Harry the Taliban

by sheikyer mami on December 19, 2006

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Sheik yer’mami wrote ‘Harry the Taliban‘ as a sort of ‘good riddance’ to misguided young westerners who are attracted to militant Islam…

David Hicks comes to mind as well as the ‘American Taliban’ John Walker Lind, who was captured fighting with the Taliban when American forces captured him in Afghanistan…

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David Hicks

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John Walker Lindh

Another ‘American Taliban’ hiding somewhere in Pakistan is Adam Gadahn sends his regards:

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The strange transformation of Adam Gadahn

Surprisingly, quite a few confused young westerners like ‘Harry’, baby boomers, children of the flower power generation, kids who grew up with all that sex & drugs & rock’n roll are only too willing to trade the freedom of the west for a total regulation of everything life has to offer: A cult, a guru, a leader, a totalitarian system, a cause. Bizarre? Weird? Maybe.
There are always some in every generation who want to change the world, though few are willing to take up weapons and go against their own culture and country-men.

The Jihad is a global movement, the ‘ummah’ gives a sense of belonging, the believer enters another universe where ‘to kill and to be killed in the way of Allah’ replaces all humanitarian priniciples….

Adam Gadahn is a close associate of Al Zawahiri & Bin Laden who seems to be running the Al Quaeda propaganda department. Recently he posted internet videos with fiery speeches ‘inviting’ people like Robert Spencer from Jihad Watch, Daniel Pipes and George Bush to Islam and to ‘leave their evil ways’- otherwise they would be….But please: Google it! find out for yourself!

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Salaam aleikum!

My name is Mamduh Habib, I am completely innocent! I was picked up in Pakistan and held in Gitmo where they fed me with halal burgers and pissed on my Koran!
I was tortured with loud pop music when all I wanted was to find a good Islamic school for my children….

Words for the song

Harry was a punk
He smelled just like a skunk
Harry was a Hippie
In need of treatment for his peepee
Harry smoked hashish
And he followed Rajneneesh…
But Harry never took a shower
In all his years of flower power

Harry found religion
Just like a homing pigeon
Harry was a Jesus freak
At the time when that was chic
Scientology was was cool
They made money of this fool
But he never took a shower in all the years
With flower power

They brainwashed Harry well and good
And then he joined the brotherhood
He went straight to Afghanistan
And there he joined the Taliban
He joined the Jihad with Osama
And there he fought in Allah’s way
But he still didn’t take no shower
In all those years with Muzzie power…

They bombed the shit out of the Taliban
And occupied Afghanistan
They captured Harry and his gun
That was the end of Harry’s fun
Harry’s parents may be rich
But now he is the prison bitch

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But he never takes a shower
He never takes a showeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr…………

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Did you know that Muhammad Dawoud aka David Hicks kept a diary?

Looks like the scribbling of a 7 year old, here…

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