Britain to import army of halal butchers

by sheikyermami on December 1, 2008

UK to import 5,000 Pakistani butchers

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Is this really the time to be talking about bringing large numbers of Pakistani butchers into the West?

“5,000 Pak butchers to get jobs in UK,” by Asif Mehmood for Pakistan’s The Nation, November 30 (JW):

LONDON – Over 5,000 butchers from Pakistan would get employment in the halal meat industry of UK through Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) signed between National Halal Foods Group (NHFG) of UK and Overseas Employment Cooperation of Pakistan. The MoU has been signed here at the Pakistan High Commission, London Friday.

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Darrin Hodges December 1, 2008 at 2:51 am

There is still one Pakistani butcher alive in Mumbai…

John Sobieski December 1, 2008 at 3:42 am

Aren’t the madrassas in Britain producing enough ‘butchers’ to get the “job” done?

sheikyermami December 1, 2008 at 4:00 am

Gordon Brown’s stormtroopers…

Peter Barry December 1, 2008 at 9:12 am

The UK is in the depths of a DEATH Wish presided over by an idiotic left wing, Multi Culti, Yuman Rites act spouting, PC, Moonbat government. There is no hope at all left for UK. Think for a minute and presume that UK really does NEED????? Halal butchers. Which particular country is more associated with Islamic Terrorism than any other in the world? A no-brainer of course its PAKISTAN. So why is Pakistan the ONLY place in the world where the Islamic ‘butchers’ ( great name that fir Muslim) are to be recruited from?? The insanity of the UK knows no bounds. Of course 5000 butchers means 5000 butchers wives too (or should that be 20,000) and God knows how many butchers brats and cousins and uncles and aunts and grandparents all here to draw social security payments.

Mullah Lodabullah December 1, 2008 at 12:05 pm

Quick, where’s the Greens? Animal cruelty for allah! Meat is Murder! PETA – Pakis Emigrating
To Albion!

Mullah Lodabullah December 1, 2008 at 12:30 pm

* Gordon Brown’s stormtroopers…

Where’s Bob Brown?

Darrin Hodges December 1, 2008 at 12:33 pm

“Where’s Bob Brown?”

Romping with the Stormtroopers…

Infidela December 1, 2008 at 12:39 pm

The UK government seems hell bent on turning Great Britain into another Pakistan or Saudi Arabia.

They are not naive, they know what they are doing. Please don’t assume that they are stupid.

Dinah Lord December 1, 2008 at 3:22 pm

Just returned from a week in London and let me tell you every other store front had arabic signage and was “halal this, halal that”. Seems to me there are plenty of them in London already..

Have you ever been in a halal butcher? Talk about smelling of shit! Really appetizing.
(linking you – Mr. Sheik)

Philip Saenz December 1, 2008 at 3:45 pm

Why do you need more Muslim butchers? It boggles my mind that Britain wants more crime. Having your throat cut is a horrible way to die.

Ed Thiery December 1, 2008 at 4:58 pm

Importing butchers! Can’t they train their own? Did Jews ever have to import kosher butchers?

the true deity December 1, 2008 at 5:36 pm

it’s time to nuke the sand monkeys, not import them. Allah is dogshit, mohammed sprang from a rat’s anus. And islam is garbage. SNIP

Californian with eyes December 1, 2008 at 6:00 pm

Sees Britain cutting its own throat inch by inch, day by day. Want to say goodbye before you´re dead…which looks like soon. Nice knowin´ ya.

ciccio December 1, 2008 at 6:13 pm

I have said in the past that the insistence on halal is nothing more than a means of bringing wealth and employment to other muslims, here is the proof. Halal meat is about 30% mere expensive than regular,
a condition of halal is that it has to be slaughtered by a muslim.

Tim December 1, 2008 at 7:27 pm

They should not be allowed to stay in the UK, we need a system like the Saudis have, kept in compounds and exported at the end of the contract. The cost added to the price of the Halal meat.

Always On Watch December 1, 2008 at 8:33 pm

A while back, the halal market closest to my house closed up shop. I have no idea as to why. Certainly there are enough Moslems in the D.C. area to have kept the shop operating. Perhaps the landlord closed them down for some kind of violation of the lease.

Fallci warned that when we see halal markets popping up all over the place, we need to know that the Wahhabists aren’t far away. Doesn’t the UK understand this fact? Does the rest of the West?

sandeep December 1, 2008 at 9:30 pm

They dont’t need to import.There are more than enough home grown butchers.Just teach the sheeps to say “Fuck Islam” & they’ll get butchered for free.

Rich December 2, 2008 at 12:35 am

I scratched Englanistan off ages ago, but this raises the question: Will meat store shoppers stand at the counter and argue with these butchers “But..is it lean!?”

