Tim Blair:
CAN’T BOWL, CAN’T THROW, CAN’T SHOOT
Some racial stereotypes are positive. All black guys are naturally athletic, for example.
US president Barack Obama has made it his life’s work to demolish this particular concept.
Moonbattery
The MuBro  infested White House has released a picture purporting to show Barry Soetoro aka Hussein Obama “skeet shooting” at Camp David.  An activity he claims he does “all the time.”
The White House also warns all you mischievous internet types to not mess around with the picture.
Hilarity ensues:
The harder we laugh, the sooner he will fall.
Obama Skeet Shooting Photoshop Mania
Tired of laughter initiated by Obama’s improbable claim that he skeet shoots “all the time” (at least all the time that he’s not pedaling around on a girl’s bicycle, wearing a dorky helmet), the White House released the following picture, purportedly showing the metrosexual Moonbat in Chief shooting at clay targets at Camp David. I’m guessing he missed, since the gun is not aimed upward:
Lest this inspire still more laughter, the White House issued a stern warning:
This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, [blah blah blah].
Oh, you mean we can’t Photoshop it? That would be rich, considering that Obama’s lackeys at New Republic tried to prop up his skeet shooting claim by Tweeting this lame Photoshop:
Naturally, the proscription was taken as an invitation. Now the laughter is louder than ever. A few examples of what Obama’s image-shapers have unleashed:
Compliments of Henry B:
Compliments of Nobarack08:
Compliments of Joe:
Via Michelle Obama’s Mirror:
On a tip from wingmann:
Via Maser Media:
Another via Maser Media:
Via Poor Richard’s News:
Compliments of Sad Hill:
Hunting for supper, compliments of Sad Hill:
Compliments of SooperMexican:
Via Doug Ross:
Also via Doug Ross:
Compliments of stix1972:
Via AR15.com:
Via Free Republic:
Assault scissors, via Free Republic:
One more from Free Republic:
The harder we laugh, the sooner he will fall.
On tips from Sweep the Leg, Henry B, and Ghost of FA Hayek. Hat tips: Breitbart, The Other McCain, facebkwallflower.
Thanks for the linkage! Rcat.
“The White House also warns all you mischievous internet types to not mess around with the picture.”
…….or what?
The Neo-Communist in the WH will round up all the people that mocked the POTUS and send them to reeducation camps???
Amazingly pale arms for “America’s First Black President.” Photoshopped? An amusing anecdote from some Government Minister from Kenya. “If Obama had been elected here, he would have been our first White President.”
Sorry, not buying it. Not even leasing it. He wants to be remembered for Obamacare? Guaranteed. But not the way he wants to be remembered.
Amazingly pale arms.
Amazingly pale arms. And look at thr right hand/wrist connection. People here have blasted me for pointing out bad photoshop before. But what is,is.
I don’t know much about shooting skeets, but it seems the rifle would not be held level. He is however an expert on shooting the s##t.
“Some racial stereotypes are positive. All black guys are naturally athletic, for example.”
Another example would be “All black guys know how to shoot an innocent target.”
Is he hiding something under that T-shirt, or is he actually pregnant?