Full Body Scanners Violate Laws of Islam?
by sheikyermami on February 17, 2010
Airport Insecurity
Muslim Scholars Say Full Body Scanners Violate Laws of Islam

Full body scanning at airports is now under attack by Muslim groups who claim that the scanners violate the Teachings of Islam. A statement was issued by the Fiqh Council of North America (FCNA) stating, “General and public use of such scanners is against the teachings of Islam, natural law and all religions and cultures that stand for decency and modesty.” The FCNA continued, “It is a violation of clear Islamic teachings that men or women be seen naked by other men and women. The Qur’an has commanded the believers, both men and women, to cover their private parts.”
There is nothing more revolting than calls for Islamic law, the shari’a.
Why should we, non muslims, give a *&#$ for Islamic law? The body scanners are designed to protect us from Islamic terrorists, and muslim presence in our countries has made life very unpleasant, insecure and expensive. Muslims have to be told to shape up or ship out.
Where in the Qu’ran does it say that it is muslims allah- given right to fly on a plane in the first place? If you don’t like the scanning, ask for an enema instead. Or buy yourself a camel!
Otherwise, muslims should seriously consider to fly Infidel Airlines:
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Fine ! It’s the way to go.
We need too a lot more of Sniffer Pork,they are better than Dog. (it’s not a joke,it’s true )
NY Daily News has apparently grown tired of muslim victimhood:
http://www.nydailynews.com/opinions/2010/02/16/2010-02-16_so_take_the_bus.html
So take the bus: Islamic objections to full-body airport scans are not going to fly
[We can see it already: One line for people from countries whose people are predominantly Christian, Jewish, Buddhist or members of any faith other than Islam, and a second line for folks from, say, Yemen, Pakistan and Afghanistan.
Give us a break.]
That’s the way to go. No full body scan for muslims no boarding pass. Problem solved.
A group of uneducated and stupid muslim morons making policy about equipment and investigative techniques they cannot hope to understand.
Porky is right – we should use sniffer pigs!!! They have better noses than most breeds of dogs and they will really insult the fragile mohammedan ego!!!! Two good calls to take Porky’s suggestions on line.
we,the west,has had to implement these measures because of islam,what don’t they understand ?no islam,no need for scans.to me this practice may also be offensive,but nowhere near as offensive as becoming a cloud of blood and body pieces falling out of the sky.
Full-body scanners could become a big part of the solution; if the poor babies are so offended, maybe they’ll stay out of our airports. Suits me just fine.
Which laws? To think that there are high ranking officials and intelligent lawmakers in the West giving ear to this nonsense is just way over my head.
Perhaps someone ought to put up a sign in them airports that simply states: DO NOT USE YOUR PRIVATE PARTS FOR CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES. Do you think they would heed to THAT law? I sincerely doubt it.
Turn on the scanners!
And islam violates human rights!!!
I agree with these poor muslim wretches. Why should they have body scans? They are on a one way ticket to hell, so, they should have their own planes, exclusively for mad, muslim dogs. Let them blow themselves out of the sky shouting their insane slogan as they go straight to hell.
I reckon, if their women feel it is an invasion of privacy, then they should get rid of their tent costume and conform to western dress and culture.