’s an ex cocain user and then makes a big deal out of Cindy McCain’s addiction to prescribe pain pills. Obama used cocain…that is a felony. He is a liar too and not very smart…how many states are in the USA? 57???? LOL How many stupid people believe him? Oh and his granddad was fighting the Nazis and rescued the Jews???? Gosh that man has told unknown amount of lies.

Yeah, where is that birth certificate? You know who really wants it…Hillary Clinton. hahaha

revparadigm October 21, 2008 at 6:07 pm

“If he gets elected he has to clean up a heck of a mess left behind by the republicans.
Time what could have been spent on preventing the West becoming an Islam dominated world.”

Mess? Oh you mean the financial crisis democrats created with their Utopian dream of putting poor people into houses who couldn’t afford the mortgages?

Yeah Obama’s gonna do that [sarcasm]

Barrack Hussein Obama fight Islam? He wants to “normalize” relations Islamic nations calling for our destruction.

Yeah Obama’s gonna do that [no sarcasm]

The is crooked beyond anything we’ve seen yet in a Candidate. Raises 604 million dollars [probably will top 700 million when October is included]. 200 million cannot even be traced because they refused to release & keep accurate accounts, 37,000 donations of foreign currency that had to be exchanged to U.S. dollars. The guy is the real life Manchurian Candidate funded by foreign interests.

Illegal?

More like Treasonous.

If this under Muslim gets into the Whitehouse? Welcome to the late great United States.

Mimi if you are so sick of the lies, quit feeding off the poison fruit following Barrack Hussein Obama where ever he goes & whatever he does.

atheist October 21, 2008 at 11:04 pm

when you people ever wake up and smell the coffee…. Obama IS AN ATHEIST ….
Always has been . Always will be.

Joe Grey October 21, 2008 at 11:37 pm

atheist Says: ‘October 21st, 2008 at 11:04 pm
when you people ever wake up and smell the coffee…. Obama IS AN ATHEIST ….
Always has been . Always will be.”

Proof? BTW, I’m your Irish tio(uncle), pendejo! Ombre tan estupido!

atheist October 22, 2008 at 6:03 am

both Obama’s parents were atheists. This has been very well documented in the media.
Obama had never stepped inside a church until he was 28 – the time that he decided to run for Congress and went “shopping” for a church. Just do some research yourself. Have you even bothered to read his book ” Audacity of Hope “. There are numerous subtle nuances in it suggesting that he is an atheist.

herself October 23, 2008 at 12:02 pm

athiest, Obama’s dad was Muslim. I believe he wasn’t in a church till 28 cause he was in mosques.

Anyway, I wonder why Obama did not produce an original birth certificate for Berg….and ignored the legal proceedings? All the speculation would be over if he had. If it had been Joe the Plumber or me not showing proof and ignoring the petition, we’d be in big trouble for not following the court proceedings.

Let’s say Berg is wrong…why would Obama not provide the evidence? Is he a game player?

Strange he is in Hawaii at this time. Coincidence?

A. Nonymous October 26, 2008 at 2:47 pm

My money says he was born in Hawai’i, but he’s waving this as a red flag to enrage and discredit his opponents. If he wasn’t an American citizen I’m sure the grown-ups in the Democrat Party would have washed him out during the vetting process. And there must be some grown-ups in the Democrat Party. Aren’t there? Aren’t there? Please tell me they have some grown-ups…

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