You couldn’t make this s#*t up, its just too bizarre:
Free Pork for all!
A group of Muslims have opposed plans for a pet food factory to be built as possible pork emissions will violate their religious rights.
Butchers Pet Care could shelve plans for a factory in Coton Park, near Rugby, because angry Asian families have complained to their residents’ association about pork smells drifting into their garden.
Muslim residents in the area also claim the pork will effectively “rain down” on their homes and gardens after the factory’s 100ft chimney has pumped the meat extracts into the atmosphere.
The Coton Park Residential Association said they have received complaints from Muslims – who are directed to not eat pork by the Qur’an – and are taking the matter very seriously.
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Muslim families are worried that the pet food factory will infect the air with pork emissions and violate their religious beliefs
One family who live less than 100 yards from the proposed factory, but who did not wish to be identified, said: “A significant proportion of meats used in the pet foods processes are pig meat.
“Our religion expressly forbids us to consume pig meat in any form.
“Because of the way in which this meat material will leave the factory and give that the area can be ‘rained upon’ we will be consuming pork via inhalation of this ‘rain’.
“Not only that but our clothes will be contaminated by pork.”
Another family from the Coton Park housing estate said: “The owners of the proposed factory do not dispute the claim that meat extracts of pork will be pumped into the atmosphere via a 100ft chimney.
“They have said there will not be any chemical treatment proposed to treat the meat extracts before they leave the factory.”
Association spokesperson Grant Scott said: “Several families have complained because of the smell of the pork, and also if the factory is cooking with it, pork particles and odour could rain down on them from the chimney at some point.
“It was something we hadn’t taken on board before but it’s definitely important and is a very delicate issue.
“If Muslims are unhappy about it, then Jews may complain for the same reason, and Hindus may complain because of their beliefs about cows being sacred animals.
“There is a significant Muslim element in our area, so there is a potential problem.”
Another Muslim family added: “A Muslim is obliged to be clean spiritually, mentally and physically.
“Abstention from eating flesh of swine is one of the obligations a Muslim must observe to attain purity of the soul and of the human nature.
“Therefore, we believe that not only will we be contaminated but also our faith by the owners of this proposed pet food plant.
“In this country we are allowed the right to follow our religion and religious beliefs. By allowing this plan to go ahead our religious rights are being swept to one side for what appears to be economic greed.
“We feel sure that there are other areas where this factory could be built that would not impact on us or others like us.”
The Environmental Health Agency are investigating the potential affects, with a decision about the factory’s future due in September.
The pet food company said there is an ‘almost 99% guarantee’ the smell of pork would not reach the Coton Meadows residential area.
A statement from Butchers Pet Care said: “The majority of our natural products are beef and poultry.
“Pork ingredients account for less than 10% of our range.
“At Coton Park we plan to introduce state-of-the-art odour extraction through the chimney stack.
“An environmental impact report has already concluded that emissions at the proposed Coton Park site should not have an adverse impact on air quality and odour levels.
“We would like to reiterate that we do not burn any animal materials.”
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There is a way to solve this problem…..
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Suppose a Muslim eats food grown on a field fertilized with pig byproducts?
Suppose a Muslim shakes hands with someone right after they ate a ham sandwich?
Suppose a Muslim eats off a plate that once had sausage on it?
Suppose a Muslim breathes the same air a pig did?
Suppose these Muslims quit having pig phobia, get a life or get the hell to the ummah so that we don’t have to hear of such asinine stories anymore??? These people are patently ridiculous.
Humidity is rising – Barometer’s getting low
According to all sources, the street’s the place to go
Cause today for the first time
Just about half-past four
For the first time in history
It’s gonna start raining pork!
Old slogan: “A chicken in every pot” …
New slogan: “A pig on every doorstep”
“Not only that but our clothes will be contaminated by pork.”
These Muslims don’t seem to object to the smell of burning infidels, who may well have been eating pork prior to being exploded in the Alla-sanctioned manner. Perhaps a little “cultural sensitivity and diversity training” could help with their porcophobia (search).
And some people are worried about radioactive fallout!
I must be missing something,lol! I never worried about porcine fallout before.
I guess the only safe place for them to live is in some islamic desert.
Qantas recently modified its Flying Kangaroo logo – I’d go with the Flying Pig every time (mainly because I know who wouldn’t be on it).
Hey.. if the air in AUS or in the other Western Lands are too full of PIG whatever-it-may-be.. JUST GET THE FOOK OUT OF HERE!!!
GO BACK TO SOWdi arabiia and leave US THE FOOK ALONE ALREADY!!
Just HOPE we don’t start thinking about liberating meca and restoring the JOOZ as the rightful OWNERS!!
We’ll make swine troughs of your black moon stone, bitches!!
Oooh.. the HAM from Moonstone-fed SWINE shall cost dearly as it will be a true delicacy!!!
I may not see this happen in my lifetime.. but WORDS and IDEAS live on in cyberspace FOREVER!!
To be honest with you islamofascists.. you’ve ALREADY GONE TOO FAR with many of us!!
You think we are weak and complacent based on how our treasonous guvmints and our dhimmedia are treating you.
It took us EIGHT HUNDRED YEARS to Reclaim Andalusia!!
And we DID!!
So far we haven’t come to claim ANY of your lands. Yet.
You act so triumphant yet all you are doing is awaken people like HOLGER DANSKER.. and THOR.. and ARMINIUS… and many more whose names I don’t yet know!
You should’ve been DAMN HAPPY to let us PUMP your oil and PAY YOU dearly FOR IT, bitches!!
Now you think us weak. Good.. We can kill a thousand of you for not even a tenth of one of US!
Once we AGREE to act upon our prowess you shall be ANNIHILATED once and for all.. and the KINGDOM of ISRAEL shall stretch from the Mediterranean Sea all the way to RUSSIA and the Black Sea!!
WE don’t want your land.. but we are beginning to realize that the Jews are much better and much more stable and peaceful custodians of that land.. which was truly never yours to begin with since you stole it from the Jews.
So WE will do the WORK OF GOD and give the Jew back ALL their LANDS!!
And we will drive the devils from the Lands of the Jews.. The God of the Chosen People will reward those who take sides WITH HIS CHOSEN and we shall perhaps becom ONE WITH THEM in due time..
HOW about THAT for prophecy, you mahometan bitches??!!!
Yes, we Europeans can REDEEM ourselves by HELPING ISRAEL and the JEWISH People to RECLAIM their original LANDS!!
islam has GONE TOO FAR!! MY ***WAR*** against pislam is NO LONGER DEFENSIVE!!!
THEY have raised the stakes!!
Les jeux sont faites…
Allahfanculo:
‘So far we haven’t come to claim ANY of your lands. Yet.’
‘So far we haven’t claimed any of OUR lands back, yet’-
There, fixed it for you.
Could someone please inform our invaders that alcohol is in just about everything from paint to petrol and that living amongst the kafr and all their toys is detrimental to muslim sensibilities, please, pretty please…
This makes me want to go eat a ham sandwich and then ask a muslim to pull my finger – I will pollute their air with pork!
Go the fook back to sand-land. If you think our country is so bad, that is your ALLAH given right (the part about going back to Somalia, Muslabad, Bhadbag or wherever you want. Stop eating pork, but don’t impose your bullsh*t on the rest of us.
Let these Mohammedans have their way, we’ll all be eating sandy goat in the stone age.
Pork rain! Great idea. Don’t get any on your prayer rug. BTW point your ASSES toward Mecca, not toward the west.
Thus the continued Islamization/Talibanization of the United Kingdom continues. White Britons – beware, possibly abandon ship?