5000 Butchers December 2, 2008 at 2:19 am

Allahu Akbar, Y’all

In my country… which is very poor and very far away… Butchery is a fine art, and you just can’t go around expecting the Jihadeen to eat stuff that hasn’t been butchered according to the will of the Grand Ol’ Ummah. (GOU)… you know… all that Sunnah stuff.

Now I know you confounded Kafir don’t understand this, may Allah (WAS) bleach your bones in a tanning salon…

But Halal meat is both humane, tasty and nutritious.

Lemme catch you up.

First thing, you set up the camera and don’t forget to tie up the Jewish guy.. then you put on face masks… then the head Halal guy reads off the charges.. you know… like maybe the guy is a liberal or something… you know… what we call a blasphemous idjit…

Then you cut off his head and hold it up to the camera… and you know… say that thing we say…. that Allahu Akbar thing I said up there.

And I tell ya. It don’t matter what you do with the meat… as it is, like I said… humane, tasty and nutritious.

K… till next time, my bretheren…

Jihad Rocks.

Joe December 2, 2008 at 8:12 am

5000 butchers that can easily be used to butcher the infidels.
We in the West are digging our own graves.
I live in the Balkans, here we know very well what islam can and will do.

carolfarrell December 2, 2008 at 10:29 am

Why is Britain allowing sacrificial meat into our country? Why does the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals not put a stop to this? It is cruel and barbaric and if certain immigrants want to live in the terrible times of the bibles old testament then they should become vegetarian. The great shame of the leaders of Great Britain was when they forced us to eat halal meat. The hind quarters of the poor animal who died a horrible death are sold to non muslims as they do not eat that part as they believe it is unclean.

kaw December 2, 2008 at 4:32 pm

The reason this happens is that you have a gutless labour government filled with whimps who cannot stand up for the people of england. Incidentally, it may become dangerous to vioce your opinion openly on these sites if the EU has its way.

Mentor December 2, 2008 at 6:59 pm

We need 2 million out and no more in!

Does anyone think they will get here in time to VOTE?

US Kafir December 7, 2008 at 4:47 pm

ha ha… you have TWO MILLION MUSLIMS?

Ouch… that’s tough luck.. I don’t mean to gloat… Perhaps you can take comfort in the recently reported poll that indicated that only one in four Muslims are sympathetic to violent Jihad… I know I feel comforted.

Marken December 9, 2008 at 3:57 am

This weekend I came across a webpage on the UW-Minnesota Extension (tax funded) site that reminded newly arrived Somalis that the Koran commanded they eat only halal meat. The site then said that they should only buy meat from halal shops. (I agree with Ciccio above, halal is and always has been economics). I sent one email to the extension’s director saying I doubted producers and retailers would appreciate their tax money being used for that purpose and today the director reacted and the page was removed. The fact is that some Somalis, not many I would guess but some want nothing to do with Islam. Some have seen the killing of Christians and no longer want anything to do with Mohammad’s ridiculous ideolgy.

r1 December 9, 2008 at 3:13 pm

It means 5000 muslime, 5000 butchers also , 5000 pakistanis.

NOW EVEN ALLAH CAN’T SAVE BRITAIN

r1 December 9, 2008 at 3:20 pm

‘If this is a “religion of peace” then why not the Muslim clerics issue any fatwa against these terrorists?’
What these crooks are doing on the Earth in this course of development?
Either by The God or by The nature the living cell developed. Then the cell developed in living bodies. Then comes the human race which further develops itself into small socities.man starts living in the small groups. Slowly, development of religion and borders takes place by human itself to make oneself disciplined for further development. Ancient civilizations like Chinese, Indian/Hindus and many others established themselves and preserve that progress.
Then comes the Christians they modernize the whole human race with further modern discoveries. Wars are won and losers are punished. Every one makes further discoveries and progress and this development is preserved by our family, society, country and religion.
Are these Muslims know the meaning of development, progress, modernization , Discoveries, Preservation, Discipline, War, Winner, Loser?Then what they are doing on this Earth? Where was the UN as the Islamic ethnic cleansing of Kashmiri Pandits (secular Indians) by Pakistan went unimpeded? ‘ They tortured and mutilated innocent people. Women were hanged naked from trees. Men were burned alive, beheaded, branded with irons.’ The goal of the Islamic terrorists is the extinction of all Hindus in Kashmir

r1 December 9, 2008 at 3:35 pm

As in India the case is same as in the whole world. In 1947, when India was partitioned, the Hindu population in Pakistan was about 24%….Today it is not even1%. In 1947, the Hindu population in East Pakistan (now Bangladesh) was 30%.Today itis about 7%.
What happened to the missing Hindus?
Do Hindus have human rights?
If they are in minority, in any country they say they are secular

But there are 53 Muslim countries, where no rights are protected for minorities

In contrast, in India, Muslim population has gone up from 10.4% in 1951 to about 14% today;
…whereas Hindu population has come down from 87.2% in 1951 to 85% in 1991

Why post – Godhra is blown out of proportion, when no-one talks of the
ethnic cleansing of 4 lakh Hindus from Kashmir?
When Hindus gave to Muslims 30% of Bharat for a song IN 1947 , why should
Hindus now beg for their sacred places at Ayodhya, Mathura and Kashi?

