Islamic Tits & Ass Bombs

by sheikyermami on January 31, 2010

In Vegas they seem to be familiar with ‘em, but these girls do not have these explosive tendencies and are safe to fly….

From Pamela:

Terrortits

Islamic Jihad Plan Breast Bomb Attacks: Britain is facing a new Al Qaeda terror threat from suicide ‘body bombers’ with explosives surgically inserted inside them.  Maybe the Muslim women will like their new tatas so much, they will want to live! laugh! love! as infidels. Hubba hubba boom!!!


The thing is, this best illustrates what is fundamentally and tragically wrong with our “strategy” on Islam’s war on non-believers. This defensive fetal position, waiting for the next attack, ducking and running, is a recipe for a “manmade disaster.” We must fight this war, not react to every new attack with another laborious set of rules with which to torture the population. Yes, if water boarding is torture, so then is air travel.

And who said Muslims don’t invent anything!?!

UK: MI5 Warns al-Qaeda Planning Attacks Using Females With Breast Implant Bombs…
Weasel Zippers

Evil geniuses…

(Daily Mail)Britain is facing a new Al Qaeda terror threat from suicide ‘body bombers’ with explosives surgically inserted inside them.

Until now, terrorists have attacked airlines, Underground trains and buses by secreting bombs in bags, shoes or underwear to avoid detection.

But an operation by MI5 has uncovered evidence that Al Qaeda is planning a new stage in its terror campaign by inserting ‘surgical bombs’ inside people for the first time.

One security source said: ‘If the terrorists are talking about this, we need to be ready and do all we can to counter the threat.’

A leading source added that male bombers would have the explosive secreted near their appendix or in their buttocks, while females would have the material placed inside their breasts in the same way as figure-enhancing implants


Experts said the explosive PETN (Pentaerythritol Tetranitrate) would be placed in a plastic sachet inside the bomber’s body before the wound was stitched up like a normal operation incision and allowed to heal.

Here’s the story from Jihad Watch:

Jihadists plan attack with bombs inside their bodies, to foil new airport scanners

As I wrote here in December: “One thing we have seen over the years since 9/11 is that airport security is always one step behind the jihadists: after jihadist Richard Reid attempted to set off a bomb hidden in his shoes, we all have to take off our shoes and send them through security scanners. After a group of jihadists tried to sneak onto planes explosive chemicals hidden in drink bottles, we can’t carry drinks through airport security terminals. Because Abdulmutallab attempted his jihad attack just before the plane landed, now we can’t get up during the last hour of the flight. The one thing that the TSA should have learned, but hasn’t, is that next time the jihadists will do something else, not just repeat what they did before. And even if every passenger were given a full body cavity search, they will find some way to get around it. But attempt a new approach based on sensible profiling? The TSA would rather fold up shop altogether.”

And just imagine if the Islamic jihadis turned all this energy and ingenuity to something constructive, instead of devoting it all to devising new ways to murder people.

“Terrorists ‘plan attack on Britain with bombs INSIDE their bodies’ to foil new airport scanners,” by Christopher Leake for the Mail On Sunday

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