Did the prophet use toilet paper also?


The Religion of Peace, which is known to have “more than 70 rules to urinate and defecate“, prescribes the usage of an “uneven number of pepples, not dung or bones, for they are the food of the jinn…” (find the hadith on the bottom of this page/ed) for cleaning the anus.

As we can see here, Abu Qatada, Al Qaeda’s right hand man in Londonsistan, doesn’t seem to follow his prophet’s instructions to the letter and given the generous allowance afforded him (courtesy of the British taxpayer) is corrupted by the filthy ways of the kuffar by using toilet paper instead of pebbles: shame on you, Ikhwan brother!


20 Islamists on Abu Qatada’s No Contact List

By Mohammed Al Shafey

London, Asharq Al-Awsat – Jordanian Islamist Abu Qatada, who was recently released from the Long Lartin Prison in northern England, is banned from contacting 20 Islamists in Europe most of whom are held in British jails, Asharq Al-Awsat can reveal. Most of the Islamists Abu Qatada is banned from contacting are of Algerian descent and are currently in British jails, while one individual is held in France and another in the Czech Republic.

The British Home Office set 20 conditions to release him under house-arrest restrictions. The conditions for the release of Abu Qatada include a ban on contacting Osama Bin Laden and his deputy, Ayman al-Zawahiri. Islamists based in London described these conditions as “obstructionist”, while others said they are “unreasonable.”

More here


Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 58, Number 200:

Narrated Abu Huraira:

That once he was in the, company of the Prophet carrying a water pot for his ablution and for cleaning his private parts. While he was following him carrying it(i.e. the pot), the Prophet said, “Who is this?” He said, “I am Abu Huraira.” The Prophet said, “Bring me stones in order to clean my private parts, and DO NOT BRING ANY BONES OR ANIMAL DUNG.” Abu Huraira went on narrating: So I brought some stones, carrying them in the corner of my robe till I put them by his side and went away. When he finished, I walked with him and asked,

HE SAID, “THEY ARE OF THE FOOD OF JINNS. The delegate of Jinns of (the city of) Nasibin came to me–and how nice those Jinns were–and asked me for the remains of the human food. I invoked Allah for them that they would never pass by a bone or animal dung but find food on them.”

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14 thoughts on “Did the prophet use toilet paper also?”

  1. That’s a Charmin Koran scroll-pack edition – “Tender care for derrières!”

  2. I find it intriguing that the “profit” was carrying water for the ritual washing before prayers and to “clean his private parts”. Then, when he was caught with the water, he demanded the person that caught him bring him stones to use instead. Of course the person went away so we really don’t know if the “profit” used the stones or not.

  3. Ach come one, Peaceful Muslims will start attacking infidel for such shame, anyways I think that Toilet paper is one of those Infidel invention, that Muslims can’t claim to be Islamic, but use it…

    anyways you missed further resources in your article, especially the prescribed way to clean ass…

    ref : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_toilet_etiquette

    “If Istinjaa is being done on a hot day, then the person should start from the front to the back and then from the back to the front and the third time from the front to the back. If Istinjaa is being done on a cold day, then he should begin from the back to the front. After wiping, he should wash his hand first and then he should cleanse himself with two fingers and three fingers if necessary together with ‘pouring’ water. When using the two fingers, one should keep the middle finger in front and the ring and index finger behind it. After beginning with the fingers in this position, he should bring the ring finger forward and rub with the middle finger and ring finger. Thereafter, he will wipe with the index finger, if necessary. He should continue until all the impurity and smell is removed. The left over water after Istinjaa is paak only if there is no impurity in it.”

    I was just thinking … what if in 3 times ass is not clean…. ? or if one use more fingers, or just one ??

  4. BRING BACK THE CRUSADES…this cult religion of death needs to be outlawed and wiped off the face of the earth…we are ready…DEO VINDICE (GOD will vindicate)

  5. Chuck, I think you are right on spot, bring back the crusades. The crusades were in response to fight back against the cult of islam.

  6. errrm… atleast muslims wash der asses…we dont leave shit hanging off it like you infidels…haha smelly infidels, so what did jesus use to wipe his ass ?

    yeh bring back the crusades please bring back the crusades…. so we can kick ur asses, just like Umar ibn khattab and Sallah uddin did.

    oh you cheap filthy mushrikeen… when will you see the truth.

  7. Crusades?

    No Biblical mandate for “crusades”.

    Will you settle for Isaiah 17:1?

    “THE burden of Damascus. Behold Damascus shall cease to be a city, and shall be as a ruinous heap of stones. ”

    Psalm 83?

    A song. A psalm of Asaph.
    1 O God, do not keep silent;
    be not quiet, O God, be not still.

    2 See how your enemies are astir,
    how your foes rear their heads.

    3 With cunning they conspire against your people;
    they plot against those you cherish.

    4 “Come,” they say, “let us destroy them as a nation,
    that the name of Israel be remembered no more.”

    Ezekiel 38?

    [“Son of man, set your face against Gog, the land of Magog, the chief prince of Meshech and Tubal, and prophesy against him …]

    Ezekiel 39?

    [“Therefore, you son of man, prophesy against Gog, and say, Thus said the Lord GOD; Behold, I am against you, O Gog, the chief prince of Meshech and Tubal: And I will turn you back, and leave but the sixth part of you, and will cause you to come up from the north parts, and will bring you on the mountains of Israel: …”]

    Revelation 16?

    [“And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon.”]

    Kiss islam and its false god and prophet goodbye.

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