Magic Muslim POTUS to address Muslim world from Al-Azahr
by sheikyermami on May 11, 2009
- Wow! What Honor! This is big news: but why not from Mecca? The Kaaba would be a more suitable soapbox, no?
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Obama invited to address Muslim world from Al-Azhar
Not only have Egypt’s ulema “condoned Obama’s decision to visit Cairo next month and to address the Arab and Muslim world from that city,” but they are inviting him to do it from Al-Azhar, the world’s most authoritative Sunni institution, which, incidentally, permits suicide-bombings. “Egyptian Mufti Invites Obama to Address Muslims from Al-Azhar Mosque,” from MEMRI, May 10:
Egyptian Mufti Dr. ‘Ali Gum’a and other Al-Azhar scholars have condoned Obama’s decision to visit Cairo next month and to address the Arab and Muslim world from that city, and have invited him to give his address from the Al-Azhar mosque. Dr. Gum’a stated that this would promote a culture of dialogue between Islam and the West.
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Before the One leaves office there will a Hajj trip. Sour icing on the cake of deception.
Well thanks to this site and similar sites , we all know he is a fake..I can’t bare to watch or listen when he is on TV..something about his voice and his platitudes…More sorrow for the American people.
No chance of O-BOW-ma getting a bacon sandwich either as all the Pigs which an Egptian cleric says are descended from Jews will be dead just like Jews should be. Oh wait O-bow-ma is a closet Mohammedan too he would never eat bacon.
Well the liberal idiots in Washington still probably won’t get the clue that not only is he most Marxist but he is also a Muslim as we said all along. Now why could that be? Ummm…the clues were there before but “infidels” are NOT allowed in Mecca: ONLY MUSLIMS! Hello libnuts? America? World?