Mahmud Ahmadinejew, a member of the worldwide Zionist conspiracy?
by sheikyermami on October 5, 2009
Great news for those who blame Jews for all the evil in the world: if you hate Jews already, here’s reason to hate some more. As we all know, Jews caused all wars and control the banks and the media (and the mullahs in Iran). If we could get rid of them everything would be just swell, right?
Update: sorry to burst your bubble, but “Just before we decide to include Ahmadinejad in a Minyan, it would be good to know that the story is nice but apparently far from the truth. Sabourjian is not a Jewish name,Sabour is not a Talit and in Aradan there were no Jews. Other than that everything else is true.” Tundra Tabloids has more…
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad revealed to have Jewish past
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s vitriolic attacks on the Jewish world hide an astonishing secret, evidence uncovered by The Daily Telegraph shows.
A photograph of the Iranian president holding up his identity card during elections in March 2008 clearly shows his family has Jewish roots.
A close-up of the document reveals he was previously known as Sabourjian – a Jewish name meaning cloth weaver. The short note scrawled on the card suggests his family changed its name to Ahmadinejad when they converted to embrace Islam after his birth.
The Sabourjians traditionally hail from Aradan, Mr Ahmadinejad’s birthplace, and the name derives from “weaver of the Sabour”, the name for the Jewish Tallit shawl in Persia. The name is even on the list of reserved names for Iranian Jews compiled by Iran’s Ministry of the Interior. More>>
Photoshop thanks to Counter Jihad
But wait, there’s more:
What we have here is an even prouder member of the worldwide Zionist conspiracy:
This is a picture of Israeli model Esti Ginzburg, who proudly serves in the IDF from last spring’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, where Ginzburg subtly signals to her fellow Jews that she is also a proud member of the worldwide Zionist conspiracy, leaving the gentiles none the wiser.
The IDF’s supermodel proudly brought to you by the Elder of Zion (and sheik yer’mami, heh…)
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Soldiers like Esti Ginzburg should give any young man the impetus to join the IDF. LOL
If I weren’t so old I would join in a minute. She looks adorable, and slightly coquette.
But I wouldn’t be joining the IDF simply because of the pretty girls…I would join for the defence of Israel because Israel is our vital linchpin in defence of the west against the Islamic hordes.
Islamic hatred of Jews is a manifestation of oikophobia.
I knew it all along.
He looks too much like an “ape and a pig” to be Jewish.
‘Rumors that Ahmadinejad has Jewish roots false’
According to the Guardian, Iranian president’s previous surname not common among Persian Jews, reason it was changed has to do with class struggle in Iran
Ynet Published: 10.05.09, 20:42 / Israel News
The Guardian on Monday dismissed a recent report by another British newspaper claiming Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s family converted to Islam from Judaism after his birth.
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3785932,00.html