Breaking News: Saudi Invents Ass-Bomb!
by sheikyermami on August 31, 2009
From Iraq the Model via Tim Blair
- Who said Arabs never invented anything?

“IRED”
That stands for Improvised Rectal Explosive Device; Al-Qaeda’s newest weapon.
- Update: There may have been, uh, dry runs for this sort of thing.
* I’m sure Winds of Jihad cartoonist Shem will come up with a great cartoon to celebrate this memorable event:
The suicide bomber who tried to assassinate a Saudi prince used an unusual place to conceal his explosive charge; his anus.
GulfNews
Pic snatched from the Tundra Tabloids:
Qaeda attack on Prince part of wider plot

Al-Arabiya, a Saudi-owned television network, said the attacker concealed the explosives in his anus, allowing him to evade detection. The network also quoted an expert as saying that the method of concealment aimed the blast away from the target, while blowing the bomber to bits.
Gladly the attack failed, otherwise Iraqi officials would freak out and demand that all visitors to government offices have their anuses probed before entry.
But seriously, how did he place the explosives in his anus? I don’t think he could’ve done it on his own. But on the other hand if someone else helped him do it then that makes the whole operation unholy, and very gay, right?
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Imagine the screams of “islamophobia!”, “upset sensibilities!” and lack of “respeck” for muslims when full cavity searches are mandatory at
airports & other places frequented by the peaceful ones.
Woww,i’m laughing….it’s a great news, Finally they invented something that was very long,it is normal that came from the only thing they know best and very well ….I mean the Asshole.
Solkhal’ll certainly agree with that. (Anus Related Stuff)
Defence will be:
(a) He didn’t know it was illegal to stick a cracker up his clacker
(b) He was going to perform a party trick at a birthday
(c) He has a history of rectal illness
(d) All the above
That is the funniest Wind-Breaking news I’ve heard in a long time.
What is the definition of a Saudi colon wudoo?
Stick some nitro-glycerin up your ass, mention At-Tasmiyyah, and do your daily prayers banging your head on a concrete floor facing Mecca.
What puts fear into the minds of every Middle-eastern homosexual?
Saudi Ass-bombs! Ahhhh! Boom!
“Al Qaeda Suicide Bomber Who Targeted Saudi Prince Came from Yemen ”
Maye he got blown back to the Yemen – which way was he facing ?
And who blows themselves up , for God’s sake ?
For ANY cause ?
You have to be stark staring mad to give up your life for nothing –
to give up your life to save another ( you’ll never save anyone blowing yourself up ) , that’s wonderful / admirable .
Mad, completely mad !
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