Saudi Cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid Describes the Virgins of Paradise and States: In Paradise, One Has the Strength of 100 Men in Eating, Drinking, and Sex

by sheikyermami on September 29, 2009

He knows! He just knows! He’s been there, done it….?

“…the women of Paradise are pure, unblemished, menstruation-free, free of feces, urine, phlegm, children… Moreover, Allah cleaned them of all impure and foul things, both in appearance and character. In character, they are not jealous, hateful, or angry. They are not greedy….”

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Following are excerpts from an interview with Syrian-born Saudi cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid, which aired on Al-Majd TV on July 25, 2009.

Interviewer: How does one conduct relationships in Paradise – whether with the black-eyed virgins or with Muslim women who entered Paradise?

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Muhammad Al-Munajid: Allah said that the black-eyed virgins are beautiful white young women, with black pupils and very white retinas, whose skin is so delicate and bright that it causes confusion. Allah said that they are like hidden pearls. They have wide eyes, and they have not been touched by man or jinn. They are virgins, who yearn for their husbands. They are all the same age, morally and physically beautiful. They are like precious gems and pearls in their splendor, their clarity, their purity, and their whiteness. They are like hidden pearls – as pure as a pearl within a shell, untouched by man. Each one of them is so beautiful that you can see the bone-marrow through the delicate flesh on their legs.

Such brilliant beauty does not exist in this world. Where can you find such beauty? Whereas the women of this world may suffer, for days and nights, from menstruation, from blood for 40 days after childbirth, from vaginal bleeding and from diseases – the women of Paradise are pure, unblemished, menstruation-free, free of feces, urine, phlegm, children… Moreover, Allah cleaned them of all impure and foul things, both in appearance and character. In character, they are not jealous, hateful, or angry. They are not greedy.

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They are restricted to tents, locked up for the husband. There is no such thing as going out. When he comes home – they are there. There is no such thing in Paradise as a man coming home and not finding his wife there. Allah described them as women who lower their gaze, and never look at anybody but their husband. As for deriving pleasure – the man is given the strength of…

Interviewer: Sheik Muhammad, you said she looks only at her husband, but today, things are different. Today, husbands don’t look only at their wives, or vice versa – except for a few, on whom Allah has taken mercy.

Muhammad Al-Munajid: There are some pious, pure men, who have eyes only for their wives, and there are some pious, pure, and obedient wives, who have eyes only for their husbands. But today, in the marketplace, in films, and so on, people’s eyes roam freely. The Internet… The people of this world… There is a big difference when it comes to deriving pleasure. In this world, men work hard and tire themselves out in order to derive pleasure. The Prophet Muhammad says that in Paradise, a man gets the strength of 100 men when it comes to eating, drinking, passion, and sex.

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Mullah Lodabullah September 29, 2009 at 3:12 pm

“Allah said that … They are virgins, who yearn for their husbands. …”

“For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven.”
(Jesus Christ – Mark 12:25)

al-Kidya September 29, 2009 at 3:42 pm

“The Prophet Muhammad says that in Paradise, a man gets the strength of 100 men when it comes to eating, drinking, passion, and sex.”
“the women of Paradise are pure, unblemished, menstruation-free, free of feces, urine, phlegm, children…”

Wow-wee-wow-wow! Is this true Muhammad Al-Munajid?
I want to go to Paradise ASAP!
Just point me to my suicide vest, truck bomb, ass-bomb
,…on second thought…

revparadigm September 29, 2009 at 3:45 pm

In reality Islam presents no honest spirituality in male & female interaction. It sanctions the treatment of women of as sex objects merely to satify the unrestrained lust of Muslim men. It incorporates all manner of psyhical/sensual gratification as a inticement for a supposed afterlife of wild orgies in “paradise”. What a utterly perverse belief system. The Bible presents sexual relations between a man and a woman only in the context of the marriage covenant here on earth. Simple examination of plainly stated Islamic doctrine of this topic lends a whole lot of revelation on why Muslim men have such dysfunctional behavioral issues when dealing with women who do not play the half human slave role. They cannot handle it when a woman demonstrates qualities they think only males should exude…

Mullah Lodabullah September 29, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Spin it, Solkhar

sheikyermami September 29, 2009 at 3:51 pm

Solker is no longer with us, mullah.

He won’t be missed!

Mullah Lodabullah September 29, 2009 at 4:21 pm

I noticed he was quiet today – pity he spent so much energy attacking
you, your site & others…

ImNoDhimmi September 30, 2009 at 11:32 am

“Whereas the women of this world may suffer, for days and nights, from menstruation, from blood for 40 days after childbirth, from vaginal bleeding and from diseases – the women of Paradise are pure, unblemished, menstruation-free, free of feces, urine, phlegm, children…”

Nice. Muslim men are obviously totally disgusted by women. And apparently they equate children with blood, feces, urine and phlegm.

What about the men in paradise? Are they free of excess body hair, body odour, feces, urine and phlegm? Not bloody likely!

ImNoDhimmi September 30, 2009 at 11:34 am

Actually, it just occurred to me, the women in muslim paradise sound a lot like blow up sex toys!

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