A Slut Named Putz
by sheikyermami on August 19, 2011
Mein Leben als Ausländer (My Life as a Foreigner)
Die verlorene Ehre der Ulrike P. from PI (the lost honor of U. Putz)
German SPIEGEL Moonbat Ulike Putz, a typically progressive “Israel-critical” reporterette, decided to have her out-of wedlock baby in a Lebanese hospital. Everything went well, her parents came for a visit, she got a passport for the child from the pesky German embassy officials, and then…. came the day she wanted to leave Lebanon.
For that she needed a birth certificate.
Not an easy task: the mustachioed Leb/Hezbollah officials were not amused. They made it clear that she had given birth to a bastard. And who’s ever heard of an unmarried female giving birth without a father?
Putz finally did get her birth certificate, after a fair bit of running around (producing four witnesses, I wonder how she found them) and paying bribes to a number of greasy Hezbollah thugs, who certified the birth of her daughter by writing ‘bastard’ on the document.
All things considered, miss Putz is lucky that she wasn’t stoned to death. Did she learn a lesson from running the gauntlet as an infidel whore in Lebanon? I doubt it.
The Putz type is learning resistant. Typical attention seeker she is, she even had the hide to write about her misguided adventures in the SPIGEL, making sure the whole world knows.
The full article is in German, sorry I haven’t got time to translate it. If you know somebody who can, please send it in.
Just to get an idea of what kind of people the Putz’s are, here’s a pic and an article about the father, US moonbat Jason Koutsoukis
The two found each other, must be a perfect match.
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I’m guessing Hezbollah didn’t throw her a baby shower. *Sigh*
I must say I feel sorry for her offspring. :(
Putz, what a perfect last name for a libtard. It’s too bad they didn’t arrest the libtard for adultery, it would’ve been an enlightening experience for the idiot.