Philistine Child

by sheikyer mami on December 20, 2006

By sheik yer’mami

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sheik yer’mami- Philistine child
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Child abuse is endemic in the Islamic world. Children are born and raised to be suicide bombers and indoctrinated with hatred. To become ‘a martyr’ is glorified, and whenever a successful attack is launched, candy is distributed and the relatives usually receive up to US$ 25.000.00 from those who support terrorism to wipe out the Jewish state.

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The Philistine Child

Verse one

My Mami said I have to be a martyr
My Daddy said I have to kill a Jew
My Imam said I have to blow myself to pieces
I’m so confused I don’t know what to do

Verse two

I don’t think I have a future as a Muslim
I’d rather be a Christian or a Jew
Why do I have to kill and die for Allah
I don’t even know if its all true….

Action:

Drop-off: car stops, father and son get out, they run, take cover.
Dogs are barking in the distance, father sez:
‘Okay little Ali, you got everything? Got your pliers, got your belt? Now watch out for the sentry, don’t get shot…. You follow the lights and then you walk into the Pizzeria, and then you pull that string…..’

Ali: ‘Dad, I don’t wanna do that…’

Dad: ‘Go, little Ali, go: Allah is waiting for you…’
Go…..Inshallah….

A while later:

Booooooooommmmmmm….

Sirens go off.
Palestinians yell ‘Allahu akhbar…’
More sirens, helicopters fly overhead,
The father, overjoyed:
“$25.000.00 dollars, what are we gonna do with all that cash!
$25.000.00 dollars, we can make make another little Ali in a flash…
We can buy a new TV and a fridge..
25.000 dollars I might just go out and buy me a new wife,
just for breeding….

Gunfire….
‘The Zionists, the Zionists are shooting at us….’

Saeb Erakat: ‘This is a totally unprovoked attack…’

‘The Zionists, the bloody Zionists…’

Gunfire…

Saeb Erakat: ‘We have to go rrright back to the negotiating table..’

Arafat: ‘ I cannot guarrrantee yourrr safety…’

Erakat: ‘This is an atrocity, this is genocide…’

Arafat:’ See what they’re doing? See what they’re doing to us?

I cannot guarantee your safety…’

Erakat: ‘Where is the international community…? This is genocide’

Arafat: “I am also elected leader…’

Gunfire, rocket propelled grenades…. Etc…

Why Young Muslims Blow Up: For Paradise, a Better World Indeed!

This article was first appeared in Angelfire which was nuked by Islamist hackers to out of existence. This article was reproduced in masada2000.com website. It is published here with slight editing.

  

What makes a young Muslim man (or woman) strap a high explosive vest on his chest and blow himself to smithereens—in Israel, for example? They say, it is for establishing a better world. It  is against Israeli “occupation.” Is it his frustration? Is it the $25,000 the family receives for Jews successfully murdered? Or is it the Quran [Koran] … the holy book of Islam!

Years ago, the Prophet Mohammed cleverly devised a devilish scheme to bribe Arabs into committing hideous crimes by promising them materialistic things which they couldn’t obtain in the harsh desert. The Quran exhort Muslims to sacrifice themselves in suicide-bombing style in order to gain access to Islam’s Paradise—a better world in the next life:

[Quran 9:111] Allah hath purchased of the believers their persons and their goods; for theirs (in return) is the garden (of Paradise): they fight in His cause, and slay and are slain:

The Islamic Paradise contained six important items: beautiful virgins, young boys, water, wine, fruits and wealth.

1. VIRGINS (HOURIS)

Mohammed knew that sex would sell very well among the group of his lecherous followers who were motivated to fight battles by the promise of sex slaves and booty. Once the followers got to heaven, they could pleasure themselves with endless sexual encounters with ‘Houris’ (beautiful young virgins)… 72 virgins girls and 28 young pre-pubescent boys. Mohammed goes one step further and expands the promise of virgins to include a free sex market where there is no limit of the number of sexual partners. Women and young boys are on display as if in a fruit market where you can choose the desired ripeness. Allah is indeed merciful!

Relevant verses from the Koran and quotes from the Hadiths:

Koran 78:31
As for the righteous, they shall surely triumph. Theirs shall be gardens and vineyards, and high-bosomed virgins for companions: a truly overflowing cup.

