My Allah Is Better

by sheikyer mami on December 19, 2006

By sheik yer’mami

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Allahu Akhbar!

Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!

Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!

My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!

My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!

My religion is better than yours!
Yes, my religion is better than yours!

Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!

Kill the Infidels! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!

Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!
Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!

Sons of monkeys! Sons of swine!
I’m gonna make your country mine!

Koran! Balaklava! AK-47!
Fifty pounds of dynamite, blow yourself to heaven!

Seventy-two virgins, what you gonna do?
Your dick’s blown off, how you gonna screw?

Bang, Bang! Boom, Boom! AK-47!
Blow yourself up and go to heaven!

It’s all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!

That dirty book for every moron!
Allahu Akhbar!

It’s all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!

That dirty book for every moron!

Do your camel! Do your donkey!
Do your goat and fuck your monkey!

Sons of monkeys! Sons of swine!
I’m gonna make your country mine!

Hijack! Car bombs! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!

Get your picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

I want my picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

Get your picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

I want my picture on Al-Jazeera!

My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!

My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!

My religion is better than yours!
Yes, my religion is better than yours!

Kill the Infidels! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!

Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

It’s all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!

That dirty book for every moron!
Allahu Akhbar!

Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

It’s all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!

That dirty book for every moron!

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Too small? Click here This is a satirical website. None of what you read here has anything to do with Islam, because Islam is a Religion of Peace. Everybody knows that good Muslims never do the things they do, (because Allah does it for them, Quran 8:12) and we know that only our misperceptions, ignorance and stereotyping of Islam makes Muslims chop off heads, kill and rape women and children, bomb subways, buses, nightclubs and fly jets into buildings. If it wasn't for the media and da Jooozzz, we wouldn't even know its happening. We welcome open, honest, thoughtful, and vigorous discussion in the comments threads, so do yourself a favour and don't accuse us of being 'haters' because we are loving, tolerant people. Don't curse us, don't threaten us with death or hellfire, and don't accuse us of being "just like the terrorists" because we don't do to Muslims what they do to us or to themselves. Yes, we know that only idiots oppose Islam and sensible people submit, but  you should know that we are ignorant bigots, hypocrites and Islamophobes, and we prefer to remain that way... But since you are forcing yourselves (and your abhorrent belief-system on us) we will defend ourselves, because we must. Avoid tu quoque and ad hominem attacks. Don't bother with circular reasoning either, we been there, done it.  If you annoy us, you will be banned and your posts summarily deleted. Try to add to the discussion, don't try to sell snake oil, don't try to cover us with Islamic shrouds of kitman and taqiyya, don't bother with da'awa, (we've heard it before) don't spam us with long pieces of cut & paste, write in English, try to tell the truth, (we know that's hard for you because you are all pathological liars) but the truth will set you free, try it! One more thing: don't think you can post here under multiple monikers. You will quickly be disappeared! The same goes for trufers and conspiracy kooks: you get one chance, one time. Blow it out of your ass if you must; put your stupidity on display. But you won't be back, trust me on that. Take a deep breath before you post, try to make some sense, do not just vent, do not make a fool of yourself and if you prove us wrong you can earn 10 Islamic dollars for your piggy bank. Deal?

{ 16 comments }

Robert December 20, 2006 at 10:45 pm

LOL nice song dude

RKMacUalraig December 21, 2006 at 2:41 pm

I LOVE IT! I’m sending this link to as many people as I can. Pure genius.

yvette December 24, 2006 at 5:53 pm

This is my first time at your blog……………I love it.
Iv seen your comments on Jihad watch. and Iloved reading them. Iwillbe allerting friends and family to your blog
Thank you, Thankyou
Yvette

Bernard December 25, 2006 at 4:23 am

Baklava is a fragrant, sweet, flaky, nutty treat popular in the middle east, Turkey and Greece. It has nothing to do with Islam per se. I think you meant balaclava in your lyric. That is a hood-like mask (or mask-like hood).

Other than that I really enjoyed your song. If you’re going to re-do it with the word balaclava in place of baklava, I hope you’ll also overdub more fuzz guitar. The ones you’ve got in there really makes it! Harmonizing twin lead guitars would make it even better!

