Clintoon: Stuck on Stoopid and “Climate Change”

by sheikyermami on August 22, 2010

Paki Muslims complain USA isn’t giving enough aid

Always on the wrong side of the tracks, always generous with other peoples money, Willie Clitman’s wife Shrillary, who generously donated $ 10 dollars for the Paki flood victims (after spending 3 million on her daughters wedding) is trying to warm up the long debunked “Climate Change” hysteria in order to transfer wealth from your pocket to her favorite despots in the third world.

Clinton Invokes Climate Change Debate to Explain Pakistan Floods

FoxNews

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and other officials are pointing to the devastating floods in Pakistan and other extreme weather events as signs that climate change is getting worse.

Clinton, in an interview with Pakistan’s Dawn TV, said “there is a linkage” between the recent spate of deadly natural disasters and climate change.

“You can’t point to any particular disaster and say, ‘it was caused by,’ but we are changing the climate of the world,” she said.

I think we have to change the government instead!

FoxNews has more!

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al-Kidya August 22, 2010 at 5:31 pm: Of course the planet is getting warmer.
It happens every few thousand years just before and ice age.
It happened in the Middle ages just before the mini-ice age.
Greenland was green and moderate when the Vikings first landed there.
Iceland was moderate.
North America was moderate.
Then it started getting really cold again. It was cloudy and damp most of the time over Europe and part of the reason for the outbreak of the Black Death. Much of the bubonic plague however, was delivered by caravans coming out of the Middle East from Asia.

The sun, the oceans, the global wind currents, are cyclic and they change. That is a fact of weather on this planet.
It isn’t man-made. It is nature-made and part of the great cleansing, just like regular flushing of the “John” to make sure it doesn’t clog up.
– Apologies to everyone whose name is “John”.
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