Koran 37:40-48
…They will sit with bashful, dark-eyed virgins, as chaste as the sheltered eggs of ostriches.

Koran 44:51-55
…Yes and We shall wed them to dark-eyed houris. (beautiful virgins)

Koran 52:17-20
…They shall recline on couches ranged in rows. To dark-eyed houris (virgins) we shall wed them…

Koran 55:56-57
In them will be bashful virgins neither man nor Jinn will have touched before. Then which of the favors of your Lord will you deny ?”

Koran 55:57-58
Virgins as fair as corals and rubies. Then which of the favors of your Lord will you deny ?”

Koran 56:7-40
…We created the houris (the beautiful women) and made them virgins, loving companions for those on the right hand.. ”

Koran 55:70-77
“In each there shall be virgins chaste and fair… Dark eyed virgins sheltered in their tents whom neither man nor Jin will have touched before..

2. YOUNG BOYS

Homosexuality was and is widely practiced in Islamic countries. To please the homosexuals among his followers he promised them pre-pubescent boys in Paradise.

Below are relevant verses from the Koran and quotes from the Hadiths:

Koran 52:24
Round about them will serve, to them, boys (handsome) as pearls well-guarded.

Koran 56:17
Round about them will serve boys of perpetual freshness.

Note: Famous poets in Arabia glorified homosexuality. Below is the poem, “Perfumed Garden” by Abu Nuwas:

O the joy of sodomy!
So now be sodomites, you Arabs.
Turn not away from it–
therein is wondrous pleasure.

Take some coy lad with kiss-curls
twisting on his temple 
and ride as he stands like some gazelle
standing to her mate.

A lad whom all can see girt with sword and belt not like your whore who has to go veiled. Make for smooth-faced boys and do your very best to mount them, for women are the mounts of the devils.

Koran 52.24
And there shall wait on them [the Muslim men] young boys of their own, as fair as virgin pearls.”

Koran 76.19
They shall be attended by boys graced with eternal youth, who will seem like scattered pearls to the beholders.”

3. WATER

One of the major problems in the desert of Arabia was shortage of pure water. Mohammed knew very well that to the Arabians, fresh water was an item of luxury. So promising them abundant pure water, river, fountains and springs in paradise would definitely lure them to murder, loot and plunder people of other religions in this life.

Relevant verses from the Koran:

Koran 13:35
This is the paradise which the righteous have been promised: it is watered by running streams..

Koran 3:198
As for those that fear their Lord, theirs shall be gardens watered by running streams in which they will abide for ever, and a goodly welcome from
God…

Koran 3:136
…These shall be rewarded with forgiveness from their Lord and with gardens watered by running streams, where they shall dwell forever. Blessed is the reward of those who do good works..

Koran 15:45
The righteous (will be) amid gardens and fountains (of clear flowing water)

Koran 22:23
As for those who have faith and who do good work, God will admit them to gardens watered by running streams..

Koran 47:15
Here is a Parable Of the Garden which the righteous are promised: In it are rivers of water incorruptible;

Koran 55:50-51
In them each will be two springs flowing free; Then which of the favors of your Lord will you deny ?

Koran 55:66-67
In them will be Two Springs pouring forth water in continuous abundance: Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny ?

Koran 44:51-55
As for the righteous, they shall be lodged in peace together amidst gardens and fountains…

Koran 56:7-40
…They shall recline on couches raised on high in the shade of thornless Lote trees and talhs; amidst gushing water…
4. WINE

Mohammed had to find more selling points besides virgins, young boys and plenty of water. What good would be of Paradise without rivers of wine for his followers? Wine was an extremely precious commodity in the dry deserts of Arabia where it was rare to find vineyards. Mohammed had a problem here- he had to include wine in his ‘Paradise-Package’ but how could he include it in the list when Allah had declared intoxicants as sinful. The only way to do this was to somehow claim that the wine in the promised Paradise was not intoxicating and therefore not sinful.

Relevant verses from the Koran:

Koran 47:15
Here is a Parable of the Garden which the righteous are promised. In it are…rivers of wine…

Koran 37:40-48
But the true servants of God shall be well provided for,…they shall be served with goblet filled at a gushing fountain, white and delicious to those who drink it. It will neither dull their senses nor befuddle them.