Thanx A. Lott December 30, 2006 at 12:45 am

Keep it up brother!!! Make more songs!

sheikyermami December 30, 2006 at 5:24 pm

A special note: some misguided folks didn’t like the somewhat raunchy words to “Winds of Jihad”. Our webmaster’s take on the problem is that they words were written by people of the world who don’t like Islam, and they expressed their feelings in words more appropriate to a barroom than to a church service. If you don’t like the words, don’t read the lyrics or listen to the song. We’ve had nearly as many complaints from Christians about the Islam Comic Book website than I have had from Muslims. They say that the site is not “loving”. And radical, Islamic Jihadists are? That is so bizarre.
Well, to mitigate the problem, we have posted an “Explicit Lyrics” warning on lyrics pages that may contain language that offends the sensitive ears of certain people. It looks like this:
Caution: contains explicit lyrics.

Bernard January 1, 2007 at 11:15 pm

Very nice of you to take my suggestion to heart by changing baklava to balaclava. The song is great now. Put it on the radio! It should be in the top 10 on the pop charts!

mickey mouse January 2, 2007 at 9:13 am

this was genius. Keep up the good work please

Dougie January 26, 2007 at 12:05 pm

Damn, if you ever decide to put together a CD, email me please!

sheikyermami January 26, 2007 at 3:02 pm

Yes Dougie, the CD is in the making. How do I contact you?

dina March 3, 2007 at 1:38 am

Omg SALAMALAIKUM TO THE BROTHERS AND SISTERS;; THTS A HORRIBLE SONG ! how could you? =@ you guys do kno its not funny? ,, ALLAHUAKBAR 4REAL!

Parx from India March 13, 2007 at 1:46 pm

Gosharooty man, you are A Genius. My nation is plagued with the deadliest virus on God’s Green planet Islamobuttworshippin mussies. Good luck to you guyz in the west and , Israel and Australia. You need it ! Wipe out the muslim garbage !

Zimmerman March 14, 2007 at 8:42 am

Great work dude ! As a Jewish boy living in Israel and having to deal with the biggest scum of the Universe – ISLAM with the satanic asshole Allah and his cock suckin bitch Mo Ham MAD Puss be upon him, on behalf of all the civilized Jews, Christians, Hindus, Buddhists and Zorastrians let me take this oppurtunity to thank you and say a BiG FUCK YOU TO ALL MUSLIM ASSOLS OFFENDED BY THIS GREAT SONG ! Fact is most of us “infidels” are fed up with the Islamic menance, leftist false propoganda and communist lies fed to us that Islam is a religion of peace, fact ; Its NOT ! Time to anhilate this deadly Virus. Heck even comparing a retrovirus to a muslim cleric aka terrorist schmuck is being condescending !

Great work…we the real voices of the people of the world THANK YOU SIR for your work ! I guess, sometimes God truly works and gives us hope in mysterious ways !

dave March 17, 2007 at 1:10 am

I love your all your music sheik I really appreciate it, you’re a pure genius. Since I discovered your awesome blog on the internet I visit it almost every time when I get the chance to get only the best of news and updates on Islamic hooligans and the insane Islamic world. You have the best and coolest anti Islamic blog every, it is an anti Islamic blog with attitude I love it. You are playing a very powerful part in getting the message across to the democratic world about the huge very real serious danger the Islam cult has on the free and civilized world. I would be more than glad to buy your CD especially when the money is going into your work, fare play to you sheik.

THE ALLIES SHALL WIN March 27, 2007 at 6:49 pm

ooohhh weeeeeeee now thats what I call a religion yes sireee. All the lust and killing and sex you want . wait how come I hear the devil laughing? and that smell…is …is… is that brimstone?

allah = satan = smile muslims (hell is a summer festival) we will be waiting for you –oh yeah we have your 72 virgins yes yes. dont mind the fire….

ynkedoodl March 27, 2007 at 7:42 pm

Great lyrics. Copy and pasted the whole thing because its hard to express the dimentia of this cult any better than you have here. Keep up the great work.

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