Assbomb Fartwa: Widening the Anus for Explosives is Permitted, 72 Dark Eyed Virgins Await the Martyr!

by sheikyermami on July 19, 2012

But what if he doesn’t like virgins? What if he likes boys?

Not to worry, in the perverted afterlife bordello of Muhammad the homosexuals can  expect to be greeted by 28 pearly boyz….. sweet as scattered pearls, untouched by men or jinn…….

London-Based Shiite Cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf: Wahhabi Fatwa Permits Sodomy to Widen the Anus as a Means to Jihad  (MEMRI)

London-Based Shiite Cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf: Wahhabi Fatwa Permits Sodomy to Widen the Anus as a Means to Jihad

Following are excerpts from an address by London-based Shiite cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf, which aired on Fadak TV and was posted on Youtube, on June 16, 2012.

Abdallah Al-Khilaf: First, we’d like to show you a fatwa, which appeared on the Lions of Sunna Internet forum. One Wahhabi wrote: “Dear Sheik, may Allah grant you martyrdom and black-eyed virgins in Paradise, I wanted to commit a martyrdom operation. I turned to Sheik Abu Dimaa Al-Qassab, who told me that they had invented a new and unprecedented form of martyrdom operations – explosive capsules are inserted into your anus.

“In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives.

“My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus.”

The sheik praised Allah and said: “In principle, sodomy is forbidden. However, Jihad is more important. It is the pinnacle of Islam. If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it.

“The rule is that necessity makes the forbidden permissible. Something that is required in order to perform a duty becomes a duty in and of itself. No duty takes precedence over Jihad.

“Therefore, you must be sodomized… After you have been sodomized, you must ask Allah for forgiveness.

“Know, my son, that Allah resurrects the mujahideen on Judgment Day on the basis of their intentions. Allah willing, your intention is to support Islam. May Allah include you among those who heed His call.”

This is the fatwa that led a man a while ago to carry out a bombing attack against then Interior Minister Naif bin Abd Al-Aziz [sic].

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{ 5 comments }

reddog333 July 19, 2012 at 5:09 am

Who knew? This guy is in England? What wash did he crawl out of?

to reddog July 19, 2012 at 6:09 am

This guy in England doesn’t say this. He is a Shia opposed to Wahabis who issued this Fatwa

sheikyermami July 19, 2012 at 7:14 am

You think he disagrees?

terry July 19, 2012 at 6:35 pm

Where is he in England? Maybe the EDL can knock on his door.

F Callen July 20, 2012 at 11:19 am

He is a Shia and is using this story to discredit Sunnis. Perhaps the story was even invented by Shias to discredit Sunnis? Knowing the lies that Sunnis and Shias spread about Jews, for example, I would like more proof before I believe this.

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