Why settle for feeding Somali kids in Minneapolis, when we can also feed them in Somalia?
We gotta bring them here so that we don’t have to feed them there, or something…
We’ve tried everything so far to stop global warming and it hasn’t worked…
1. We renamed it ‘Climate Change’
2. We banned plastic bags
3. We banned lightbulbs
4. We banned cars (at least in California)
5. We made a Swedish dwarf into a celebrity but she abandoned the planet to support Hamas
Meanwhile the planet has melted. The seas have risen. And the only 8.1 billion survivors are located on small strips of land between the Atlantic, Pacific, Indian and several other oceans.
All that’s left is free school lunches for Somalia. Handing out free meals to Somalis in Minnesota cost $250 million in fraud. Just imagine how green school lunches for Somalia will be.
Following a high-level discussion at The Rockefeller Foundation on the margins of the 80th session of the United Nations General Assembly, the governments of Brazil, France, and Somalia, as well as the World Food Program (WFP) released a joint statement calling for the integration of resilient and regenerative school meals into national climate policies to address nutrition insecurity and unlock markets needed to transition to a more resilient food system.
This is what happens when you outsource policy to a random number generator. Add resilient and regenerative heroin into national climate policies to transition to a more resilient drug trafficking system. Add resilient and regenerative Iranian nukes into national climate policies to transition to a more resilient nuclear attack (the Rockefellers are fans of that one.) Add resilient and regenerative prostitution into national climate policies to transition to a more resilient political development scheme for Washington D.C.
Anyway the key name in there is the UN’s World Food Program which has faked more famines than a dieting teenage girl trying to skip class.
Despite claims by the UN that half of Yemen’s children were “severely malnourished” and that 85,000 children had died from malnutrition, the country’s population actually shot up from 30 million to 39 million.
Last December, Cindy McCain, the executive director of the World Food Program, claimed that the organization could “use $17 billion right now” because “people in Syria will starve to death.”
McCain and the WFP have also been insisting that Afghanistan was on the verge of famine, and once again blamed President Trump’s aid cuts (that were benefiting the Taliban). Back in 2021, Cindy McCain tweeted, “millions of people in Afghanistan are facing starvation this winter.”
They didn’t starve to death in Afghanistan, in Syria, in Gaza, in Somalia, in Yemen or anywhere else.
On to Somalia then. I bet there’s lots of fake kids to feed there. Continue reading UN Declares We Need to Give School Lunches to Somalia to Stop Global Warming
