Allah is a Tomato

Tomato Jihad

Tomato that fell out of sandwich had message from God Allah, says Muslim (Derbyshire)

Salman Gul discovered the apparent Arabic words as he munched on a roll bought from Subway in Normanton Road, Derby.

When a slice of tomato fell out he saw what appeared to be the message “Muhammad is Allah’s Messenger” formed in Arabic text by the tomato’s veins.

The first pillar, or tenet, of Islam is to declare that there is “no God but Allah and Muhammad is the messenger of God”.  His imam, or priest, at the Iqra Centre, Normanton, examined the tomato and confirmed his reading was correct, and said “it cannot be a coincidence”.  (Source)

Other news:

Islamophobia does not exist

Just-released New York 2009 report: Hate crimes against Jews: 251. Hate crimes against Muslims: 11.

And yet we endlessly hear about “Islamophobia,” as if Muslims were huddled in their homes, cowering in the darkness as roving bands of Islamophobes marauded outside, throttling any hapless Believers who dared to stray outside. In reality, Jews are far more likely to be victimized in hate attacks — and yet there is no hand-wringing, there are no official statements of outrage and solidarity, there are no seminars or webinars or earnest talking-head discussions about the rise in antisemitism.

Yet more evidence that the “rise in Islamophobia” theme that the mainstream media keeps returning to is just a shell game to divert attention from Islamic jihad violence and supremacism: “NY sees a surge in hate,” by Fredric U. Dicker for the New York Post, December 31

11 thoughts on “Allah is a Tomato”

  1. LOL
    There is no tomato but allah and mohammed likes his ketchup.

    This cannot be a coincidence
    It is a sign from allah that muslims need to throw more rotten tomatoes at infidels.

    That is one dodgy-looking tomato.

  2. The final proof !

    In order to see Allah, you must use a KNIFE !…

    Want to see Mohammad? Slice a rotten apple right at the middle !…

  3. * Want to see Mohammad?

    Walk on Paddington’s narrow footpaths (Sydney). Bound to see a few Moes the local dogs have deposited (or not see, until too late).

  4. LOL – How stupid are the mohammedans!!!! Every time you think they cannot go lower, they do something more stupid!!

  5. To the muslims reading – Cecilie is poking fun at you and your stupidity. I think I will sew a burqa – probably cheaper than a tent and I need to go bush next week.

  6. That is the sickest tomato I have ever seen. He was eating that?
    It looks to me as though it had been sitting on the floor at Subway for a couple of days and had even been stepped on. That is how it got its unimportant message…Allah…the tread of a sneaker.
    I think most Muslims are naturally stoned and bumming out all the time.

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