Harry the Taliban

by sheikyer mami on December 19, 2006

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Sheik yer’mami wrote ‘Harry the Taliban‘ as a sort of ‘good riddance’ to misguided young westerners who are attracted to militant Islam…

David Hicks comes to mind as well as the ‘American Taliban’ John Walker Lind, who was captured fighting with the Taliban when American forces captured him in Afghanistan…

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David Hicks

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John Walker Lindh

Another ‘American Taliban’ hiding somewhere in Pakistan is Adam Gadahn sends his regards:

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The strange transformation of Adam Gadahn

Surprisingly, quite a few confused young westerners like ‘Harry’, baby boomers, children of the flower power generation, kids who grew up with all that sex & drugs & rock’n roll are only too willing to trade the freedom of the west for a total regulation of everything life has to offer: A cult, a guru, a leader, a totalitarian system, a cause. Bizarre? Weird? Maybe.
There are always some in every generation who want to change the world, though few are willing to take up weapons and go against their own culture and country-men.

The Jihad is a global movement, the ‘ummah’ gives a sense of belonging, the believer enters another universe where ‘to kill and to be killed in the way of Allah’ replaces all humanitarian priniciples….

Adam Gadahn is a close associate of Al Zawahiri & Bin Laden who seems to be running the Al Quaeda propaganda department. Recently he posted internet videos with fiery speeches ‘inviting’ people like Robert Spencer from Jihad Watch, Daniel Pipes and George Bush to Islam and to ‘leave their evil ways’- otherwise they would be….But please: Google it! find out for yourself!

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Salaam aleikum!

My name is Mamduh Habib, I am completely innocent! I was picked up in Pakistan and held in Gitmo where they fed me with halal burgers and pissed on my Koran!
I was tortured with loud pop music when all I wanted was to find a good Islamic school for my children….

Words for the song

Harry was a punk
He smelled just like a skunk
Harry was a Hippie
In need of treatment for his peepee
Harry smoked hashish
And he followed Rajneneesh…
But Harry never took a shower
In all his years of flower power

Harry found religion
Just like a homing pigeon
Harry was a Jesus freak
At the time when that was chic
Scientology was was cool
They made money of this fool
But he never took a shower in all the years
With flower power

They brainwashed Harry well and good
And then he joined the brotherhood
He went straight to Afghanistan
And there he joined the Taliban
He joined the Jihad with Osama
And there he fought in Allah’s way
But he still didn’t take no shower
In all those years with Muzzie power…

They bombed the shit out of the Taliban
And occupied Afghanistan
They captured Harry and his gun
That was the end of Harry’s fun
Harry’s parents may be rich
But now he is the prison bitch

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But he never takes a shower
He never takes a showeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr…………

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Did you know that Muhammad Dawoud aka David Hicks kept a diary?

Looks like the scribbling of a 7 year old, here…

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Child of God February 16, 2012 at 8:30 am

In the Qur’an, Allah commands Muslims, “Take not the Jews and Christians as friends….Slay the idolaters [non-Muslims] wherever ye find them…. Fight against such…as believe not in Allah…” (Surah 5:51; 9:5 etc..).

mohamed March 28, 2012 at 8:20 pm
Chris Berg September 11, 2012 at 6:13 pm

why did you quote half the verse

2:193
Fight them until there is no [more] fitnah and [until] worship is [acknowledged to be] for Allah . But if they cease, then there is to be no aggression except against the oppressors.

Chris Berg September 11, 2012 at 6:15 pm

“Child of God”, god have many kids acording to your fraud religion.

Hmm…
why did you quote half the verse

2:193
Fight them until there is no [more] fitnah and [until] worship is [acknowledged to be] for Allah . But if they cease, then there is to be no aggression except against the oppressors.

Pip Power February 11, 2013 at 9:43 pm

ISLAM EXPOSED

Muslims believe that the Koran is the eternal word/laws of god to acts as a divine guidance for mankind about how to live a moral, righteous life. Prophet Muhammad, the highest perfection of human life and the prototype of the most wonderful human conduct in Islamic belief, emulated the guidance of Allah perfectly. Let us investigate how did the prophet live Islam; how did the prophet apply the eternal teachings of god in his daily life? In this search for the historical Muhammad, we will utilize the Islam’s holy books, its own writings.

Muhammad fantasized about baby Aisha before soliciting her from her father

Sahih Bukhari 9.140 Narrated ‘Aisha:

Allah’s apostle said to me, “you were shown to me twice (in my dream) before I married you. I saw an angel carrying you in a silken piece of cloth, and I said to him, ‘uncover (her),’ and behold, it was you. I said (to myself), ‘if this is from Allah, then it must happen.
Sahih al-Bukhari, volume 7, book 62, number 17 Narrated jabir bin ‘abdullah:

When I got married, Allah’s apostle said to me, “what type of lady have you married?” I replied, “I have married a matron.” he said, “why, don’t you have a liking for the virgins and for fondling them?” Jabir also said: Allah’s apostle said, “why didn’t you marry a young girl so that you might play with her and she with you?”

