Fartwa: Necrophilia Halal!

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pro patria May 12, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Not rape if they’re dead. Hahaha.

Probably no different to having sexual intercourse with a circumcised burqa babe!

catherine gleeson May 12, 2011 at 9:18 pm

I will watch my step next time I go to Rookwood Cemetery. And, do you think Julia Gillard knows about this? If Not please inform her.

Mike Bates May 13, 2011 at 8:07 am

Got some arab friends on the net, they met some guys who were discussing marrying babies to allow them to have sex with the babies. Guess having sex with dead women will be easier for them ?

Watching! May 13, 2011 at 9:28 am

Now I understand why Muslims say that they love death. It is probably the only way some of them will get a root.

cassandra May 14, 2011 at 2:42 am

Well, it puts a new slant on “till death do you part”.
If you’re a Muslim, even death will not tear a devoted couple asunder.
Quite romantic really, especially as Zemzami makes it clear you can only have sex with a recently deceased wife – no digging up old bodies or anything like that. Now that really would be sick!

cassandra May 14, 2011 at 2:44 am

I strongly urge that nice man considering necrophilia to check on this website – http://isithalal.blogspot.com/2009/02/vaseline-products.html
- to ensure that the vaseline is halal.

Tim Hefner August 21, 2011 at 12:34 am

This sounds like an article out of Pravda (propaganda). Don’t get me wrong, I believe it 100% but I am familiar with the cancer called islam. To the average person this is going to go down as a cheap attempt at slander. Need to work on subtler ways of presenting this type of information to the general public.

sheikyermami August 21, 2011 at 12:39 am

Tim, do your own research!

Why do you care what “the average person” thinks?

This is lifted from Islamic scriptures. Is it your job to doubt it or should it not be our priority to make it public?

salman August 24, 2011 at 6:21 pm

what the hell this man saying…….Shame on him ….ISLAM is a great religion..if u dnt knw about it then dnt say anything about it….

kaw August 24, 2011 at 6:47 pm

salman,
islam is NOT a great religion – and he knows more about islam than you do. Islam is as evil as you are stupid: lets leave it at that. You and islam are not wanted or needed anywhere on this planet.

HMC October 16, 2011 at 5:21 am

Information be it true by research or otherwise has to be taken into consideration regardless of faith ot belief. The problem we run into is the hatred involved in presenting the information. Questionable information can be pulled from any religious text. All Muslims are not lumped into the actions of few, like all Catholics arn’t homosexual pedaphiles and all white people are not members of the kkk and all black people are not gang members. If recognition is what you want so be it. Islam is bad, now what? It didn’t fix the economy and it wont stop the war.

sheikyermami October 16, 2011 at 7:22 am

” It didn’t fix the economy and it wont stop the war.”

You are right. The Koran says nothing about the economy. And it won’t stop the war:

Quran (8:39) – “And fight with them until there is no more persecution and religion should be only for Allah”-

Bukhari (8:387) – Allah’s Apostle said, “I have been ordered to fight the people till they say: ‘None has the right to be worshipped but Allah”