OUR REAL ENIEMY ARE MUSLIM TERRORISTS WHO DO NOT BELEVIE IN HUMANITY .ALL THE OTHER RELIGION WANT PROGRESS FOR HUMAN RACE AND DEVELOPMENT OF CIVILISATION .AS CRISTIANS GO FOR DEVELOPMENT, HINDUS GO FOR PEACE, JAINS, BUDHHA, JEWS, ALL WANT DEVELOPMENT.

EVEN NOW DIPRIVED CLASSES OF ALL THE RELIGIONS ARE GIVEN SPECIAL INCENTIVES BY HINDUS AND CRISTIANS IN THEIR RESPECTIVE COUNTRIES.

Wherever this community assembles or makes their habitat, they make the entire area a hell and makes quite inaccessible for other communities. Even the law enforcement agencies are resisted from entering. That makes a safe heaven for the anti-social; anti-nationals to go at large do at their own will. Hats how these bloody terrorists go on interrupted, unrevised..

Never in the history of mankind, is the time when the majority communities are afraid of the minorities & their senseless acts. Islamic terror is striking our freedom our churches, temples, airports, railway stations, Malls/markets, bus stands, entertainment places etc are under the constant threat, we have to visit our the places under the police protection. not only at India where I reside , our world leader countries like USA, UK, & other European countries are under he threat of Islamic terror,(even the china is not the exception now).No one knows where will these Muslims terrorists strike next & how?. Hitler like people strikes once in the time & an after some time got defeated and eliminated. All in the human history conflicts may happen, but no one kill the babies in front of there mothers/fathers from last 1200 years, and whose motto is to kill/destroy anything.
Christian work to live peacefully and preserve every thing, Hindus work to die peacefully, Buddhists work for the peace after death. Similar is the aim of all the religions. Every one work and live for his progress of himself or for the progress of its offspring. To make good out of every thing & to transfer that development to his children but Muslims are the exception. They make hell out of every thing .they neither live for peace nor die for the peace and not for the peace for their children .Also they neither let others live nor let others die peacefully. They destroy the infrastructure of their own people(see Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Kuwait, Lebanon, Indonesia, Malaysia, Sudan , Bangladesh, Arab, Yemen ), as well as the infrastructure develop by the other (see India, USA, UK, Spain, Bali philipine, Thailand, China, Russia, Israel).

Jim January 12, 2009 at 5:10 pm

sandeep, i now why you hate cow eaters, if all cows are eaten then you won’t find urine to drink LOL

Mohammad Ashraf Khan July 18, 2009 at 7:26 am

my age (26) and i am National of Pakistan. iam a Professional Butcher and have a big work experence in the field of butchery in which have specelization in Slaughtering Cleaning and cutting of Meat as well as chicken and fish. I have worked in major butchers shops from where meat is supplied to all the major eating houses,hotels and marrege halls. i have a 13 years of experience in butchery in evedence of which i can provide you with the experience certificates of my butchery work and experience.

Dhumme Dhimmi November 25, 2009 at 11:44 am

‘Britain to import army of halal butchers
by sheikyermami on December 1, 2008

UK to import 5,000 Pakistani butchers’

Nearly 12 months on………how did this story pan out?

Davey Crockett November 25, 2009 at 12:40 pm

@Dhumme Dhimmi – there hasn’t been any news on it, so most likely it went ahead on the quiet, just as most immigration to this country has. The contempt the political classes have shown for the British over the last 40-50 years is astonishing, and anyone who has objected to mass stealth invasion has simply been swept aside and more often than not had their entire reputatation and career torn to shreds. Just goes to show what happens when extreme left-wing marxists manage to gain power, if you don’t agree with them then you must be some sort of “right-wing nutter”, or worse a criminal. Which is the way we’ll end up, disagree with immigration, right off with his head!!

It’s becoming scary!

Dhumme Dhimmi December 1, 2009 at 5:40 am

Thanks Davey Crockett November 25, 2009 at 12:40 pm

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