Somalia: War on Bouncing Tits…

by sheikyermami on October 18, 2009

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Residents said gunmen had been rounding up any woman seen with a firm bust and then had them publicly whipped by masked men. The women were then told to remove their bras and shake their breasts.

6a00e008c6b4e588340120a5eefbcf970b-400wiA hardline Islamist group in Somalia has begun publicly whipping women for wearing bras that they claim violate Islam as they are ‘deceptive’. Daily Mail/HT Zip

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“Al shabaab forced us to wear their type of veil and now they order us to shake our breasts,” a resident, Halima, told Reuters, adding that her daughters had been whipped Thursday.

“They first banned the former veil and introduced a hard fabric which stands stiffly on women’s chests. They are now saying that breasts should be firm naturally, or just flat.”

Somalia’s hardline Islamist group al Shabaab has publicly whipped women for wearing bras they say violate Islam by constituting a deception, north Mogadishu residents said Friday.Skip related content

The insurgent group, which seeks to impose a strict form of sharia Islamic law throughout Somalia, amputated a foot and a hand each from two young men accused of robbery earlier this month. They have also banned movies, musical ringtones, dancing at wedding ceremonies and playing or watching soccer. Abdi Sheik, Al Reuters

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Too small? Click hereThis is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn't for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn't even know its happening.We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don't accuse us of being 'haters' because we are loving, tolerant people. Don't curse us, don't threaten us with death or hellfire, and don't accuse us of being "just like the terrorists" because we don't do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but  you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way...But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted.Try to add to the discussion, don't try to sell snake oil, don't try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, write in English, try to tell the truth, (we know that's hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it!One more thing: don't think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display.But you won't be back, trust me on that.Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?

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kaw October 18, 2009 at 10:22 am

More proof of how idiotic islamists are – if more was actually needed.

Noor-ul-Arifeen October 18, 2009 at 12:26 pm

when the hell are u guys gona stop spreading false and bogus things about Islam… well tell u what… these things arent gona stop anything…Islam teaches none of this.. and these stupid things are infact helping Islam to spread as many people read and then research about Islam themselves… and thats why Islam is the most rapidly spreading religion….
and mr Kaw above… or is it Cow ??? cuz thats how narrowminded freak u are

cassandra October 18, 2009 at 8:34 pm

Noor-ul-Arifeen

If Islam teaches none of this, why is it so widespread in every country where Islam is dominant?

And why are these barbarities endorsed by the koran and hadiths?

And why do so many Muslims “misunderstand” their religion and commit horrendous acts of violence if it is so peaceful?

Pierre October 18, 2009 at 10:33 pm

I love that Gif Sheik,that’s the kind of thing i like…..HaHaHa !!

SheepAreForShearing October 19, 2009 at 7:34 am

Noor,
You are blind in your own ignorance of your faith. Islam spreads only among the ignorant an uneducated. That is why it predominates in poor herding countries like North Africa and the Middle East. Anyone who can think rationally would never even consider following the sham of Islam, which is nothing more than Judaism in disguise anyway. I have lived in “Muslim” nations and just as there are differences of opinion over how to interpret the bible, there are differences about how to interpret the Koran, or what I like to call the “Religion for Dummies” “or “Fools Bible” It is no surprise that you don’t know this, as lying and cheating are part of the basic teachings of the fools bible. The simple fact is you are the liar, not the media outlet that reported this. You are forgiven your foolishness however since you are obviously the uneducated son of some third world goat herder. The righteous can not punish the ignorant for being ignorant, any more than you can punish a woman for having big tits…wait…never mind…

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