‘Isa’- the Muslim Jesus

by sheikyermami on December 26, 2007

* Today we increasingly hear and read that Christianity and Islam ‘share’ Jesus, that he belongs to both religions. So also with Abraham: there is talk of the West’s ‘Abrahamic civilization’ where once people spoke of ‘Judeo-Christian civilization’. This shift of thinking reflects the growing influence of Islam.

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* But “Isa’-, Muhammad’s perverted Jesus, has nothing in common with the Jesus of the Christians:

‘Isa’ Will Abolish Christianity

‘Muslims believe Jesus will come back, break the cross and lead the war against the kaffirs’-

There’s more: Jesus will come back, break the cross, kill the swine and abolish the jiziyah.

The swine, that’s us folks, just in case you’re wondering.

The killing of the swine is so that the “Christian belief of its lawfulness is belied.” The reason for abolishing the jizyah tax (the compulsory poll-tax that non-Muslims must pay in order to live in a Muslim land) is based on the idea that when Jesus returns, the jizyah tax will no longer be accepted. The only choice that Christians will have is to accept Islam or die.

* Here’s a summary:

Let’s review the various defining characteristics and actions of the Muslim Jesus upon his return to the earth:

1. Jesus is said to return to the earth in the last-days near a mosque in Damascus.

2. He will arrive at a time when the Mahdi and his army will be preparing to pray.

3. He will be offered to lead the prayer by the Mahdi, but will decline in direct deference to the Mahdi who Jesus declares to be the leader of the Muslims.

4. He will then pray behind the Mahdi as a subordinate.

5. He will be a faithful Muslim


6. He will make pilgrimage to Mecca.


7. He will visit Muhammad’s grave, and salute Muhammad, whereby Muhammad will return the salute from the grave.

8. He will destroy Christianity.

9. He will repeal the jizyah tax thus causing the only option for Jews and Christians to convert to Islam or die.


10. He will establish Islamic Shari’ah (Law) throughout the entire earth.


11. He will kill the Antichrist and his followers made up largely of Jews and women.

12. He will remain on the earth for roughly forty years, during which time he will marry, have children and then die.

As we have clearly seen, the Muslim Jesus, in both his nature and actions is far different than the biblical Jesus. Rather than coming to reign as King and Messiah over all the earth from Jerusalem, Jesus instead comes to convert the world to Islam or kill those who refuse to do so. Instead of coming to save and deliver faithful Christians and Jews, he comes instead to kill and slaughter them.

Read it all:

‘Isa, the Muslim Jesus

Now read from Surah 5: 72-75.

72. They do blaspheme who say: “(Allah) is Christ the son of Mary.” But said Christ: “O Children of Israel! Worship Allah, my Lord and your Lord.” Whoever joins other gods with Allah,- Allah will forbid him the garden, and the Fire will be his abode. There will for the wrongdoers be no one to help.

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73. They do blaspheme who say: Allah is one of three in a Trinity: for there is no god except One Allah. If they desist not from the word (of blasphemy), verily a grievous penalty will befall the blasphemers among them.

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74. Why turn they not to Allah, and seek His forgiveness? For Allah is Oftforgiving, Most Merciful.

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75. Christ the son of Mary was no more than an apostle; many were the apostles that passed away before him. His mother was a woman of truth. They had both to eat their (daily) food. See how Allah doth make His signs clear to them; yet see in what ways they are deluded away from the truth!

Again we can read in the Hadith that they say Jesus was not God but just man and will judge Christians who believe differently. -Hadith 4:657

Allah is the Best of Deceivers.” Jesus of Nazareth is an historical personage. Issa of the Qur’an is an ahistorical fiction. The mother of the Islamic Jesus is Mary–Maryam, the Miriam of our Old Testament (Tanakh, if you will), who is the sister of Moses and Aaron! Eighteen Centuries between Moses and Jesus are juxtaposed! That, and a host of other anachronisms and revisions–RIDICULOUS!! 

* Indeed. But the difference between us and them is that they kill and die for this shit. And we live in denial! 

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* No, Yusuf: we have nothing in common.

Anyhow: Lets celebrate diversity:

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Mullah Lodabullah December 26, 2007 at 2:32 pm

* 1. Jesus is said to return to the earth in the last-days near a mosque in Damascus.

This is the warning Jesus gave of false christs and false prophets who would appear in the last-days, and deceive many …

Mark 13:21/22 – “And then if anyone says to you, ‘Behold, here is the Christ’; or, ‘Behold, He is there’; do not believe him; for false Christs and false prophets will arise, and will show signs and wonders, in order to lead astray, if possible, the elect.”

