AL-QAEDA is trying to recruit WOMEN to carry out suicide bombings in the UK, MPs warn today.

by sheikyermami on February 7, 2012

Al-Qaeda is trying to recruit WOMEN to carry out suicide bombings in the UK, MPs warn today. It is using extremist websites to radicalise the angels of death, says their chilling report.

The Commons home affairs committee says it has heard evidence the terror group is “specifically launching and targeting women for violent acts”.  It is already a deadly tactic in the Middle East, where growing numbers of Palestinian women are volunteering for suicide missions against Israel.

Nothing to do with Islam, right? Its them pesky Jews causing it. They makes them do it….

UK gubmint springs into action:

“More resources need to be directed to these threats and to preventing radicalisation through the internet and in private spaces.   — ”These are the fertile breeding grounds for terrorism.”

More censorship needed:

The MPs’ report says big internet firms must do more to shut websites that encourage violent extremism.

Home Secretary Theresa May has already launched a crackdown on recruiting websites used by extremists, as a purge on fanatics in mosques and colleges has resulted in the web being increasingly used to brainwash supporters.

The Home Office said last night:

“We are working closely with the police and internet service providers to take hate off the web.”

You just know that they will never get them. They’re out to get us.

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Urban11 February 7, 2012 at 9:31 am

So long as they practice first in a mosque on a busy friday, it’s fine by me

Stephanie February 7, 2012 at 10:14 am

Video: Martyr (women) for the sake of allah (9:111)

http://schnellmann.org/martyr-for-the-sake-of-allah.html

Wherein those who “slay and are slain” in Allah’s cause
are promised paradise Qur’an 9:111 … which fulfills verse 9:5 + 9:29

Muslims love death more than we love life … This changes everything

Irish February 8, 2012 at 1:46 pm

Shitilam should be declared a terrorist org and banned, we have to many of them here in Australia and like the UK they are starting to make demands i hope the Governments on both sides get rid of these neanderthals and ship them back to shitastan

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