Cupcake Police Blow Out
Inflicted on the people of Australia by the cretins who promised to tackle clit-cutting:
You’ve probably already heard the federal government wants to ban blowing out birthday candles in childcare centres. But you probably haven’t read Health Minister Tanya Plibersek’s truly bizarre press conference defending the decision. Read her answers to journalists’ questions if you want to know why freedom is under assault in Australia.Â
“There is no danger that the cupcake police will shut you down for birthday cakes”.–Tanya Plibersek
GREAT CAKE DEBATEÂ by Tim Blair


They’re more likely to ban birthday cakes because they aren’t inclusive and culturally appropriate.