… when it comes to false prophets, they don’t come much falser than Mo.

R_not December 26, 2007 at 9:01 pm

thanks, this is a great post putting it all together about the muslim perversion of our Christ.

will January 29, 2008 at 9:29 pm

I have a word for this ISA…

ANTICHRIST!!

MyDream's_world_can_know_Jesus June 1, 2008 at 2:51 am

OK! It’s great news! Thank you…Jesus with U, All…!

SABRY 007 Sri lanka October 14, 2008 at 3:24 pm

Did Jesus (Peace Be Upon Him-pbuh)speak English? Greek? or Hebrew?

If he did speak Hebrew as he was a Jew then how come none had in his lifetime ever called him Jesus? Because Jesus was not a Hebrew or Jewish name, His real name was “Yeshua” from which you get the word “YESU”pronounced as “ee-ay-su” “h” is silent and in Arabic which is a sister language of Hebrew “Yeshua” or “YESU”is called as “Isa” pronounced as “eey-sa” which was much later latinized as JESUS, so if you ever meet him on his 2nd coming and you call out “ Jesus my Lord & My God” he will never look at you! He wouldn’t know whom your calling! Because it was not his name.
It’s what his father and mother and his brothers and sisters called him and it’s how his followers knew him. Probably the name was pronounced in the rough regional dialect of Galilee as ‘Yesu’…”eesu” (Akenson, 2000, p. 57).
ISLAM’s Prophet Mohammad(Pbuh) and 1.3 Billion Muslims got it right as always but 1.5 Billion so called followers of Jesus got it all wrong! They don’t even know their so called God’s name!

Prophet Mohammad (pbuh) is not the author of the Quran, he was only a prophet and a human being to whom God’s revalation came. The Quran rightly talks of Mary (Pbuh) with much respect and calls her as a “Woman Chosen above all nations” or “best of womenkind” God does not confuse names & times like you Christians do, he rightly Calls “ISA Son Of Mary” or in your words “Jesus Son of Mary”.

If you would like to learn more about the real Jesus contact me on alliedint@eureka.lk

I will be more than happy to open your eyes to the real Gospel of Jesus!

NOT AVAILABLE April 8, 2009 at 7:33 pm

MY GOD IS JESUS NOT ALLAH. If allah is muslim for jesus then it is so. But his proper name is jesus. He is the son of mary and came to set his captives free. He loves everyone around the world even muslims. They are all his children even if they say no. On the cross he said “Father forgive they know not what they do”. If your god (allah) is so merciful then why will he kill christians and jews. for doing right. Our god is forgiving. He natively spoke herbrew but he understands all.

saad ahmed May 27, 2009 at 8:00 am

jesus kills those who will come to kill his friends .Jews have never believed in jesus they are responsible as u believe for sending jesus to cross so this time they will come to eliminate him again so naturally in self defense he will fight to protect himself .Jesus and Muslims kill to make sure they are not eliminated .As far as the christians are concerned they will actually most of them shall convert to Islam when they will see jesus descend from the heavens at the end of days .I really dont wish to make any one angry over here i am just trying to help by adding more truth to the story. Be at peace children of Abraham

Mullah Lodabullah May 27, 2009 at 9:00 am

Jesus Christ is the son of God, saad. “allah” has no son, and is not god,
only one of satan’s sockpuppets. I doubt that islam will exist after the
battles described in Ezekiel 38 & 39 take place – the Jews will be kept
busy for some time marking & burying the bodies & body parts of the
invading jihadis, in order to cleanse the Holy Land (Israel).

“allah” and his false prophet Mo specifically deny that Jesus Christ was crucified, so there is little point in muslims like you attributing His death to Jews, since the “holy” koran blasphemously denies
that it happened.

Get it right – see sura 4:157

By the way, Christians won’t convert to islam when Jesus Christ
returns to catch up the dead and living saints – muslims will be
left behind to endure the Great Tribulation, & most will be
destroyed.

“For the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with
the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet of God, and the
dead in Christ will rise first. Then we who are alive and remain
will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the
Lord in the air, and so we shall always be with the Lord.”
(1 Thessalonians 4:16&17)

Nothing whatsoever to do with blasphemous muslims, islam, or
its false prophet and his lies and blasphemies.

Huddie February 13, 2010 at 11:04 pm

Allah is the Arabic word for God, just as every language has their own word. Our Lord Jesus Christ is the Son of the Living God. The only way to the only true God is through our Lord Jesus Christ. Rejection of this truth will result in receiving the ultimate penalty, which is HELL.

hello May 19, 2010 at 4:26 pm

can i just say, that when it says swine, it actually means pig. you know the actual meaning. because in islam it is a sin to eat pig, so when Isa returns he will kill one to show that eating them is wrong.

