Egyptian TV: Poisoned Zionist Jeans From Israel Cause Infertility!
by sheikyermami on February 6, 2012
Egyptian TV Debate on the “Invasion” of Israeli Products into Sinai:
Jeans from Israel Contained Secret Magnets Causing Infertility
Ahh, those evil Zionists! What will they think of next!?
Excerpts from a debate on the “invasion” of Israeli products into Sinai, which aired on Egyptian Dream2 TV on February 1, 2012: MEMRI
Transcript below the fold:
Muhammad Al-Mane’i, Sinai Bedouin: There was a time when they would bring us jeans. These pants used to have belts. If you looked at these belts from the front, you’d find a secret compartment, and when you opened it, you would find a magnet inside. When we asked what these magnets were, we were told that they cause sterility.
Interviewer: In other words, it causes infertility.
Muhammad Al-Mane’i: Exactly.
Interviewer: There was a time when these jeans with belts would invade us from Israel, and we used to take the magnets out and chuck them away.
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Interviewer: Israeli products contain lethal poison. You might not feel this poison now, but you will in the future. Israel will remain an enemy lying in wait for Egypt, no matter what happens and regardless of the agreements, because Israel has its eye set on Egypt.
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We all laugh at this sort of story, but the sad part is, the uneducated muslims of the world are just stupid enough to believe it…
We can only hope …