Iran Monkey Show Makes Ahmadinejad Throw Hissy Fits
by sheikyermami on March 16, 2009
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Smart kid
The kid could have called him a mouse!
Ten times did the picture of your father Do not
down with you for placed this picture here. down
ahmadi nejad is a good man and a right man
you are monkey . esrael is monkey.obama is monkey . your mother and your father are monkey.ahmadi nejad is a really angel
we fuck the usa and the israeil and the every country that enemy with iran and your parents is monkey.
president ahmadi nezhad is a great leader.
DOWN WITH AMERICA
DOWN WITH ISRAEL
DOWN WITH OBAMA
loooooooooooooooooooooong chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
if you life in indonesia we kill you for dog lunch
If you invade Israel, you will end up as bird food.
“You shall fall on the mountains of Israel, you, and all your hordes, and the peoples who are with you: I will give you to the ravenous birds of every sort, and to the animals of the field to be devoured.” Ezekiel 39:4