Mullah Lodabullah May 19, 2010 at 5:43 pm

1. Jesus is said to return to the earth in the last-days near a mosque in Damascus.

If muslims had heeded the words of the prophets of God, let alone the Son of God, they would find the following prophecy, making it unlikely that a counterfeit Jesus will return to Damascus …

“The burden of Damascus. Behold, Damascus is taken away from being a city, and it shall be a ruinous heap.” – prophet Isaiah 17:1

sheikyermami May 19, 2010 at 7:53 pm

The poster above who posts under “hello” appears to be a simple soul who doesn’t know much about his religion.

Perhaps he should learn to do some close reading, or research a subject matter before commenting on it. But nobody reads anything anymore these days, not even bills with 2000 pages that need to be signed so “people can find out what’s in it”.

For us old-fashioned folk who likes to know what we’re talking about I’m afraid we have to keep slaving away, hoping to wake some sleeping dogs.

But before I despair, please take your time and watch Bat Yeor describing beautifully the Islamic perspective, here on youtube:

Bat Ye’or at the Vienna Forum, May 9, 2010
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2010/05/bat-yeor-at-the-vienna-forum-may-9-2010.html

Bat Ye’Or’s video illustrates again the dichotomy or dualism of Islam. Islam claims Jesus as “Isa”, a muslim prophet, denying the existence of biblical history as Islam claims all biblical figures and history as Muslim. Additionally claiming all existence prior to biblical & Judaic times, all were Muslim.

At the same time, Islam destroys or erases remnants of history and historic artifacts that reflect specific religious cultural existence because they are jahiliyya, representing the pre-Islamic age of ignorance.

Again, playing both sides of the fence, Islam confesses a period of Jahiliyya (pre-Islamic)existed and is not worthy of preservation or acknowledgement yet claims people of the book and those that came prior to the biblical period were all Muslims.

Fitzgerald: History and Jahiliyya
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2008/01/fitzgerald-history-and-jahiliyya.html

SM May 19, 2010 at 8:34 pm

Yehoshuwa is the original hebrew name,
Yeshua is the aramaic short form.
isa is arabic version,
the english Jesus is from the greek version Iesus.
allah is just another title for god in arabic, malayan
and bahasa indonesian,
If allah is the NAME of your god, than you’re talking
about the moon-god.
isa and mary of the quran are not the same as Yeshua and
Miriam in the Bible.
The transfer of the quran is contaminated anyway.
Yeshua spoke mostly aramaic, but also hebrew, greek and latin
during the earthly life, but knows (now) all languages anyway!

Ahsan May 26, 2010 at 7:26 am

Muslim’s Jesus and christian jesus, both are same with different name christian call him jesus while muslim call him Isa.

christians are more near to muslims then jews.

jews are the enemy of both muslims and christians.

muslims and christians should unite against jews.

Mullah Lodabullah May 26, 2010 at 8:24 am

* Muslim’s Jesus and christian jesus, both are same

Really, Ahsan? It’s amazing what can be learned on here sometimes :)

The muslim “Isa” is not the son of the muslim god, while Jesus Christ is the Son of God, and has a number of titles, including Lion of the Tribe of Judah (Revelation 5:5).

* jews are the enemy of both muslims and christians

Really? If Jesus Christ is the King of the Jews, the Messiah, would it not logically follow that Jesus Christ is the enemy of “both muslims and christians”?

* muslims and christians should unite against jews.

Really? The Jews are descendants of Abram / Abraham, and in a covenant relationship with God, who will bless those who bless the Jews, and curse those who curse the Jews. (Revelation 5:5)

Bring down the curse of God upon yourself and muslims if you must, but Christians have no mandate to boast against the natural branches, and are warned against doing so (Romans 11:17)

“And if some of the branches be broken off, and you, being a wild olive tree, were grafted in among them, and with them partake of the root and fatness of the olive tree;”

Oh, and if you want to unite against Jews, then you will have the opportunity to take part in Ezekiel’s battle (Ezekiel 38 / 39), or Armagedddon (Revelation 16:16), but this is not recommended.

“And they gathered them together into the place which is called in Hebrew Har-Magedon.”

islam is doomed.

human June 20, 2010 at 4:54 pm

u talked about somethings r going to do in the future to be fair read about jesus in bible and quran u r gonna know that jesus in bible he is the one in the quran

human June 20, 2010 at 4:58 pm

u need to know that people said son of god about the the man who obey god jesus never said worship me or we r three gods in one im sure thats true jesus would talked about it and explain it in bible

human June 20, 2010 at 5:03 pm

Did Jesus (Peace Be Upon Him-pbuh)speak English? Greek? or Hebrew?