Koran 56:7-40
They shall recline on jeweled couches face to face, and there shalt wait on them immortal youths with bowls and ewers and a cup of purest wine:

Koran 83:23-26
The righteous will surely dwell in bliss. Reclining upon soft couches they will gaze around them: and in their faces you shall mark the glow of joy. They shall be given a pure wine to drink, securely sealed, whose very dregs are musk…
5. FRUITS

So far Mohammed has presented a very appetizing picture of Paradise, but then it struck him that sex is no fun on an empty stomach. Besides that one needs lots of nutrition in order to have the energy to perform with so many Houris and young boys. The prophet was an expert on this subject having honoured every one of his numerous wives and mistresses with a nightly visitation on one single night. Besides the only fruits he had ever gotten to taste in this life was some dates and dry pomegranates. So heaven had to be furbished with an inexhaustible supply of every variety of fruits.

Relevant verses from the Koran:

Koran 13:35
This is the paradise which the righteous have been promised.. eternal are its fruits, and eternal are its shades..

Koran 37:40-48
But the true servants of God shall be well provided for, feasting on fruit and honored in the gardens of delight…

Koran 43:68-73
…Such will be the garden of which ye are made heirs for your deeds. Ye shall have therein abundance of fruit, from which ye shall have satisfaction.

Koran 47:15
Here is a Parable Of the Garden which the righteous are promised: …In it are rivers of milk of which the taste never changes; rivers of wine, a joy to those who drink; And rivers of honey pure and clear. In it there are for them all kinds of fruits; And grace from their Lord..

Koran 55:52-53
In them there will be fruits of every kind, two and two. Then which of the favors of your Lord will you deny ?

Koran 55:54-55
…The fruit of the gardens will be near and easy to reach. Then which of the favors of your Lord will you deny ?

Koran 55:68-69
In them will be Fruits, And dates and pomegranates: Then which of the favors of your Lord will you deny ?

Koran 44:51-55
…Secure against all ills, they shall call for every kind of fruit..

Koran 56:7-40
They shall recline on jeweled couches face to face, and there shalt wait on them immortal youths with …fruits of their own choices and flesh of fowls that they relish..

Koran 76:13-21
…Reclining there upon soft couches, they shall feel neither the scorching heat nor the biting cold. Trees will spread their shade around them, and fruits will hang in clusters over them…

6. WEALTH

Mohammed wanted to ensure that his followers would not be obsessed with ‘worldly things’ in this life. So he made sure that they have plenty of worldly things to pursue in heaven.

The relevant verses from the Koran:

Koran 22:23
As for those who have faith and who do good work, God will admit them to gardens watered by running streams. They shall be decked with pearls and bracelets of gold, and arrayed in garments of silk.

Koran 43:68-73
Enter ye the Garden, Ye and your wives, in beauty and rejoicing. To them will be passed round, dishes and goblets of gold: there will be there all that soul could desire, all that the eyes could delight in: and ye shall
abide there in..

Koran 55:70-77
..They shall recline on green cushions and fine carpets. Then which of the favors of your Lord will you deny ?

Koran 44:51-55
As for the righteous, they shall be lodged in peace together amidst gardens and fountains, arrayed in rich silks and fine brocade…

Koran 55:54-55
They will recline on carpets, whose inner linings will be of rich brocade…

Koran 56:7-40
They shall recline on jeweled couches..

Koran 76:13-21
..They shall be arrayed in garments of fine green silk and rich brocade, and adorned with bracelets of silver..

Mohammed’s promise of an Islamic Paradise that glittered with the fulfillment of all sorts of worldly desires was nothing but a sinister ploy to recruit those who had no hope or expectation of ever getting these things in their “real” lives. Knowing that they are assured of such a Paradise simply because they follow Islam, Muslims can go around committing plunder, rape, looting, murder and, yes, even blowing themselves up! 

It is the picture of this “Paradise” that has motivated Muslims over the centuries to cut down people of other religions, to desecrate their places of worship and mistreat them in the name of Allah. Is this a “Religion of Peace” or is it “Madness!”

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