Muhammad, 50, marries baby Aisha at age 6

Sahih Bukhari volume 5, book 58, number 234

Narrated Aisha: the prophet engaged (married) me when I was a girl of six (years). We went to medina and stayed at the home of Bani-al-Harith bin Khazraj. Then I got ill and my hair fell down. Later on my hair grew (again) and my mother, um ruman, came to me while I was playing in a swing with some of my girl friends. She called me, and I went to her, not knowing what she wanted to do to me. She caught me by the hand and made me stand at the door of the house. I was breathless then, and when my breathing became alright, she took some water and rubbed my face and head with it. Then she took me into the house. There in the house I saw some ansari women who said, “best wishes and Allah’s blessing and a good luck.” then she entrusted me to them and they prepared me (for the marriage). Unexpectedly Allah’s apostle came to me in the forenoon and my mother handed me over to him, and at that time I was a girl of nine years of age.

Sahih bukhari volume 8, book 73, number 151

Narrated ‘Aisha: I used to play with the dolls in the presence of the prophet, and my girl friends also used to play with me. When Allah’s apostle used to enter (my dwelling place) they used to hide themselves, but the prophet would call them to join and play with me. (the playing with the dolls and similar images is forbidden, but it was allowed for ‘Aisha at that time, as she was a little girl, not yet reached the age of puberty.) (Fateh-al-bari page 143, vol.13)

Allah promotes pedophilia

Quran 65.4 “and those of your women as have passed the age of monthly courses, for them the ‘iddah (prescribed divorce period), if you have doubts (about their periods), is three months, and for those who have no courses [(i.e. They are still immature) their 'iddah (prescribed period) is three months likewise, except in case of death] . And for those who are pregnant (whether they are divorced or their husbands are dead), their ‘iddah (prescribed period) is until they deliver (their burdens) (give birth) and whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to him, he will make his matter easy for him.”

Sura (65:4) lays down rules for divorce and sets the prescribed period for divorce. It clearly says, Muslim men can marry (and divorce) little girls who have not yet reached menstruation age. This means that Muslim men were allowed to marry baby girls. This is the eternal word of god. This is an eternal law of Allah. All Muslims must believe in this teaching. Otherwise, they are no longer Muslims but apostates of Islam.

CHILD ABUSE
Now let us see how it is practiced on a female child & who began this evil practice. According to an official Fatwa issued in Saudi Arabia, the prophet Muhammad began to practice thighing his child-bride, Aisha when she was six years old until she reached nine years of age (Fatwa No. 31409). The hadith, which was quoted earlier, mentioned the prophet Muhammad started performing literal sex with Aisha ONLY when she reached the age of nine (Sahih al-Bukhari, book 62, hadith No. 89).

Muslim scholars collectively agree, a child becomes an adult, available for sexual intercourse as soon as she reaches the age of nine. Likewise, the Shari’a allows any of the faithful to marry a six-year-old child.
According to the fatwa, the prophet Muhammad could not have sex with his fiancée, Aisha when she was six due to her small size & age. However, the fatwa said that at age six, he would put his penis between her thighs and massage it gently because he did not want to harm her.

Imagine a man of fifty-one removing the clothes of a six-year-old girl and slipping his erect penis between her thighs, rubbing her until he ejaculated and his semen ran down her thighs. To this day, this is considered a benevolent act on the part of the adult male “not wanting to harm her.” What harm could be inflicted upon a young girl mentally and emotionally if not a grown man showing her his penis and stripping her of her clothes and rubbing his male organ between her legs?

Of course the twisted mind that does such an evil to a female child, would not hesitate to ejaculate on her body. And if this sexually perverted evil frame of mind committed such an act upon a child, the pedophile would not stop at ejaculating on her. His evil desire would go further and rape the child before she was a mature adult. This is exactly what Muhammad did to Aisha when she was yet a child of nine.

Before she reached puberty, he began to have sex with her. Let us see what the fatwa said about the prophet of Islam and his child-bride, Aisha.“Praise be to Allah and peace be upon the one after whom there is no [further] prophet. After the permanent committee for the scientific research and fatwas (religious decrees) reviewed the question presented to the grand Mufti Abu Abdullah Muhammad Al-Shamari, with reference number 1809 issued on 3/8/1421(Islamic calendar).

The inquirer asked the following:‘It has become wide spread these days, and especially during weddings, the habit of mufakhathat of the children (mufakhathat literally translated means “placing between the thighs of children” which means placing the male erected penis between the thighs of a child). What is the opinion of scholars knowing full well that the prophet, the peace and prayers of Allah be upon him, also practiced the “thighing” of Aisha – the mother of believers ?’

After the committee studied the issue, they gave the following reply: ‘It has not been the practice of the Muslims throughout the centuries to resort to this unlawful practice that has come to our countries from pornographic movies that the kofar (infidels) and enemies of Islam send. As for the Prophet, peace and prayers of Allah be upon him, thighing his fiancée Aisha. She was six years of age and he could not have intercourse with her due to her small age.

That is why the prophet peace and prayers of Allah be upon him placed his penis between her thighs and massaged it lightly, as the apostle of Allah had control of his penis not like other believers’” (Fatwa No. 31409).

THE WANKING PROPHET!

ALLAH U WANKER!

Thighing of children is practiced in many Arab and Muslim countries, notably in Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Iran, and the Gulf countries. Also evil practices like altamatu’a bil almuka’aba (pleasure from sexual contact with her breasts), altamatu’a bil alsagirah (pleasure from sexual contact with a baby girl), altamatu’a bil alradi’ah, (pleasure from sexual contact with a suckling female infant), (Reported by Baharini Women’s Rights Activist, Ghada Jamshir)

Jen August 3, 2014 at 11:26 pm

please find me that ‘Eye of the Tigris’ music video spoof

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