If he did speak Hebrew as he was a Jew then how come none had in his lifetime ever called him Jesus? Because Jesus was not a Hebrew or Jewish name, His real name was “Yeshua” from which you get the word “YESU”pronounced as “ee-ay-su” “h” is silent and in Arabic which is a sister language of Hebrew “Yeshua” or “YESU”is called as “Isa” pronounced as “eey-sa” which was much later latinized as JESUS, so if you ever meet him on his 2nd coming and you call out “ Jesus my Lord & My God” he will never look at you! He wouldn’t know whom your calling! Because it was not his name.
It’s what his father and mother and his brothers and sisters called him and it’s how his followers knew him. Probably the name was pronounced in the rough regional dialect of Galilee as ‘Yesu’…”eesu” (Akenson, 2000, p. 57).
ISLAM’s Prophet Mohammad(Pbuh) and 1.3 Billion Muslims got it right as always but 1.5 Billion so called followers of Jesus got it all wrong! They don’t even know their so called God’s name!

Prophet Mohammad (pbuh) is not the author of the Quran, he was only a prophet and a human being to whom God’s revalation came. The Quran rightly talks of Mary (Pbuh) with much respect and calls her as a “Woman Chosen above all nations” or “best of womenkind” God does not confuse names & times like you Christians do, he rightly Calls “ISA Son Of Mary” or in your words “Jesus Son of Mary”.

If you would like to learn more about the real Jesus contact me on alliedint@eureka.lk

I will be more than happy to open your eyes to the real Gospel of Jesus!

Mullah Lodabullah June 20, 2010 at 5:09 pm

* I will be more than happy to open your eyes to the real Gospel of Jesus!

The Holy Spirit opened my eyes to Jesus Christ and His sacrifice for me, and helps me to see through fakes like you, peddling another gospel, which is anathema.

islam is doomed, along with its “god”, false prophet, and deluded followers. Flee from it – run for your life!

Mullah Lodabullah June 20, 2010 at 5:17 pm

* if you ever meet him on his 2nd coming and you call out “ Jesus my Lord & My God” he will never look at you!

Really? So the Shepherd is incapable of recognising his sheep?

Maybe you should ask Him – would He recognise you, human?
If so, on what basis?

“My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me: And I give them eternal life; they will never come to destruction, and no one will ever take them out of my hand.” – Jesus Christ, the Son of God
( john 10:27 & 28)

Who do you follow, human? Jesus Christ, or the false prophet Mo?

Think carefully – Jesus Christ gives eternal life, based on His sacrificial death and resurrection. “allah” and its false prophet give no such thing.

kaw June 20, 2010 at 5:28 pm

Human,
you are a muslim cretin – piss off! BTW Mohammed was a rapist, murderer and general criminal. The very fact you follow him shows your worth. Get lost!!!

kaw June 20, 2010 at 5:30 pm

Ahsan,
I am proud to call Jewish people my friends. We have more in common with the Jewish folk than with the rabid, hateful, murderous scum that represent islam and the delusional uttering of a rapist and murderer.

SM June 20, 2010 at 6:14 pm

Bad reading Ahsan,
the biblical jesus and the quranical isa are different and are both
limitations of the YHWH manifestation due to human scriptural interpretation.
Human did not read well either; Yeshua spoke aramaic, hebrew,
greek and latin then, but speaks all languages NOW.
To believe in the quran as the last revelation of god puts muhammed
on the same level as joseph smith with the book of mormon and
family radio with allegorical numeral revelations.
They all lack the indwelling, revelation, charisma and guidance of
the YHWH Ruach.

Leen August 18, 2010 at 6:14 pm

Those people are F*cked up! I am Muslim and in the Quran it says that we should respect Jesus, a true Muslim believes in him, if not, he’s not a true Muslim, those idiots in the picture are not true Muslims!

Mullah Lodabullah August 18, 2010 at 6:41 pm

* a true Muslim believes in him

Really, Leen? Does a true muslim believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God, and was crucified for our sins, or does a true muslim mock, blaspheme and deny, like those in the picture above?

Your eternal destiny hinges upon your answer.

SM August 18, 2010 at 8:36 pm

Official numbers of christians & muslims;
2.3 billion christians and 1,5 billion muslims, (human was wrong).

muslims believe in isa, who can not be proven to be the biblical Yeshua.

Religious people are always limited because they only have their books & scriptures without inspiration, revelation, guidance and
experience of the Ruach which leaves them with dead religion, mass
indoctrination and fanaticism.

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